because it’s not approved.
What’s up everybody, welcome back to my channel; we brought Laura Lee back.
I’m going to read everyone at home, because here’s the drill.
If you don’t like someone’s accent, if their bra’s showing, how they talk.
Don’t fucking watch the video!
Don’t watch me.
If you have a problem with southern accents or my friends,
go to another channel.
I hate to start a video off like that, because I normally don’t.
People,
...they try it.
So, a few weeks ago me and Laura reviewed the crazy viral unicorn oil.
It was basically a scam.
And I know the owner, the owner of that brand got so angry, sorry that we kept it real.
But you’re the one scamming everyone and not me, so there’s that.
But a lot of people like to talk about your southern accent.
But this is how she talks. That’s right, it’s just the way I talk.
I’ve lived in Alabama for 25 years, what do you want me to do?
I don’t know, and I look like a woman and have a deep voice, so, there’s that.
I mean honest to God, just because something doesn’t sound like you,
doesn’t mean it’s not right.
There’s a whole world out there.
There sure is.
So, if you want to watch this fucking review and hear both of our voices,
you can continue to watch.
Girl, that’s right.
If not pause the video, jack off, and come back.
Or put us on mute and jack off.
That’s right, and enjoy.
All right, so today, we’re going to be reviewing the crazy viral, Lemonhead Space Paste.
these are crazy.
These look so pretty though.
They look amazing already.
Haven’t even tried them, but I can’t wait.
So, this brand is called Lemonhead.
I would say an Indie brand because they are very new.
All these products are handmade in Los Angeles,
which is amazing.
I think that’s really cool.
Now, a lot of the videos I’ve seen going viral are this like crazy cake icing type thing.
Like you know those plastic cake frosting things,
where you squeeze it and it comes out the applicator.
So, I saw videos of them like putting them in the jar.
And I was like, repeat, repeat, repeat, like addicted, because anything shiny.
It’s so satisfying too, watching them do it.
So, of course you guys know we had to test these out.
I’m just really excited to dunk our whole lives in glitter.
Honestly, I want to bathe.
Me too.
Okay.
So, we have a lot of colors you guys.
I ordered most of the colors in the site.
They did come in a cute little black box, come on with a little lemon colored tissue paper.
I love that.
Now remember, this is an Indie brand, I saw the price tag, it is $22 a piece.
I don’t think it’s outrageous.
No, it’s not a crazy price for them, but they are small, I mean.
So, I’m on the website.
And I’m just going to give you guys all the T.
Okay, so, Face Paste is trademark, so no one can use it, love that.
I love a brand that knows what they want.
Now, this is a full coverage, ultra-thick, glitter paste,
designed for artist use on face and body infused with the magic essential oils,
giving a very faint lemon scent and good vibe.
I didn’t smell these, I can’t wait.
Open one up baby, before we read anymore, let’s see what we got going on.
It does smell like lemon.
It’s faint.
Yes, very faint. - It’s not awful.
It’s not overpowering.
I’ve reviewed things really lemony on my channel that I hated.
This isn’t like horrible.
It smells like a soft candle,
it’s fresh.
Something light,
So, inside you get the paste of course.
I love the glass component, it feels expensive.
Feels heavy.
Feels nice.
Has a little plastic screw on cap with.
And it has a little logo, which me and Jeff,
we were trying to figure out exactly what the logo is, it looks like a piece of artwork.
Okay, listen we are going to zoom in on this logo, I cannot.
Once they, like, tell us what this is,
our brains are going to click, tell me we’re not crazy.
I get it now.
What is it?
I swear to God I see it.
It just hit me, ready for it?
I’m not kidding guys, 10 minutes before we started filming this, we couldn’t figure it out.
Can I show you it?
This is the lemon, okay, see that right there, that is a thumb squeezing, is it not.
Maybe I’m making it up.
This is a theory.
It’s a thumb with no polish on it, right?
And it’s squeezing and somethings coming out.
You guys are going to have to tell us at home.
And hopefully the brand will let us know.
I’m actually going to tweet them later and say what is the logo.
Okay, so, basically, it’s vegan, it’s cruelty free.
And its sourced locally whenever possible.
Girl what?
Okay, that’s a little, that wording though, I don’t know if I like that wording.
Whenever possible, so when it’s not possible we’re sourcing out of city.
It is handmade in Los Angeles like we said.
Which I think is cool.
A lot of the shade names are very Los Angeles, which we like.
We have Silver Lake, which is a city in Los Angeles.
We have Mulholland which is a street here in LA.
Okay, this is best applied by hand, or synthetic brush in streak motion.
So, no digging and blending it in.
No.
Pro tip, after it dries down, shape with a spoolie or sponge, to achieve clean lines.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
So, you can manipulate the product.
I think so.
Well, obviously, we’re going to test that out.
Now for removal, it says rub off with a dry sponge, rinse with water,
or use like an oil cleanser if layered.
But it says don’t use a makeup wipe.
I wonder what a makeup wipe does to it.
Maybe it spreads everywhere.
And we’re not doing the full-face glitter challenge again, that haunted me for a month.
I had glitter in my bathtub.
Listen, there was glitter on Nate’s taint.
Space Paste contains 100% cosmetic polyester glitter,
which the FDA does not approve for use on or near the eyes.
Oh, okay.
I was like holy shit, this product is intended for professional artist use,
and should be used safely and responsibly.
Keep away from children.
Okay, cool.
Now it also has 0.5 ounces in the product, which I think that’s pretty good for glitter.
Now you guys on the website.
Look at this girl who used it on her eyes.
Which, I’m not going to hate on, because I’ve used glitter from the craft store on my lips.
Yeah, for sure, and nothing’s really happened.
They just have to say that because of FDA,
Yes, and you also want to be careful,
because I’ve known a few people who have cuts on their eyes.
Because they’re rubbing their eyes.
You just got to be careful basically.
Now, also, I got a few of the, I’m going to call this body glitter I guess.
This is called Space Jam.
You can see the difference.
It’s in a way bigger pot.
And there’s only a few shades in that.
And maybe at the end, I think maybe this is more for like maybe the hair, I don’t know really.
So, this basically says, it’s your party vibe if you want too.
It is a super packed combination of confetti.
Opal and stars, blended into a base hue of just color.
So that one says it's basically a base hue of Barbie convertible pink and charismatic silver.
Okay.
That is sick.
So, I think what I’ve been dying to do since I’ve seen these,
is we’ll both start and put it on our fucking cheeks if we have too.
what color.
I know, which one, should we both do the same one.
Yeah, maybe.
Okay, so we’re going to dip into these.
I’m going to be using Silverlake.
Which I’m excited.
An adult film, so fitting.
Oh, I’ve touched it.
It’s thick, honey.
Yes, ma’am. It’s thick, honey.
Yes, ma’am.
Okay, so how should I do this, like dot, dot, dot, I don’t know.
Yeah, oh it’s cooling, whoa, okay.
Look at that.
Look at it on camera.
Holy shit.
Oh, that looks so dope.
Oh, it’s very cold.
Okay, we’re going in, we’re going in.
It’s so cool, already huh.
Okay, now we’re going to blend it and move it around.
Shit.
I live for this right now.
It’s like a Pinterest photo.
Honestly, it took me less than a second, like just the dot, dot, dot.
Yeah, that’s it.
And honestly, it doesn’t feel like heavy on my cheek.
It doesn’t at all, it feels really lightweight.
So, it says to let it dry for a minute and then try to spoolie.
I think yours is like insane.
I pick the, like the lightest one.
That looks so cool.
How does it look in person, I haven’t even really looked.
Let me look at you, it looks dope as fuck.
Does yours feel dry already though?
Use a clean finger.
No, I’m wet.
Okay, so, we’re going to let it dry for a second, okay, cool.
Oh, my God, this is exciting.
Before we try anymore we’re going to let this dry.
And then we’re going to play with the spoolie.
Be right back.
All right, it’s been about 10 minutes.
And, mine feels like,
it feels dry, does it feel tight?
It feels dry.
It’s still lightweight.
I’m pressing hard, nothing, like one little dot.
I had a little bit of fall out.
But I was going to say, mine’s on, like caked on.
So, it says try a spoolie.
Yeah, I think you should try the spoolie first, I think because mine was like sheer see through.
So, it says to use just a spoolie and shape it around.
So, let’s see if yours move at all.
Oh, no, I feel like it just kind of comes off.
So, this says, after dry down, which means when it's completely dry,
I’m going to assume, right, that’s what dry down means.
It’s just coming off huh.
It says on the website to move it around after dry down.
I would probably do it while it still wet.
Yeah, honestly, it would move around a lot better. Because hers is so fucking intense.
I would blend, you gave me glitter.
I think it’s only fair to, I want to put some on my eyes, even though we’re not supposed too.
I do too.
You know what I’m dying to put on Laura, you guys.
This shade that is like everything.
Gunshow, I want him to like spackle some of this on my eyelid.
And then Roosevelt, on the lips though, -this one’s super in chic, it’s so fine.
Yeah, it’s different.
Let’s open it.
So, open up that one.
The glitter looks more like chunky, and this one is like really fine, fine glitter.
We’re just going to use a little Mac synthetic brush.
PS, I’m just going to say this for you,
Laura Lee is doing a collaboration with Mac cosmetics, come on product placement.
This made me think about it.
So, it comes out on April the 20th. 4/20.
Yep, that’s right.
I might know something about that day.
You know Mac does.
I can’t wait to wear it.
What’s your shade called?
It’s called Larla Lee.
That’s so cute.
And it is such a pretty brown nude, you guys.
Even if she wasn’t my friend I would still wear it,
because I’m so obsessed with nudes.
Anyway, back to your eyes, but I can’t wait for it.
Thank you, I’m so excited for you to try it.
You’re going to love it.
Tell me how it feels when I put it on.
It feels like wet glue kind of.
Okay, let me see.
Word.
Okay.
Girl you got a night out.
Girl watch me use the same brush, and try this other shade on myself.
Look at Dirty Penny.
That is such a cool copper, brown.
Look at that.
Let’s just see what this looks like.
I mean it’s intense pigment.
And I think it’s pretty buildable,
and a little goes a long way,
I feel like I could have this jar for a long time.
Your eyelids look so pretty, and it was kind of effortless.
I feel we picked a really dark one for you, but I don’t even care,
it shows off how stunning it is.
I love the dark hue.
I do too.
Should we do another color to be just weird.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
Black and Gold.
Let’s do it.
Okay, this is Gilda Beast.
Wow, that looks so pretty.
There’s already some on the cap, which I’m going to use it, I’m going in.
You might have to steal this from me.
Because you’re not going to let me keep it at my house.
no ma’am.
It looks wet, but it’s not.
It doesn’t feel like anything.
Oh, my God,
wow, I’ve never seen that much intense glitter.
And I just put it right in, we have like similar deep set eyes, how cool.
I’m just going to put a little bit more in there, like very minimal.
That’s so intense, I’m obsessed,
I barely touched her eye you guys.
I can feel that like my eyelid is dry too now, and it feels super comfortable.
It doesn’t feel crazy.
It doesn’t feel like that gluey, cracky gel.
No, where it like sticks and your lids are like.
Okay, well Laura’s my glitter experimentation today.
Oh right, now I’m going to take this shade called Roosevelt,
this has the more fine red glitter in it.
Do you just want to try a tad on your mouth?
That at least screams Santa Claus.
Should I dip my finger.
So, she just took off some lip gloss.
And then, she might be wearing this new little color called, I’m Shook that came out.
Who’s colab is this!
Okay, so the glitter is finer, definitely finer.
Yeah, like not as blingy, but super pretty on the lips.
It feels gritty, but not like what you would think, like but not as bad.
It’s not as blingy as the eyes or cheeks.
I’m not obsessed with like the fine, fine glitter.
Yeah, me too.
Now, these big ones are supposedly for the hair and body.
So, I think we should grab a synthetic brush.
And see if it works in your hair.
I think we should too.
That’s what I’m most excited about.
What color do you think, pick one?
I don’t know, whatever you think.
That’s cool.
This one is called Sea Punk.
Okay, come on Punk.
It almost looks like dew palm, or something.
Stop.
It looks like every Pinterest photo I’ve ever seen.
The green isn’t translating on camera.
No, it just looks like Gold.
Oh, I see green in real life.
Oh, there’s bigger chunks of glitter, now that I’m brushing it in.
You see that.
Yeah, I saw big flakes, which is so dope.
This is so effortless.
It is, it literally took me like 2 seconds.
I’m obsessed with this stuff, to be honest with you right now.
Should we try Birthday Bitch on me.
Yes.
Okay, we’re going for it.
Actually, this looks so dope in your hair.
That’s crazy.
Like a little music festival.
Like the top of your head will be so dope.
That’s really intense.
It looks so pretty in your hair.
We’re so glittery right now.
My lid is like screaming at me.
It’s literally like the most beautiful fall, or like toasty look, like bronze.
Okay, wow.
Okay, you guys I’m going to let this hair dry for a second.
Yep.
And we’re going to give you our final thoughts.
We were going to wrap up this video.
But Paradise Beach.
I’m going to see if this works.
Look at that.
That’s so pretty.
You can’t even be upset, because it’s so pretty.
It’s just so pretty, oh my God.
Here we’ll just two sides, because we had a moment, here we will just do a V.
It’s really pretty.
It’s actually really comfortable to wear, like my eyelids don’t feel sticky at all,
my cheek feels normal, my lips are fine.
Like if we had these back when glitter challenge was happening.
So, easy.
All right, you guys, so, we’re going to give you our final thoughts right now,
I don’t even need time to think about it.
No, I love these, I’m obsessed.
I’m obsessed.
I want to bathe in them.
Me too.
I was pleasantly surprised.
Of course, when you see things go viral and all over the internet.
You never know what to expect.
Girl you got to start asking questions.
You do.
You definitely got to start asking questions.
This one though, Smoky Eye Dream.
I just can’t wait to use in tutorial, I just can’t.
First impressions are, these are an amazing products,
I think for the price point and the Indie brand, you get a lot.
These will last you forever.
Forever, honestly, you did the whole hair and you barely took a dab.
I love them, I really, really, I’m stoked on these.
I’m just how shocked how comfortable they are.
Because I just assumed, that glitter would dry like a fake gel.
Yes, I think the formula, who ever created this, created a baum ass formula.
Because listen, I don’t feel this on my lid bitch, I’m like tripping out.
My lips even don’t feel that grainy, like it’s very comfortable.
It’s not like tight.
Oh, I forgot you wearing it on your lip.
You know what, where’s the fucking green one girl, give me Jail Bait.
It’s so crazy.
I mean I’m putting this over lipstick, it’s not going to look the greatest.
Oh, but it looks pretty full coverage on camera.
It’s full coverage, I just wanted to kind of show it off for a second.
Wow.
Seriously, that’s amazing.
All right, so, I’m just going to say it right now,
the Lemonhead Space Paste Glitter is Jeffree Star approved.
Is it Laura Lee approved.
These are amazing, I’m like, I’m ready to bather in every color.
If you love glitter these are for you.
If you’re a glitter whore, these were made for your soul.
And if you don’t like glitter, I don’t have anything to say to you.
You can’t be trusted.
But, all right, you guys thank you so much for watching this crazy video.
We also filmed a new video on Laura Lee’s channel.
What the hell did we do.
Girl, we tested the Louis Vuitton eyeliner, versus the Elle, one dollar eyeliner.
Yes, so, if you want to see luxury versus drugstore head over to her channel.
Everything will be linked down below.
Now Laura uploads three videos a week and one on her blog channel.
Bitch is a work horse.
Yes honey.
Your work ethic, is honestly amazing.
Well you inspire me too, this one’s running a brand over here and a successful channel.
Your work ethic is inspiring, I think it’s amazing, I love your content,
not to kiss your ass or suck the dick you don’t have, but I love you.
Everything will be linked down below.
And I want to see what you guys have to say about this product.
So, sign off in the comment, and let us know what you think about the face paste, bitch.
All right, you guys thank you so much for watching, I want to see you at the next one.
Bye.