Excuse me.
Hey, kid!
Little boy with the balloons!
Come over here!
If you come over here, I'll give you a pound.
Two pounds.
I don't know who you are.
I'm, uh, the famous balloon thief.
Why would a thief want to give me two pounds?
I'll explain it to you.
Thank you.
Yes, love?
A naked American man stole my balloons.
What?