Hi, I'm Rebecca Mclaren, and I’m Connor Malbeuf for Western TV, and we’re at Broughdale
Avenue for Western FOCO.
In just a couple of hours, these streets will be flooded with thousands of people
and watch out, Chakma’s got handcuffs
What is the weirdest thing you’ve done all day?
Oh shit, we played beer pong with this girl, she took her fucking tits out, tried as a
distraction, instead I hit is off her boob and it went in the cup.
We’re the nips out?
Yes
Are you pro “free the nipple?”
Yeah
Can I squeeze it?
Go for it
My buddy did a backflip off a fucking house, and we fed him fucking shots
Someone had a sign that said “Queens killed Hugh Hefner”
Yes! I saw that!
Well I mean, I’m just trying to spread the real news here, obviously Queens killed Hugh Hefner
I actually almost got in a fight today because of a Queens student.
He volleyball spiked my sign and wanted to fight me
What do you want to check off the bucket list tonight?
FOURSOMEEEEE
Hear it?
Foursome
Had a blanket. Cut a hole. Poncho.
And what’s under the poncho?
Nothing
How much money would it take to take your pants off?
Honestly, probably not that much
I have twenty bucks, come on Chris,
Oh five bucks
Five bucks, I mean I hope that you aren’t going commando
AYEEE
Hello guys!
How is your Foco going so far?
Blessed
Hello sir, is everything okay?
Have you had better days?
I’ve had better days.
That’s fair
I bought this outfit for six dollars at Goodwill, and my mom says I looked like the best god
damn Western student there ever was
You kinda look like Madonna
What are you gonna say to Alex Chakma, who almost wanted to shut this down.
It doesn’t matter what you email us, we’re still gonna do this.
I’m sorry, we’re still gonna do this no matter what you say.
If he was out here, having a beer, with us, we would feel the connectivity.
One thing to Anita Chakma, what are you gonna tell her?
Anita Chakma - what's up.
Hit me up.
Andrew Chakma, thank you so much for giving us two homecomings.
I really appreciate it and so does all of Western.
What would you say to Alex Chakma who wanted to shut this down?
The more you try, the more we prevail, because this shit's fuckin' lit and it's not gonna
happen.
Do you know how much money he makes a year?
Not enough to shut us down that's for sure.
What's the main difference between Fanshawe and Western?
Western, everyone is just fuckin' preppy as bitches and I can't deal with them.
The dudes, you gotta fuckin' work on yourself.
Okay, Fanshawe guys don't hit the gym though that's the thing.
Have you seen my fucking cock?
Okay but you can't work out your dick, you do know that?
Yes I can.
No I mean there's pills for it I think.
Okay don't pull your dick out.
I can bench press 225 on my dick.
Yeah bro.
What is the easiest program at Western?
It's gotta be social sci.
Social science.
I have about 5 hours a week of class.
That's it?
Is that because you're not going to class?
Maybe, a little bit.
Nursing.
Nursing?
Nursing.
Easiest program?
Kinesiology without fail.
Kinsesiology.
Kin.
Kin?
Kin.
It had to be kin.
Kinsesiology.
You have one word to say to Queens, what do you tell them?
FUCK YOU!
Hey guys, do you wanna be in an interview?
Well, your dick's not gonna be in it so it's fine.
How much alcohol have you drank so far today?
Too much.
Okay.
What do you want to check off the bucketlist today?
A lot of people have been saying foursomes, threesomes...
I just want to find a girl to take home.
Hello sir. Are you a Western student?
No.
What school do you go to?
University of Guelph.
Sorry to interupt you right now, but I have to hear your best Tinder pickup line.
My tender.
Tinder pickup line.
Um.
Did you do up your pants?
Yeah.
Gotta do up the zipper hold on.
I'm a business man.
I'm here to make connections.
What is the grossest frat on campus?
Oh like most beauty?
Sigma Chi probably.
Which frat is probably like the grossest?
I heard Sigma was kinda duuurty.
There's some things that go on that I've heard about that I don't know if I would associate
with anyone there.
Would you ever date a frat boy?
Definitely not.
Well Rebecca, it's apparent Chakma can't stop the party.
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