tan is Bobby Jonathan Anthony Kurama
today you'll be taking a lie detector
test one of you will be hooked up to the
lie detector and the others will be
asking the questions and then you'll
switch you will all have a chance to be
in the so who would like to go first
first I'll go second other hand good
it's your name temperance it is are you
the inventor of the French stuff I am
NOT are you ready to take this
lie-detector test
I show around you're the fashion expert
of the group is this correct it is so do
you like everyone's outfits today yes do
you like the lie detector operators out
there no yes you wear a lot of designer
labels these days would you agree I do
when you were younger did you ever buy
knockoff designers
No
be honest
did you ever shop at t.j.maxx TK Maxx as
they say in the UK I did tan yes why did
you lie in your memoir and say that you
didn't understand why I was so
attractive haha
did I lie back to the question I did not
lie you once said that you would marry
Shawn Mendes in a heartbeat
is that still true have you seen this
answer the question yes yes if I was
single I would marry him or I would make
him my second husband would you say he
has a better hair than you yeah
hundred percent be honest how many times
have you watched the senorita music
video
not once I didn't know what that is I
haven't heard that song yeah if they
don't like him very much I don't know
his music I know his face and his body
very house time doing very good I'm
gonna make it more difficult go baby
off the script yeah ten yes is there
anyone the fat five that you don't love
no I'd love for you all okay what do I
want have you ever wanted to obey me a
few times
you lie I can tell
true thank you
I would never felt like you're from the
UK correct correct do you believe that
Megan Marco and Kate Middleton are
actually feuding no I think the last of
media trying to create drama
no I don't 10 when you were younger
is it fair to say you were more of hairy
than a William Penn how are you oh yeah
still to this day how are you getting
yeah I conclude the machine's broken
yes are you Canadian yes
are you nervous
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you do the truth
Anthony are you the food and wine expert
yes is it true that you did not go to
culinary school
yes do you wish that you had no do you
think you are a better cook than this
man actually no interest
well you studied psychology in college
correct yes it was a university so do
you think you could do as good a job as
Carano and dealing with people yes your
restaurant
two to five West Hall Street located at
two to five wins above the streets
memory number is very health conscious
and you are gluten soy corn refined oil
fryer refined sugar and red and meat
free and correct be honest
have you eaten at a fast-food chain
restaurant last six months yeah
Danny yeah do you truly prefer The
Strokes to Madonna
do you truly prepare The Strokes to
Ariana Grande yes all right are you able
to name them four of their album another
famous friend is Taylor Swift correct
yes is it true that you auditioned to be
in her blank space music video yes where
are you upset that you didn't land the
role yes did you think you would have
done a better job than the man who got
it no be honest you don't like the song
you need to calm down
yes be honest do you really speak French
or is that just a load of noises you're
making are your nipples hard right now
lie is a truthful person it's the truth
belly okay good
this is your name Kurama Brown yes have
you ever taken a lie-detector test
before no are you the culture expert
unclear I know yes you are
was that a lie you're a social worker
for almost ten years is that correct
twelve so no so do you think you have
the highest EQ of all the Fab five no I
think Antony does do you think you have
the highest IQ of all the Fab five no go
you're a bad answer for both Antony huh
you're the father of two boys that
correct unfortunately yes I love this
sprinkling of opinion with all the words
takes it to the next level would you
consider yourself a cool dad no have you
ever used your fame to get your kids to
meet a celebrity and they like know when
your kids were younger would you have
allowed any of us that babysit them yeah
ever would yes see I didn't lie
can you confirm that you are in fact by
the matter of at least a year and
some cases five years the eldest of yes
I'm there others okay a lot of you
segments on the show make viewers cry
wouldn't you agree
yes have you ever rewatched an episode
of queer eye and crime no player you
post it on an it's a story he would know
the lightly and I look at the other two
have you cried in the last 24 hours
no I believe that okay if your fiancé
proposed via a flash mob would you still
have said yes no that's your fiance if
insisted on getting mind whilst scuba
diving would you still do it you know
all these questions if he would have
like everyday in that stuff the answer's
no we're not getting married
do you think the bachelors real no do
you think we're i Israel yes
a little anything too tight is your name
Bobby James Burke yes
are you six feet tall
No are you a bio queen yes Bobby you
other design expert is that correct yes
so would you say you're a better
designer than these two yes what about
these two
hey there Dez and that's only because
they're not both designers oh it's a
real estate agent one second have you
ever thought that you work with the
hardest during our hero makeovers yes
crap she's delusional you were once the
lead singer of a Christian rock band yes
this is correct okay I didn't know that
um so what you would say that you're the
most musical of the Fab five yes
can you sing me the lowest note that you
can
go to him okay well recently starred in
Taylor Swift's recent music video you
need to calm down
right yes so would you say that you were
the one who hit it off the Taylor the
best no can you name three Taylor Swift
songs and will you shake it off and calm
down and 13 I don't think I was 13 or
Anthony once said you were the one that
he would ask to borrow money from if he
had to so does that mean you're the
wealthiest of the Fab Five I had no idea
can I borrow $100 yes and that's a lie I
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was like I feel little burn with money
right now did you ever invest in Bitcoin
no what's that surprised you like it to
be on the soup College your husband's
name is do we do right you want to go
directly do we don't I know I trust
you're not an idiot in a moment of
frustration
have you ever yelled Dewey don't
funny them alone did you light any
points in this lie detector times there
I believed it okay is your name jonathan
van ness yeah wonderful
are you nervous at all darling ulema
okay
have you ever consider yourself a file
Queen no and do you think you're the
prettiest of the bunch
yes haha Jonathan you're the groom a
expert aren't we right is that correct
yes
do you think Amy it was need a hair
makeover no lie
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do you think anyone besides yourself can
pull off your hair yeah
within the top five yes okay yeah all
right
what about your mustache could any of us
pull off your mustache if you had to cut
your hair would you choose this look
over this I would choose the second yeah
does being the grooming expert mean
you're the cleanest what about
best-smelling are you the best-smelling
know you are very politically active on
your social media right yes so would you
say you're the most politically aware of
all of us do you think there are any
good Democratic candidates in 2020 I do
would you be a good candidate one day
yeah
would you consider yourself savvy in the
world of pop culture kind of did you
watch my most season of the real world I
didn't okay
back in the day is it fair to say you
were team Jennifer Aniston / team
Angelina Jolie oh yeah oh I guess I
would I have a follow-up as to why it's
not buddy yes or no I just you know that
will mr. mrs. Smith movie that never
stopped right to me and I know it didn't
you either you know I would never let my
husband go film with Miss Angelina Jolie
Borman to do a rock up ever over my dead
body
question this is big and bold letters on
my piece of paper are you most attracted
to caramel brown out of the fat 5
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so that in that catch there cuz you
buying all right Jonathan you're quite
the expert yogi would you agree is there
any one of the Fab five who you think
needs a little more Zen in their long
ass be honest you have a namaste in bed
shirt at home did you lie at any point
during this interview yeah