Hows it going Youtube I am Landon Dowlatsingh and welcome back to another most amazing top
10 video.
This is a series where we find really dumb text messages found on the internet and if
you guys stumble upon any of the dumb text messages send me some on twitter and LandonYoutube
is would be a huge help to us.
So lets get right into this one this is the top 10 dumbest text messages part 13.
If you want part 12 click right over her.
Ok so starting us off at number 10 with this.
HEY HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
I got a detention.
WHY?
Im math there was this question, about bob ate 10 candy bars and got 8 more.
The teacher called on me and said.
What does bob have?
And I said bob has diabetes.
YOU ARE DEFINITELY MY CHILD.
. that’s one of the funniest things ive ever heard and I think this guy is right bob
would have diabetes but that was a really dumb answer to give to your teacher.
Something tells me you have to re-do your grade again
An embaressing text to the wrong person is at number 9.
YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE GOING TO GET GROCERIES, WANT ANYTHING?
Don’t you mean your father and i.
geez mom.
HON, THIS IS YOUR FATHER.
DOESN’T YOUR NEW PHONE TELL YOU WHO SENT THE TEXTS?
Ohh I mustve mislabelled them.
Ill go fix that.
Wait, does that mean I had that conversation about my bra size with u?
Is this real life right now what the heck was that dad saying about bra sizes that must
have been super awkward.
I wonder how long you’ve been texting the wrong parent for hopefully you didn’t talk
about that thing that comes once a month.
Because us guys have no idea when it comes to that.
A parenting failure is next up at number 8.
HEY DAD CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY FOR COKE?
Yea sure is $70 enough?
DAD ITS LIKE $1.50 Wow prices went down since I was a kid.
Well have fun snorting your coke im on my way to give you the money now.
WAIT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT COCA COLA.
AND YOUE FINE WITH YOUR SON DOING COCAINE?
WTF DAD?
Ill give you $100 to shut up and not tell mom!
Wow this is so stupid.
This father is defiantly a coke head and hes probably still doing drugs.
I would text back and say make it 1,000 bucks and you have a deal.
The father would probably be like ok brb gotta go sell some cocaine.
Moving into number 7.
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO TELL MY GIRLFRIEND THAT SHE NEEDS TO LOOSE WEIGHT?
I LOVE HER BUT ITS GETTING A BIT UNATTRACTIVE.
What?
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
LOOSE WEIGHT YOU FAT BITCH.
I guess ill start going to the gym.
WAIT OMG BABE THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO GO TO ERIC.
. IM SO SORRY I LOVE YOU THIS IS AWKWARD.
I really think its safe to start looking for another girlfriend that was so dam rude.
I guess Erica now knows you talk a lot of shit behind her back.
This next conversation is actually pretty funny but its also really stupid lets see
if you guys like this one at number 6.
THERES A CAT DOING A POO IN OUR GARDEN!
Whose cat is it?
DON’T KNOW.
What does it look like?
Than this guy sent this.
I MEANT DESCRIBE IT.
Its doing another poo and than again you have this text.
I mean ya I guess this is what a cat looks like.
I bet the friend wasn’t expecting something so stupid like this.
And I just noticed that the contact name on the top of this persons phone is dog.
What the heck are with all of these people pretending to text their dogs.
Well at number 5 we have another person bored out of their minds pretending to talk to their
dog.
IF I WERE A HUMAN I WOULD BE ABOUT 47 YRS OLD.
HOW OLD ARE YOU.
29.
HOLY SHIT IM OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR DAD.
YOU’RE GROUNDED LOL.
Very funny.
ME AND YOUR MUM MADE SWEET LOVE.
Wtf?
I TOOK IT TOO FAR.
What the heck is wrong with this guy.
Why are you talking to yourself.
And yes you took things way to far, you just imagined your dog bonning your mom.
Wow.
Number 4.
HEY BABY JUST THOUGHT ID LET YOU KNOW THAT LAST NIGHT WAS THE MOST AMAZING NIGHT OF MY
LIFE.
AND I REALLY LIKED WHAT YOU DID WITH YOUR TONGUE.
HEY BABY GIRLS IM FEELING A LOT BETTER THAN I DID LAST NIGHT.
I WAS HOME ALONE ALL NIGHT SICK,  I LOVE YOU.
Ily.
SPELL IT OUT IT MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL.
Im leaving you.
Look at your first text moron.
SHIT.
I can’t believe this just happened.
Brandon just texted his girlfriend that freaky stuff went down last night by mistake and
he than texted his girlfriend saying he was sick.
What a lieing piece of shit.
Number 3.
BABY LAST NIGHT SO AMAZING IM SURPRISED MY DAD DIDN’T HEAR US.
I think he found out though.
HOW WHY ? cause his daughter is stupid and cant see who the fuck she is texting.
DAD HE WERE WATCHING A SCARING MOVIE AND I WAS SCARED SO I WAS SCREAMING.
Yeah please get home now.
Well that was hella awkward.
That was for sure the last person you wanted to talk about sex to.
Now at number 2 we have a text that is super delayed.
HEY Hey sorry I was busy.
I SENT THAT 2 YEARS AGO.
Why did it take this guy 2 years to reply back.
Obviously this is the worst friend ever.
Has this ever happened to you guys whats the longest time it took someone to reply back
to you.
Let me know in the comment section below.
And finally at number 1 we have a mother who is into some freaky stuff.
HEY HONEY, WANNA HAVE FUN AFTER THE CHILDREN SLEEP?
Mom really?
SORRY DEAR MEANT TO SEND THIS TO YOUR FATHER.
Im going to ashleys tonight goodbye.
HONEY OUR DAUGHTER IS GOING TO A FRIENDS HOUSE TONIGHT, WANT TO INVITE THE NEIGHBOURS?
Mom omg I am so moving out.
Is this real life right now, the mom wanted to have an orgy with the neighbours once their
kid leaves the house.
Imagine the neighbours are like 80 years old, ok this just got super weird.
And this is where we are going to end this video thanks so much for watching I will see
you guys in part 14.