(1st intro: Glitchy Boy) Subtitles By:julianrod500 Updated by: FistGaming
(Intro 2: Retratad 64 Intro)
BOOM
Maryo: Mama F*cker
(Music) Look, Super Mario Sunshine
Oooooh nooo...
Mama-mia!
(All Screaming)
Weeeeee!!
(Screaming Continues)
Ooooh.
Let's play again, ok?
(Toad laughing)
WHOAAAAAAH
Yeah!
( Toad Gibberish)
(Ironic Jump)
( More Toad gibberish)
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Crying)
Oh-hohoho!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Inteso Music playz)
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YEAAAAAAAAAAAA
*slap*
Grrrrrrrgh!
Arrrgh!
NO!
(intesfa music resumes)
(beach music)
♪I'm on a boat!♪
♪I'm on a boat!!♪
♪Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm-♪
(throws up)
Hey stinky!
My ass feels funny...
Mama mia!
Hello...
...little toadies!
slap me ass
OHHHH NOO!!!
OH
WOAWWW!
I don't give a sh*t I don't Give a f*ck x2
Do I look like I give a sh*t, I might just give a f*ck
But I don't give a sh*t, so I don't get a-
Oh Sh*t! (Screams)
Stepping on the beach! WAhohoho x2
OH JESUS CHRIST!
What The F*ck Is That?
*gulps*
Ooooooh... sh***t.
WOOOOOOOOOO X2
YEAH BOI!!!!!
(mario screams)
(throws up again)
(Splash)
(Snoring)
(faints)
hahahahahahaHA-
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woah!
AWWWWWWW Sh*t
(Italian speak)
I GOT IT!
(mario throws himself)
(Gibberish)
Sh*t
Hmmmmmmm...........
I now know what I have to do!
My people need a hero!
*crash*
Piece of sh*t!... (tosses)
Hmmmmmmmm...
Hmmmmmm.....
ohohoh!
oh yea!
oooooooooooooo......
(Jeopardy Music Plays)
F*ckn'... GENIUSSSSSSSS!
(sizzling + mario singing)
NOOOOOOOOO!
WOAAAAHHH! NONONO!
GET THAT MOTHERF*CKER
AHHHH JESUS CHRIST! AHH FUCK!
(stomach growling)
ooooooooo!
say im hungry!
have you got any food?
I'mma guess I'mma go fishin'!...
What the f*ck are you talking abo-
Come here fishy fishy!
HEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEE FISHY FISHY!
(Punch)
(Mario and toad fighting)
OH, WHAT THE FU--
YOU'VE DONE F*CKED UP NOW!
Pow!
Oh Sh*t! (echoes)
(Explode)
Maye: Oh Boy, this make me so happy!
Pirate Dued: My n*ggars You just got roasted!
(Screaming himself to death)
Noooooooo!
Do you like chicken tonight? Like chicken tonight??
Patchy The Shy Guy: Dinner's served, B*htces
N-No!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Oki-doki!
(sings)
(pulls out a phone)
No!
(sings again)
(Pulls out gun)
MAMA F*CKER!
(sing again)
YEAH! HAHAHA!
You ffffffffffffff
FFF*CKING IDIOT!
Ya Hoo!
wa hoo!
YEA!!!!!!!!
Hey Hey Hey!
Can I sing a song for you?
What?!
If you love me let me GOOOOOOOO
SHUT THE F*CK UP!
OKI-DOKIIIIiii.
(all screaming)
(Signal sounds)
(cue Vsauce)
(chill music)
(fishy boopkins singing)
(signal sounds) Huh? My boopkin senses are tingling! My friends need me!! To the boopkinmobile!!
Alright, Time To Go Save My Friends!
Ok! Let's go!
Umm...
...oh dear, I don't wanna go over the speed limit tho'.
I hope my friends are ok.
(Screaming)
ow wo wo wo!
N N No!
Ow wo wo wo!
Oh no! Oh dear!
I'm not gonna make it at this rate!
Oh! I got a good idea!
I will use my Boopkin Sonar!
(bloopkins signal)
CALLING ALL BOOPKIN FRIENDS!
MY PALS ARE IN DANGER!
CAN YOU STOP PLAYING... poker please?
I really need your help!
The Assault Begins
OHLEEELEEELEELEUH
YOLOOOOOOO
(Victory Screech...)
EH UHH
Look! There it is!
I'M HERE!
(JUMP)
OK OK WHAT-WHAT
WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
(Burning)
dafuq?
oh ho! what are you cooking? can I have some?
OH NO! I WILL HELP YOU NOW!
I know fishy kung fu!
(all roaring)
TAKE SOME OF THIS! AND SOME OF THAT!
(slap)
(crying)
DADDY!
daddy they are being so mean to me....
can you do something?
how u doin?
REKT*
(all screaming)
OH, HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP? WHERE ARE YOU GOING??
(Italian speak)
HEY, MOTHERF*CKER!
Ooooh, Didney Sea! I always wanted to go there!
DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD, CAN WE GO, CAN WE GO PLEASE??
MAMA MIAAA...
WOAAH!
YIPE!!!!!!
WAHOO!