(Ethan) Guys, today we're out on the street
...and we're going to change someone's life forever.
I've got one dollar,
and I've got a guy here who I think
needs it a little more than me.
[Background Music Playing]
(Ethan) Hey, buddy
(Ethan) Hey buddy, how you doing?
(Frank) What the fuck is this?
(Ethan) You look, you look like-
You could need this more than me.
Take this dollar, buddy.
(Ethan) Go change your life, ok?
(Frank) Why are you giving me a dollar?
(Ethan) What are you talking about? You're homeless.
(Frank) I'm homeless?!
(Ethan) You're homeless!
(Frank) Look at you! What the f- What are those?
(Ethan) Dude, these are fucking great! These are New Balance, dude!
(Frank) Look at you, what the fuck-
(Ethan) Take the dollar, dude!
(Frank) No, you take the dollar, I'm not fucking homeless.
Dude!
(Frank) My Mom just kicked me out of my house.
(Ethan, off camera) Yeah right, dude!
(Frank) My canopy is getting renovated.
(Ethan) Fuck off, dude! Get yourself a new shirt, dude.
You look like shit.
(Frank) I have a Lamborghini!
(Ethan) You got my dollar, dude. Fuck you, dude.
(Frank) It'd be nice if you could uh, spare me uh...
I don't need it or anything.
But I just think it's kinda-
(Ethan, off camera) Fuck off, dude.
(Frank) Hah, well.
Who's the winner now?
Who's the real winner ?
[Yells Excitedly]
Wow Ethan, great moves, keep it up, proud of you
[Keyboard Typing Sound Effects]
Guys,
Have you ever given a homeless person a dollar
And had a friend hide in the bush and film it
And then put it on the internet, so you can make like ten thousand dollars?
Well, that is a phenomenon that has been going on on YouTube a lot.
And I'm starting to think that it's not about the dollar!
I wanna know what's with prankers? And why do they love homeless people so much?
How did this get started, and where does it end?
All the answers here today on h3h3 Productions' new reaction video
Entitled 'Fuck Me In The Ass And Prank Me Silly!'
I wish I was homeless so somebody cared about me!
By the way, if there's any homeless minorities out there, please send me an email at
We are looking for somebody to cast in an episode of a new video, thank you so much.
Let's get started!
We start-
Now!
(Ethan, voiceover) Around two years ago, the YouTube channel 'Whatever' ran into a quirky homeless man
who had a whacky, whacky skill of goofing around with his moustache.
So, they decided to do a genuinely nice thing!
They pulled a bunch of money and went and surprised him with it.
They made a heart-warming, feel-great video that got five million views.
The money was nice, but did you see that 'Whatever' hat they gave him?!
Yeah, that's going right in the garbage. That's too trashy even for a homeless person.
Soon after this video, the exploiting homeless people to get a ton of views and grow your channel craze
(deeper voice) was born!
(Antonio) Everyone will appreciate it as we make the world a better place.
(Ethan, voiceover) Best Feeding The Homeless Pranks!
Gone Sexual!
Gone wrong!
(Ethan, yelling) GONE SEXUAAAL!
(Ethan, voiceover) The first couple of homeless videos actually had a genuine niceness about it
And they didn't seem forced at all.
It wasn't until Vitaly made his homeless video that things got... a little weird.
(Vitaly) Can you guys- Look at what you're doing to me!
Can you guys back up?!
(Ethan) Ok, now what Iove about this video is that the music-
The sweet and cheery music betrays whats actually going on in the scene.
Let's take a closer look at whats actually happening in this video.
(Vitaly) We got enough for everybody! We got enough for everyone!
(Ethan) We got enough for everyone! I'm freaking out, dude!
The music's just like -da na na na na-
(yelling) Fucking back up, everyone!
Just keep watching.
(Vitaly) Just wait. I'll put it in your hand. Everybody, alright?
Stop.
Stop! Just fucking rude as hell!
Stop!
Let's put that in!
(Vitaly) Stop.
You know what this means? It just means that this is the best footage they had!
Where he wasn't tripping out and yelling at everyone!
The 'Stop!' was the best they could do to make him look good.
(Vitaly) We've got enough for everybody. This is not the only box. This is not the only box.
(Vitaly) Can you get in line?
There's enough for everybody! Just back up!
(Vitaly) Can you guys- Look at what you're doing to me! Can you guys back up!
We've got enough for everybody! Just back up!
BACK! UP!
Everyone's screaming and shit!
Is this supposed to make me feel good?
It makes me terrified. It makes me ashamed to be a human being.
It's like the worst-
Just watch this part- Just watch this guy.
(Vitaly) We've got enough sandwiches for everybody.
(Guy) We're standing in line!
(Guy) We've been standing in line!
We're standing in line!
Back up!!
We've got enough sandwiches!
(singing) da na na!
It's like- I feel like it's just total chaos there!
Just put this cheery music over it and it's a fucking viral hit!
I love that this whole thing could have been diffused
If he just allowed someone else to hand the sandwiches out with him.
But because he's so obsessed with being the one person that hands out each thousand sandwich
You just create this huge chaotic buttfuck-fest, dude!
Now, I can't hate on the guy for giving away a bunch of sandwiches
He did a really nice thing in a really dangerous part of town
But I think it's the first video I saw, where it's like
"There's a little bit going on here, more than the sandwich."
The disconnect from, like, what you're supposed to feel and what you're actually seeing
There's a really interesting first step towards the real...
"Exploiting The Homeless" phenomenon. So, let's carry on, guys.
(Guy) Over one hundred thousand people have viewed my 'Feed The Homeless' video
Now, this is probably my favourite 'Feeding The Homeless' person
Daniel Fernandez's ego and self-love is so enormous
You could barely even spot a homeless person behind the size of his enormous head.
(lots of friendly yelling)
Daniel's like, I'm gonna talk to him in a language he understands!
(yelling)
Look at him! I love this!
He poured like one dollar of change in his fucking-
He was eating that food, Daniel!
You poured coffee and change in his fucking plate!
He's eating there, man!
The guy's like, man, you just ruined my meal.
It was worth more than the amount of change you poured on it.
Or, in his words, (yelling)
(more yelling)
(Daniel) Give me a hug, man!
You don't get that editing, you don't get that song!
You don't get that slomo!
For giving someone 95 cents and, by the way, ruining their meal, Daniel.
The only reason you played that music is so you can feel like a GOD.
So that you can feel like a saint.
Ok? And by the way, you are. You're very handsome.
By the way, and I wouldn't mind seeing you naked.
But that's another story for another time.
Who the fuck wakes up someone asleep on concrete
For two cookies and water
If their objective was not to make themselves look like a saint.
You know what? He probably stayed there and when he woke up, the dude was like
'What the fuck, dude?'
But he cut that shit out.
He didn't include that.
At least give him a fucking Pepsi Max, dude.
At least buy him a sody pop!
A bottle of water? Who cares about a bottle of water, dude?
They're homeless, they probably drink from puddles on the ground.
Who gives a fuck?
(Guy) What's up, man?
(Daniel) You remember me? Who am I?
(Ethan) Who am I?
Say my name, baby!
Say my name!
(coughs)
Seems that Daniel has been spending a little too much time with the DJ we all know and love
(Daniel voiceover, as DJ Khaled) You remember me?
(Guy voiceover, as girl) Yeah, I do.
(Daniel as Khaled) Who am I?
Ok guys, you remember that homeless video we were watching?
Well, let's get to the important part.
Daniel.
(Daniel and friend, off camera) Peanut butter jelly (repeated)
This guy is a couple bad marriages away from joining scientology.
Mark my words.
(Daniel) You see that? Look at that.
(Daniel) Just because of that, you get to keep this.
(Ethan) One fucking dollar, Daniel?
One fucking dollar?
You're gonna slomo and dramatic music me for one dollar, dude?
It's like, man, I'm homeless and even this wasn't worth my time, dude!
I just wanna help people! And record it!
And put it on YouTube! It's the story of my life!
And I wanna take all the colour out! Black and white only!
Slomos, 90% of the time!
Emotional music! The story of my life!
I want everybody to see this!
Ugh, it's my vision!
As it is with every cycle
There is a beginning and an end.
We've seen the beginning, we've see the meat.
And I believe the end is here.
There's only one man who could usher in the end of this cycle.
Indeed the end of humanity itself.
Is he the rider of the apocalyse? No.
He's a mortal man, he goes by one name.
Shoenice!
Oooh, Shoenice.
(Ethan, voiceover) If you guys don't know who Shoenice is,
he's the guy who invented slowly killing yourself on YouTube!
(chokes)
Shoenice!
Ethan (voiceover) Many consider Shoenice to be the moral centre of YouTube itself.
If this man starts a trend
It is sure to continue.
(Shoenice, offcamera) I'm starting a new campaign on my YouTube channel.
It's called 'Buy a McDouble For A Homeless Person'
I got a half a million subscribers, so if everybody does it
A half a million people get fed for a second.
For a second! I appreciate-
I appreciate the realism he injects in this.
For a second!
I gotta make sure I got the one that is special, because I don't like onions and pickles!
(Ethan, voiceover) You're telling me the dude who's famous for downing a stick of deodorant
Won't eat pickles and onions?
(Guy, off camera) Ok, he's got a lot of time left.
(Guy, off camera) He's- You know, his face is turning red like a tomater
(Ethan) Uh. This is real.
This is what real helping the homeless looks like, guys.
It's not glorious. It's not beautiful.
It's Shoenice.
Thank yooouuu.
(Guy, off camera) Ok, he's got a lot of time left.
(Vitaly) Can you guys BACK UP!
(Guy, off camera) He's nibbling away, like a gerbil or a hamster.
(Antonio) Many homeless people walk around with an empty stomach.
(Vitaly) Stop.
(Daniel) You remember me?
(Shoenice, voiceover) What I want everybody to do is buy a McDouble for somebody homeless!
(Daniel) You remember me? Who am I?
Thank yooouuu.
(Shoenice, off camera) Alright, you guys! Yo, you down in the bushes!
Go buy a McDouble for a homeless guy, man!
Haha!
The fuck are two guys doing down in the flowers is what I'm wondering- EITHER WAY...
After this, Shoenice was never seen again.
God rest his soul.
He wanders the Earth with Bobo, dropping cheese burgers and Doritos everywhere they go.
In the end, guys, are they all assholes?
Yes.
But not for helping homeless people.
Am I a giant asshole?
What the fuck have I done, right?
Nothing!
Maybe I'm an asshole!
Maybe I'm a fucking asshole!
What the hell have I done?
Maybe I need to go out and give someone a dollar and put them on YouTube.
I mean, what does it matter that I've done, right?
If you don't film it, it doesn't happen!
I mean that's about as good as it gets!
If you don't film it, it didn't happen, guys!
Welcome to 2015 and beyond!
If you're gonna do something nice, film it!
You fucking idiot!
Because you can inspire other people with it.
No!
Because you can make a bunch of money on YouTube!
Sponsorships, guys!
Views!
Subscribers!
The adoration of lots of young girls, by the way, follow me on Snapchat.
Am I the asshole?
Yeah, probably!
Are they the asshole?
Yeah.
Where does that leave you?
Ethan: I don't know, fuck off, that's the end of the video!