• From mixing weird foods together, to eating sand from the beach the Planet Dolan crew
re-enacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit about Weird Food Cravings – I’m
Melissa and today I’ll be your narrator
10 – MrTripleNipple - Hellbent When Hellbent was around 4 or 5 years old,
he ate ranch dressing...now get this...on top of blueberry pancakes.
When he originally did this, he had confused the salad dressing for syrup or butter, and
for some reason he liked it.
Even weirder is that his family allowed him to eat it that way.
Then again, he was a super picky eater at the time, so I suppose it was for the best.
9 – CapeCrusade - Nixxiom Well my… err ‘friend’ Nixxiom has some
weird food he— ‘Weird foods?
I wouldn’t say that.
Farm meat doesn't really cut it for me.
I crave for gamy, bloody meats, such as rabbit, deer and pigeon.
I also really want another ostrich steak: they taste goood.
But beef?
Pork?
Urgh, I can't bear them.
8–Halfskitty703 - Pringle Believe it or not, one of Pringle’s cravings
started when he was in third grade.
Back then his school served peanut butter and jelly cups with bread and a choice of
something from the salad bar.
So one day he got pickles and jalapeños for his salad choice and a chocolate milk for
a drink.
He must have been completely out of it, because he somehow managed to mix everything together.
But it didn’t matter since he loved it so much that it became his food of choice all
throughout school.
7 - Pr0A55A551n69 – Tolop
When Tolop was young he would eat leaves from the ground.
I have no idea why he did this but for a little while when his nanny took him and his siblings
to the park he would walk around the slides and just look for leaves that had fallen off
trees and then he would just quickly eat them.
6 - Explosivo25 - Ladybot When Ladybot was a child she craved some strange
stuff: raw hot dogs, plain butter, cool whip on bread, random shit like that.
The weirdest thing she craved, though, was coins.
As far as I know, she doesn’t have pica, but she really fucking loved the taste of
metal.
She’d usually just put them in her mouth, but she has swallowed a few coins with relatively
few fucks given.
Thankfully, her coin cravings have been replaced with healthier cravings for soup or spaghetti.
5 - KittyCatMint's Brother - Dolan's Brother
This didn't happen to me but to Dolan’s Brother.
He, for a period of time, loved eating raw onions.
He would ask for a cup of onions on the side with his burger at restaurants.
During that same time period, he got into eating Wasabi.
Just plain wasabi, not even on sushi or anything.
Even today, he eats wasabi and spices on their own.
4 - Moocowolf - Andiemations
Andiemations isn’t even pregnant, nor has she ever been, yet she loves putting salt
on ice cubes and eating it, she’s been doing this ever since she was seven.
It burns your skin, but according to her: as someone who plays bass guitar and who constantly
gets peeling skin on their fingers, this is actually good.
It makes your fingers really smooth.
She’s doing it right now actually.
Kind of wish she would stop though.
3 - 9kirby99 – Shima
This plagues Shima from time to time: sometimes she sees food on the ground or in the trash,
and...it looks so good!
It's either something she knows is normally delicious, or it's something that looks virtually
untouched; like an untouched piece of pizza, just lying on top of a bed of trash.
She can tell in many instances that it's probably fine to eat, since the plate or tray is right
under it, but Shima’ll be damned if she’s caught digging in the trash like that.
So much good food is wasted, and Shima wants to eat it!
2 - DemiDemise – Slapped Ham When Slapped Ham was 16 he started developing
these weird craving for sweetbreads.
If you don't know what sweetbreads are, they are basically animal organs; particularly
the pancreas or thymus of either calves or lambs.
However, not long after he developed the craving, it had transformed into a full-fledged offal
craving!
He would start craving and eating chicken hearts, gizzards, cow's tongue, pork intestines,
and even chicken brains on one occasion.
He’s yet to try bull testicles or a yak penis, as his appetite for them hasn't spiked
up at the moment.
These cravings tend to spike up at least twice a month.
How he even started a craving for sweetbreads is well beyond me.
Number One was submitted by, Me!
What’s the weirdest food craving I’ve ever had?”