♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ WHEN I GROW UP
I WILL BE PRESIDENT ♪ AND BUILD BIG WALLS
BAN MUSLIMS ♪ PLAY WITH PUTIN'S (
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AND WHEN I GROW UP ♪ I'LL BE PRESS SECRETARY
OF THIS LAND ♪ AND LIE ABOUT SIZES OF CROWDS
AND HANDS ♪ IGNORE CLIMATE CHANGE 'TIL
EARTH IS BLOWN UP ♪ AND WHEN I GROW UP
I WILL BE CHIEF STRATEGIST ♪ SO I CAN PUT MY BREITBART FIST
INSIDE MY PUPPET'S INSIDE BITS ♪ AND I WILL WAKE UP
TO SEE TWEETS ♪ HE WROTE AT 4:00 A.M.
THAT I WILL THEN HAVE TO DEFEND ♪ BUT I WON'T CARE
CUZ I'LL BE ALL GROWN UP ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ WHEN I GROW UP ♪ WHEN I GROW UP
♪ WHEN I GROW UP I WILL ELIMINATE OBAMACARE
♪ REPLACE IT WITH-- WELL I DON'T CARE
♪ IF YOU CHOOSE TO BE SICK YOU SHOULD JUST SUCK IT UP
♪ AND WHEN I GROW UP IF THE FACTS DON'T SUIT
♪ MY NARRATIVES I'LL JUST BELIEVE ALTERNATIVES
♪ CUZ OTHERWISE MY BRAIN WILL BLOW UP
♪ WHEN I GROW UP ♪ WHEN I GROW UP
I'LL TAKE INSURANCE ♪ OFF SICK BUMS
AND PAID MATERNITY FROM MUMS ♪ LET DAMAGED PEOPLE
BUY MORE GUNS ♪ AND I WILL STAND UP
CLAIM THE "NEW YORK TIMES" ♪ IS FAKE
THAT WIRE-TAPPING ♪ COMES WITH THESE
YEAH, IT'LL BE A BREEZE ♪ CUZ I'LL BE ALL GROWN UP
WHEN I GROW UP ♪ WHEN I GROW UP
JUST BECAUSE YOU FIND ♪ THAT I AM SUPER THICK
MY SUPPORTERS WILL SUPPORT ME ♪ CUZ I'M NOT A CHICK
EVEN IF MY POLICIES ♪ ARE PSYCHOPATHIC
THEY'RE GONNA BE HUGE ♪ WHEN I GROW UP
JUST BECAUSE I FIND MYSELF ♪ IN THIS STORY
IN THE NEXT ELECTION ♪ YOU CAN CHANGE IT FOR ME
IF YOU THINK THE ENDING ♪ IS FIXED ALREADY
YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE SAYING ♪ YOU THINK THAT WE'RE OK
AND THAT'S NOT RIGHT ♪ AND IF IT'S NOT RIGHT
YOU HAVE TO SET IT RIGHT ♪ NOBODY ELSE
IS GONNA PUT IT RIGHT FOR ME ♪ NOBODY BUT US
IS GONNA CHANGE THIS STORY ♪ SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE
A LITTLE BIT NAUGHTY ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ABIGAIL SPENCER, TIM
MINCHIN, BLEN PLATT.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.
(APPLAUSE)