-This was an interesting story I was reading this week.
A Florida man has been ordered to pay
a $30,000 fine for his overgrown lawn,
and, um, uh... yep, I'm sorry.
You know what? I'm not actually going to do this joke,
because what we found here is every day
there's a bunch of wacky Florida man stories.
True stories about people in Florida doing weird things
and, yeah, it's just I'm not going to joke about them.
I -- I guess I've kind of realized
it's low-hanging fruit,
and I think when you have a situation,
like low-hanging fruit,
I'm just not gonna -- -[ Singing melody ]
-Hey, what's wrong with Seth?
-He's trying to resist the siren's call.
The call of the Florida man.
-Siren's call? [ Laughter ]
-Didn't you ever read "The Odyssey"?
A siren is a mythical creature who uses her sweet song
to lure men into making bad choices.
She's trying to get Seth to tell more Florida man jokes.
If he gives in, he'll crash into the rocks and die.
-I'm sure Seth is strong enough to resist.
-I don't know, man. One joke is all it takes.
-Surely, one joke couldn't hurt.
[ Laughter ]
A Florida man has been ordered to pay a $30,000 fine
for his overgrown lawn.
I'd say they took the shirt off his back,
but I'm guessing he wasn't wearing one.
[ Laughter ] -[ Singing melody ]
-Must resist.
So...difficult.
-♪ You can't resist the call ♪
♪ Of the Florida man ♪
[ Singing melody ]
-No!
No, I must not give in!
-A Florida man was arrested yesterday after allegedly
dancing around naked at a McDonald's.
-Seth, no!
-Say it, say the punch line!
A Florida man was arrested yesterday after allegedly
dancing around naked at a McDonald's.
-Said the manager, "Great,
now I got to find someone to cover his shift."
[ Laughter ] -♪ You can't resist the call ♪
♪ Of the Florida man ♪
-No! Please release me from your spell!
-Hey, maybe that dolphin will save him.
[ Dolphin chirping ]
-[ Singing melody ] [ Laughter ]
-Guess not. -A Florida man was arrested
for driving with a live alligator in his front seat.
-In his defense, the alligator was his wife.
[ Laughter ] -♪ You can't resist the call ♪
♪ Of the Florida man ♪
-Ugh!
-[ Singing melody ]
-I'm going to crash into the rocks!
-[ High-pitched singing ]
-As you command. -[ Sings melody ]
An elementary school in Florida
has installed a vending machine filled with books.
-Said the kids, "These candy bars taste terrible."
-♪ You can't resist the call ♪
♪ Of the Florida man ♪
-I'm so weak!
-I'll throw him a rope.
-[ Singing melody ]
-You were supposed to hold one end.
-Oh, curse you, foul temptress!
-A Florida man has reportedly seen
"Avengers: Endgame" 114 times.
-I'm going to take a wild guess and say that's more times
than he's seen his kids. -[ Singing melody ]
A lottery winner in Florida has been arrested as a suspect
in a major heroin bust.
-I love these stories where people win the lottery,
but still keep their day jobs. [ Laughter ]
-A Florida man pulled his gun on a furniture delivery guy
for arriving late.
-To be fair -- [ Laughter ]
...he'd been waiting all day for that cinder block.
-He's getting too close to the rocks.
Grab a life saver. -Got it.
-No, a real life saver. -Don't worry, it inflates.
-[ Singing melody ] [ Laughter ]
-You're safe, Seth Meyers. -Oh. Oh.
-For now. -Oh.
-Remember. -Oh.
-♪ You can't resist the call ♪
-♪ Of the Florida man ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Whew!
That was a close one.