So what you're saying is...
Personal claw machine.
[music]
One of the first things we remember about Korea
when we first came to this country was the
abundance of claw machines. These things have a
special place in our heart.
And now we have one of our own!
I remember you trying to beat that poke machine.
Oh, ahh
Too high.
There was one that had live lobsters.
Oh yeah
Do you think this is gonna be like a legitimate
claw machine where it wants us to lose?
Probably.
Okay, so it's pretty easy. (S: Yup.)
I have a little tiny coin in order to operate the machine.
Pop it in.
We've never turned this on yet.
No.
We've put the batteries in, we don't know
what it's gonna be like.
No idea.
And some of the candies in here are delicious,
and some of them, we've been told, are not delicious
but we don't know which are which.
Time to find out.
Oh man.
Okay, who's going first?
Kai Bai Bo?
All right.
Winner goes first?
Winner goes first.
Or loser goes first? I'm scared. (S: Winner goes first.)
Okay, ready? Kai Bai Bo!
I win. You have one of these plastic coins.
[machine makes music]
Ah
Okay, back front.
Ah man, it goes so slow.
Oh my god.
Okay, uh...
This music is quite loud!
You think there's a time limit?
I hope not.
Okay, I'm dropping it.
Okay.
You gotta pull back up again.
Oh, do I?
Yeah.
M: Ohhh S: Nothing!
Yup, this is a Korean machine.
Keep going while the music--
It's your turn.
No, the music is still going.
Oh!
Oh god!
You gotta pull back up again!
[suspenseful action music]
Oh no!
Okay, so there definitely was a time limit on that.
Yup.
That's just how it ends?
That's just how it ends.
Doesn't work?
No, doesn't work anymore.
All right.
You have to put in your coin.
I'm gonna put in my twenty piece.
Go for it.
Here I go.
Okay.
Ah!
All right.
I get like a free shot.
[suspenseful action music]
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh my god.
[celebratory music starts] M: Woo! S: Heyy!
You win!
It cheered for me!
That's awesome.
Oh my gosh.
So that made celebratory music, and now
you're gonna have to eat one of these candies.
Yay!
I feel immediately sad looking at this.
This is one of those Finnish candies, the...
-Really? -Yup.
Really? We brought these back with us from Finland?
We sure did.
These are the Hot Mix
of "valvahmuski salmiakki" so you got a musky vulva.
This is yours. You win.
Eat the musky vulva.
Oh my god, it's yucky salmiakki.
Yay! I lose but I win.
(sobbing) I don't wanna play anymore. Aaahh...
Whoa, your breath smells like a donkey [sheep] right now.
I'm sorry, do you know what donkey [sheep] smells like?
Well, have you ever been on a farm?
That had a donkey?
No!
You never--
Stop turning.
[machine music]
Oh. Okay.
Is it good or is it bad?
I don't-- Ahh!
Tried to drop it!
Like "Oh no, I dropped it."
I didn't want it to go down. I tried to drop it in the back!
Hey, that's different shape than mine so it may
not be the same thing.
Or do you sense it in your bones?
And you're like, "(singing) I can feel it tasting..."
Let me see what this is?
Hold this up to the camera. This looks like
a multitude of colors.
This is another one of those Hot Mixes. (M: Is it?)
I can see it.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Ahhh!
Did you eat it? No, eat it. (S: Yeah.) Eat it!
[Martina sings]
Oh, this is so rancid!
[glass breaking]
Why?
Scandinavian people, do you like this kind of stuff?
Obviously, they do. We got like four bags of it.
Oh my god. Oh my god!
You know what this has? This has the faint taste of optimism
because you got that salmiakki black licorice taste
but then it's got a litte bit of fruitiness around it
Oh, mine wasn't fruity. Yours smells like... apple or pear.
So you keep on thinking, "Oh yeah, it's got good fruitiness"
but then you keep on tasting the saltiness.
At least yours wasn't tar black, all right?
Don't you spit it out.
I'm just gonna swallow it and choke and die.
It's worth it.
I would rather choke and die right now.
RIP Simon.
[machine music]
Uhhhh-guhhh!!!
Told you.
I know, it's the inside.
The inside, right?
Ah, you didn't believe me.
Oh, that's terrible.
I know.
No.
Yeah.
No!
Salmiakki! Salmiakki!
What's this?
Gotta be careful, gotta make it over this hum.
M: Oh no, it won't go any further. S: Not anymore.
Okay, you gotta drop it down.
Come on, drop it down.
I'm trying to get it over the--
Drop it down!
[wha wha whaaaa sound effect]
S: No that's bullshit. M: Oh my god, I didn't get it.
It's stuck on it.
You didn't try dropping it down.
I don't want the extra play. It's your-- Sir, after you.
When mine got stuck, you gave me an extra play.
Sir, after you.
If it falls in, if I win, you have to eat "Tifu Hornies".
I'll have one "Tifu Hornie".
Okay, good.
If you win. Only if you win.
You gotta tease it out of its shell.
I wonder how much money we would have spent on
this if this was a real one.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
That looks like it's mint.
[suspenseful action music]
Winner!
Am I the winner or not?
Oh, f[sheep] me!
This one's even got brown shit on it!
Okay, pass me my "Tifu Hornie".
Okay, eat your "Tifu Hornies".
We will enjoy at the same time.
We will enjoy.
I have a feeling this is like... Pure
This is the purest of salmiakki form.
It kind of smells like cherry, so I really hope that I have
won and yet lost.
Let's see.
Enjoy.
S: Oh my god. M: Oh no. I'm a loser.
Oh my god.
I am a loser.
Oh my god.
Big Bang wrote that song about me.
Now it's just a pure black licorice.
But you know what? Mine is so small... [growling]
Mm mm mm mm! What, I ate your "Tifu Hornie"!
Ahh!
Did you win or did you lose, Simon?
Oh!
So that's it for this week's wonderful, wonderful treasure find.
If you'd like the new edition Gripa Prize Personal Prize Machine,
Do you want this? I don't think we sold it very well
by filling it with--
M: punishment candy. S: Finnish candy.
You can pick it up on Gmarket.
Are you kidding me? This is like the Christmas gift.
It's totally the Christmas gift.
You can fill it up with different things as well
like I think originally we were gonna fill it up with little pieces of paper and then like...
... we were gonna fill it up with little pieces of paper and then like
You can also use real money, so you could have it in
your dorm and make your friends pay for stuff.
Oh, Ducky.
Ohhh!
Let me see your mouth.
Did you spit it out?
Nooo!
Where is it?
I swallowed it!
He spat it out, didn't he? When I wasn't pay--
No-hoho!
Yes, you did! I can hear you giggle!
Why-- why would you accuse me of this?
You didn't swallow it.
What are you talking about?
I heard no crunching sounds.
I chewed it all as you were talking about
You eat it!
How dare you? No!
Buy this on Gmarket!
You eat another "Tifu Hornie".
No, I don't eat the "Tifu Hornie".
Where is it?
It's nowhere.
Where is it?
Ducky! Ducky! Ducky. Stop it. Stop it.
You put it in my eye. You want me to be blind?
Okay. Get this wonderful thing on Gmarket
if you want
I already said that!
some merriness in your life!
Thank you, thank you!
Thank you Finland.
[music]