♪♪♪
- Our summer started out in a familiar place.
- We have some sh-- to work out. Some sh--
- Just go talk to them but not in front of everybody else.
- Hey! - Rock bottom.
You're ----ing bonkers tonight. - Stop!
- Carl's getting bitch slapped by work.
- (BLEEP).
- Lindsay still can't seem to let go of Everett.
[gasps] - No.
- How embarrassing. - No!
- And full disclosure, thanks to a bit of a screwup,
I seem to be driving Amanda just a little bit crazy.
I didn't even know I had it in me to cheat on you.
Nowhere to go but up, right?
- Whoo!
- Thanks to the newbies, we might be on our way.
Hannah and Paige wasted no time
charming their way into our hearts.
- Do it! Do it!
- And after stringing Danielle along,
Jordan finally gave her what she wanted,
a saliva swap.
- I was-- - Do you want to kiss me? Then kiss me.
- Oh, my God.
- This could be the start of a beautiful relationship
because those always end well in the summer house.
[chuckles]
♪ We never stop ♪
♪ living the fast life From sunset to sunrise ♪
♪ let my loving take you over ♪
♪ I know of a place now ♪
♪ I'll show you the way ♪
♪♪♪
♪ I came to get down hey ♪
Yeah!
July fourth! Whoo!
- I mean, if you wanna play games--
- I was-- - Do you wanna kiss me?
If you want-- - You know, if I wanna kiss you,
I'm gonna kiss you. - Then kiss me.
♪ Well I came to get down ♪
- Oh, my God, they're going at it.
- Don't look over there. - I can't help it.
- Right here.
- Ooh, the arms around the neck.
[gasps] This is sexy.
- Oh, my god.
- I don't know how I feel about it.
I don't wanna see this softcore porn
that's happening. He's my co-worker.
I see him at the office, typing fast on his computer.
It's gross.
Are we happy about it? - So happy.
- I didn't know that you were actually interested.
- You know there was this attraction between us.
♪♪♪
- I don't normally put myself out there,
but the fact that I feel this connection with Jordan,
I'm actually really excited about this.
♪♪♪
- Whoo!
- Okay, ready? Jump.
- Ahh! [laughing]
- Whoo!
- Let's go! [party chatter]
- One, two.
- Carl, we vibe.
Thank you. - Ready?
- Oh, thanks for putting me on the shel--
Oh, wow. What a gentleman.
- Missing quota is obviously a bruise to my ego.
Can you jump over your own foot?
Work's been tough.
Flirting helps everything.
- This leg goes over here. [laughing]
- If I could hold onto it.
I'm gonna do it. - Wait, what?
- Total distraction.
Am I foaming at the mouth yet?
- What? [laughing]
♪♪♪
- And, what's the verdict?
Phenomenal kisser? - Not bad.
[laughing]
♪♪♪
- I think we're leaving. - Courtney, we love you.
- [indistinct], seriously.
- We're so glad that you invited us.
- Yeah.
- Thanks for comin' out, guys.
[party chatter] - Bye. Thanks for coming.
♪♪♪
- Now, let's clean.
- Carl, am I puttin' this in the trash over there?
- Sure.
Nice.
- Tilt head back.
There you go.
Tilt head back.
There you go.
- Ahh!
Oh, sh--, that hurt.
I just scratched my face.
No, but is it, like, gushing or what?
- No, you're not bleeding. - All right.
I thought it was, like, gushing 'cause I was like,
"Oh, that smarts."
- Oh, my gosh.
- Danielle, like, in front of everyone,
he stuck his tongue down your throat,
and I was like, "Oh..."
I'm really happy for you.
[laughing]
- "I had a lotta alcohol."
Hey, the good news is, you still look great.
- This would never have happened last summer.
That's for sure.
- Yeah, and isn't this way more fun
than being guarded the whole time?
- Ahh! Do it! - That's true.
[laughing]
♪♪♪
- Danielle is hot, but, like, I don't want this to ruin
my chances with everybody else in the house.
Paige and I were talking before the summer even started.
So, just because it hasn't happened yet,
doesn't mean it won't.
♪♪♪
- Jordan, are these yours?
- Those could definitely fit me.
♪♪♪
Uh, I'm gonna put these on.
- Let me take care of the trash.
- So, we found these.
We gotta, like, tuck it under, though,
and-and by we, I mean me.
All right, that feels good.
That feels right.
So...
- This is disgusting. I'm not into this.
- Does it turn you on, baby?
[laughing]
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
I thought Jordan was cute, but I am so glad Danielle
beat me to the punch.
- Paige, we swapped. - Yeah.
- What the (BLEEP)?
- Why is your body better than mine?
- I'm honestly internally combusting.
- Can you help me, please?
♪♪♪
- Kyle, it's nap time.
♪♪♪
- No, babe, I told you.
I don't know how to nap.
I will hang out with you.
No, you're good at napping. I'm not.
- Put your drink down.
All I keep asking Kyle to do, is grow up,
but here I am trying to put my 35-year-old boyfriend
down for a nap.
We don't want him to be cranky.
We want him to be all fresh
for when we go out later tonight.
- No, you're right. You're right.
- Shh. - You're right.
We should totally recharge the batteries.
- It's preparation for my future,
but Kyle can burp himself.
- Danielle? - Yeah?
♪♪♪
- What's going on? - Come on over.
- Come. Um--
- Wait, it's chilly.
- Okay, so, I'm very confused by Jordan.
♪♪♪
I'm not into somebody who puts a Speedo on.
I-I just-- I need a little bit more
of a masculine man, personally.
- Jordan was in a Speedo t-today?
- Mm-hmm. - Did he look good or--