♪- Everybody, move your feet and feel united...♪
My frisky ponies, welcome back.
Today I have a personality test, that is supposed to be
one of the freakiest personality tests out there.
One that's gonna make you go 'ooh'.
Tests that make you go 'ooh'.
Everything I read about this test,
which hasn't been that much,
but everyone's like, this will make you go,
'what the fudge'
when you take this test.
There's like no normal questions on it,
it's supposed to be I...
I don't even know what it is.
You look at blobs, I don't know.
It's called, The Pierley/Redford
Dissociative Affect Diagnostic.
What is it even gonna tell me?
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Now lets get to this freaky test man.
I'm already freaked out and I haven't even sta...
I don't even know what it is, I haven't even started.
I'll put the link to this test in the description
so you can take it and get freaked out also.
I'm shaking right now.
I'm literally shaking and crying right now.
The description, on this site,
which is not secure by the way,
says (laughs) this is an exploration
of your brain's affective response system.
What does that even mean man?
Nonverbal, emotional reactions to shape tableaus
will target the portion of your brain
that is intuitive and pre-lingual.
The associated questions should be answered without
tying these shapes to any narrative or storyline.
Blah blah blah.
There are 20 questions, that's good.
Nice and short.
And this will freak you out.
It doesn't say that but I'm sure
that's what they mean to say.
Let's take the test.
Which of these circles is angry?
What?
(heavy breathing)
I'm getting freaked out man.
Should I be taking this?
Should I call my mom and ask if I can take this test?
'Cause I'm scared.
Should I think too much about it?
Which is angry?
I'm gonna say A.
Oh I have to answer down here. (laughs)
the pink one is angry.
Which location is unsafe? A or B?
Wow this is weird, I'm getting freaked out.
Can you see the bead of sweat going down my face right now?
What do you guys think?
It's like a kids show.
Which one is unsafe?
Is it B? (kids cheering)
What?
I don't know, like I don't even know how to answer this.
I'm just gonna say B.
It's the smaller place so it's less safe.
Which area is pretending?
Dude, my mind.
I also took some cough syrup before this
so I'm not sure what's the cough syrup and what's this test.
I'm getting hypnotized dude.
I think A is pretending,
I think he has a cross in the mi...
No it says don't attach a narrative structure to it.
Darn it.
Stop the narrative structure, Frank.
What are you freakin doing?
Whoa, who will survive? A or B?
Dude I feel like I'm gonna pass out
if I keep staring at this too much.
A.
Which position is deceased?
[Automated voice] - Diseased.
- A. A is deceased.
[Automated voice] - Diseased.
- But was it ever even alive?
Where is the sin?
Dude this is really getting into my psychology.
Am I just choosing A for all of them? (pfft)
I think yeah, A is the sin, of course.
Dude, this test is so intuitive. (laughs)
Where will they find you?
But B, there's nothing in B.
I think B.
Dude I feel so tripped out right now.
I feel like I just wanna stay in this test forever.
This might be the end of my channel.
I just make this video, and that's it.
I'm just like, the rest of my life I'll just be like,
(electronic chirping)
♪ ...move your feet and feel united, whoa ♪
Duh nuh duh,
duh duh duh duh.
♪ Everybody ♪
Which one cannot be stopped?
A.
I'm just choosing A over and over again.
Which shape can control your mind?
It's A.
I'm sorry, I just feel compelled to go with A,
they're always the more interesting choices.
Which shape is insane in the brain?
Insane in the membrane.
Well this time it's B, clearly.
Where is the betrayal?
A is the betrayal.
Which pretends to be you?
Oh my gosh, this is interesting
cause they're exactly the same.
(smacks)
dude, dude I'm freakin out.
I'm freakin out okay?
All right let's, let's calm down okay?
Let's fire up an Audible audio book and chill out okay.
I think B is pretending to be me.
And I don't like it.
Which can you hear breathing?
Whoa.
What I really hear right now,
is the fans on my Macbook,
struggling to run this (laughs) website.
(loud fan blowing)
B, is breathing man.
Oh crap, which shape wants to hurt you?
Oh, like I'm really getting freaked out.
This is legit scary dude.
I think B wants to hurt me.
I don't know why, A looks weird
but B is the one that's really...
B has got it together, that's why he wants to hurt me.
Who are the false friends?
I think A is the false friend.
How can you stop them lying about you?
(heavy breathing)
B, B is how.
B is how we stop them.
Has the nightmare only begun?
Subscribe button, and gently tap it.
B, B.
Which knows your secret?
Oh crap, this is embarrassing.
I think it's B again.
Is there another voice inside you?
B again, now I'm just choosing B over and over.
Am I you?
A, this is the last question.
Your diagnosis.
Oh crap.
You have a poetic sensibility
and an ability to see beyond the day to day.
That's so true dawg.
You often seem to be living in a higher realm,
or to be not-of-this-earth.
Occasionally you imagine interior lives
for friends and associates
that are near-complete fabrications
based on your fears or hopes from the future.
Dude this is like
(groans)
this is so accurate dude, I'm being serious.
You are often not aware of your own feelings.
You have a strong sense of right and wrong,
and because of this are often disappointed.
That's like my constant feeling in life, disappointment.
Disappointed.
Despite what can sometimes be a destructive
inward-turning anger, you are very gentle.
That's true (cat meows)
you are sometimes a bit out of touch
with the ebb and flow of modern life.
Dude this is like, I am shocked.
Maybe this is what they give everyone.
And just the kind of people who take this test
are like, oh yeah that's me.
And literally everyone gets the same description.
That wouldn't surprise me.
If your behavior is out of sync with your moral values
a severe psychic disturbance can result,
because connectivity is so important to you
you can become quiet and sulky if you feel
that others around you do not understand your point of view.
That's true man.
I'm freaked out, are you freaked out?
Take that test, and let me know
did you get the same exact (laughs) personality
that I got, or did you get something different?
'Cause I wanna know if they're just scamming us
and making me look like a big dummy.
Or, if they really read my soul,
based on me choosing different shapes and colors.
Anyway, I'm not sleeping tonight.
Smash like if you enjoyed it.
Subscribe if you wanna see more videos like this and others.
And until next time stay cool,
and attractive.
But which one is cool, and which one is attractive?
I feel like I just wanna stay in this test forever.
(ominous music)