Well Germany, I finally decided to do it. It was a difficult decision and there was a lot of back and forth about it...
but I finally decided to ban them.
You know public safety has to come first.
Semi-automatic weapons? Ah, thank god finally. I'm so proud of you America!
You had me really worried for a moment there. I didn't think you would ever settle on this issue
What? No, why would I ban those?? They're as American as apple pie.
Yeah, I guess I was just overly optimistic
So then tell me what's up. What's the big news?
You know that Tiktok app that all the kids out there are using...
you know, the one with all the
the dancing
Like the dancing... like this
Please don't dance. But yes, of course, I know it! Even I can find humor in tik toks
Look I even came up with my own.
What's this?
A hand?
- And this?
A shoe?
I put it on my hand!
Hand shoe! Get it?
Hand shoe, come on
People say Germans don't have a sense of humor.
No, I really don't get it.
Oh, you know, it's the German word for glove
hand shoe
You have some very strange words.
Yeah, it's actually the language of philosophers and poets.
Yeah, I don't know about that. I heard that you call your gums tooth meat and that's just kind of gross.
So anyway. Why did you bring up Tiktok did you start an account?
You can follow me for some more quality compound word related content, or maybe we could do a collab together
Well, I'm already doing a collab with Russia.
What??
What?
It sounded like you said you were already doing collabs with Russia?
Who me?
What?
No
No... No, not me.
Are you sure?? Because I've actually been sort of noticing some very strange things
Look nobody is tougher on Russia than me. Okay?
Speaking of which have you taken care of that Nord Stream 2 nonsense?
Again - that's none of your business.
... but it could be my business if you would just let it be my business.
I mean come on. I've got the best natural gas in the world
It's the best natural gas anybody has ever seen... ever in existence
Just buy it from me already.
Yeah. America. I I got it. Okay
I do not need to hear your pitch all over again. All right
But let's circle back
Why did you bring up Tiktok?
Oh I'm banning Tiktok?
What? Why?
Are you trying to distract from something again?
Well it's because it's owned by China.
Are you banning every company that's owned by China?
Well, no, I mean my entire economy runs on selling iPhones
But i'm banning this company because it collects user data
So are you banning Apple, Facebook and Google since they also collect user data?
Of course not. I mean those are American companies
So there's no possible way that they're doing anything wrong at all with that data
Whereas Tiktok is just given that data right over the Chinese government.
Do you have any proof of this?
Yea, absolutely!
Can I see it?
Uhhh, no
It's classified
Sorry
Yes, of course... this again
Are you sure that you're not just mad at all the K-Pop stands and Gen-Z for sabotaging your ....
I don't know what you're talking about. Okay, but Tiktok is banned
Psst... hey America! come here.
Okay, I'm coming
What was that?
What was what?
who were you just talking to?
I don't I don't know what you're talking about.
But um... listen, I gotta go. I have a uh
Let's call it a class on how to be... how not to be
an authoritarian
Bis später Gator!
Please, never say that again.
Yeah, that that's fair. Bye.
Okay. Bye
Hand Shoe
That's so clever
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