>> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: WELCOME TO AMERICA.
I KNOW YOU WERE JUST IN LONDON
FOR A LONG TIME.
>> I WAS IN LONDON, I'M ACTUALLY
REGRETTING THAT I DIDN'T STOP
THROUGH DILDO FIRST.
>> Jimmy: I THINK IN THE FUTURE
PEOPLE WILL MAKE THAT A STOP
ONCE IT BECOMES A HUB FOR --
>> BY THE WAY, TAKEN OUT OF
CONTEXT, THAT CLIP IS GOING TO
DO ME NO GOOD WITH MY DISNEY
FILMS.
I SHOULD HAVE MADE A STOP IN
DILDO FIRST.
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> I'M GREAT.
A LITTLE JET LAGGED.
I LITERALLY GOT IN TODAY.
>> Jimmy: OH.
>> AND THEY WERE LIKE, YOU HAVE
TO DO JIMMY KIMMEL.
IT'S IN YOUR CONTRACT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT GOING TO
SOUND GOOD EITHER.
>> YEAH.
REALLY A LOT OF WEIRD STUFF,
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING.
>> I HAD NO CHOICE.
>> Jimmy: HOW WAS THE TRIP?
WAS IT --
>> TRIP WAS GREAT.
I WAS ACTUALLY THERE FOR FIVE
MONTHS SHOOTING A SERIES.
YOU GUYS KNOW ARMANDO WHO
CREATED "VEEP" HAS A NEW SHOW ON
HBO THAT I'M IN, CALLED "AVENUE
FIVE."
WITH HUGH LAURIE.
BUT I WAS THERE, AND I'VE BEEN
TALKING TO MY KIDS ABOUT THE
FACT THAT I'M GOING TO SEE YOU
GUYS AGAIN.
I KNOW YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME,
I'M YOUR FATHER.
I WAS WITH YOUR MOM A LONG TIME.
I WAS TALKING TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD,
I'M GOING TO SQUEEZE YOU UNTIL I
CAN'T SQUEEZE YOU ANYMORE.
AND SHE PAUSES AND SAYS "THEN
I'LL DIE."
AND I WAS LIKE, WELL, YEAH,
TECHNICALLY, IF I WERE TO
SQUEEZE YOU AS MUCH AS I JUST
SAID I WOULD, YES, SO I'LL
SQUEEZE YOU METAPHORICALLY.
>> Jimmy: SHE'S A VERY LITERAL
CHILD, SOUNDS LIKE.
>> SHE IS, SHE'S A REAL BITCH.
TAKING MY WORDS AND TWISTING
THEM.
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?
DID YOU GET THAT REUNION?
>> I SAW THEM TODAY.
I ACTUALLY SURPRISED THEM.
I CAME AND RAN INTO THE CAMP.
AND THEY WERE PLAYING TENNIS,
BECAUSE WE WANT AT LEAST TWO
GADS TO BE ATHLETIC.
SO THEY WERE PLAYING TENNIS, AND
I GO IN AND I GO "BABY."
AND AT SHE GOES "DADDY"?
AND IT BOTHERED ME SHE HAD TO DO
A DOUBLE TAKE, IS THAT THE MAN I
REMEMBER?
AND I WAS CRYING.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S TOUGH.
DID YOU HAVE FUN THERE?
>> I HAD A BLAST, BUT, YOU KNOW,
IT'S HARD.
IT'S HARD BEING AWAY FROM YOUR
FAMILY FOR THAT LONG.
AND, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT FOR LIKE
TWO DAYS.
>> IT'S GREAT FOR TWO DAYS, AND
THEN ANYTHING AFTER TWO DAYS IS
A LITTLE HARD.
I CLEARLY, I WATCHED MYSELF
WHILE I WAS THERE.
I DIDN'T DRINK MUCH BEER.
AND --
>> Jimmy: WERE YOU CAROUSING?
WAS THERE A LOT OF THAT GOING
ON?
>> OH, YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THAT WORD MEANS, BUT YEAH, I HAD
A LOT OF THAT.
IT'S AMAZING.
LONDON IS AN INCREDIBLE PLACE.
AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS THERE,
I DID, I WENT TO WIMBLEDON.
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S GREAT.
>> A TENNIS TOURNAMENT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT.
IT'S ACTUALLY A TENNIS STADIUM,
ISN'T IT?
>> THIS, TOO.
AND SO I WENT, AND I'M NOT A
TENNIS FAN, BUT WHEN YOU'RE A
CELEBRITY AND YOU GET THESE
REALLY NICE SEATS YOU HAVE TO
PRETEND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
AND ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE LIKE
OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE THE
MATCH OF THE CENTURY.
AND I'M LIKE, YEAH.
HOW ABOUT THIS MATCH, HUH?
THIS IS GOING TO BE CRAZY.
AND THEN THEY START TALKING
ABOUT THE DIFFERENT THINGS.
AND THEY'RE LIKE 15 LOVE.
AND I'M LIKE, I WONDER IF IT'S
GOING TO BE 30 LOVE NEXT.
AND THEY'RE LIKE, THAT'S NOT A
THING.
THAT HAPPENS IN TENNIS.
>> Jimmy: IT'S DECISIVE.
>> BUT I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT
SPORTS IN GENERAL.
>> Jimmy: WERE YOU AT THE
DJOKOVIC AND --
>> I WAS AT THE DJOKOVIC/FEDERER
ONE.
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT IS ONE OF THE
GREATEST MATCHES OF ALL TIME.
>> IT WAS THE GREATEST ONE.
AND I WAS LIKE THIS IS GOING TO
BE SO EXCITING AND THEN IT
DIDN'T END.
AND I AM LIKE, THIS IS, DOES IT
EVER END?
DOES TENNIS HAVE A, LIKE AN
EXPIRATION?
BECAUSE AT FIRST I WAS LIKE,
YEAH, THIS IS GREAT.
AND BY THE END, I'M LIKE,
FEDERER, WHAT THE [ BLEEP ], I
GOT TO GO HOME.
I GOT TO LEAVE.
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T LEAVE,
THOUGH, DID YOU?
>> NO!
EVERY TIME I WOULD GET UP, THE
CAMERAS WOULD PAN, AND CHARLISE
THERON IS THERE.
AND I WAVED AND I DIDN'T SAY HI.
AND 20, 30 MINUTES LATER SHE
LOOKS AND GOES "HEY, JOSH."
I FELT SO GUILTY.
IT'S MY JOB TO SAY HI TO
CHARLIZE FIRST.
I FEEL LIKE THERE'S A HIERARCHY.
I SAY HI TO CHARLIZE THERON,
LOUIE ANDERSON SAYS HI TO ME.
IT'S A GIVE-AND-TAKE.
>> Jimmy: YOU CHECK THE STAR
METER.
>> I MESSED UP.
REALLY MESS THE UP.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE NOT A BIG
TENNIS FAN.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.
I REALLY DON'T.
>> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW.
>> I LOVE YOU, MISS, SO MUCH,
EVEN THOUGH I'M ROOTING FOR THE
MISTER.
MY GRANDFATHER, WHO WAS A
HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR, GOD BLESS
HIS SOUL, HE WAS THE BIGGEST
WRESTLING FAN.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS
ABOUT, BUT HE WAS LIKE 89 YEARS
OLD, AND HE WOULD WATCH EVERY,
LIKE OLD SCHOOL.
AND I WOULD COME HOME, AND HE'D
BE, AND I'D BE LIKE WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, PAPA, AND HE HAD THIS
LITTLE CUTE LITTLE TREMOR.
IT WASN'T REALLY CUTE BECAUSE IT
WAS PROBLEMATIC FOR HIM.
BUT HE HAD THIS THING AND THIS
GLOTTAL THING, WHY DON'T YOU
COME WATCH WITH ME, I'M GOING TO
OF WHAT.
HULK HOGAN IS GOING TO BE IN A
NASTY MATCH TONIGHT WITH JAKE
THE SNAKE.
AND THEY HAVE A REAL BIG
RIVALRY, AND I THINK JAKE IS
GOING TO TRY TO STRANGLE HIM
WITH THE PYTHON.
AND HE WAS LIKE SO EXCITED BY
IT.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
>> AND I'D BE LIKE ALL RIGHT,
AND I'D SIT DOWN, AND I FEEL
LIKE I'M WATCHING A CYNDI LAUPER
VIDEO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> THAT "GOONIES" MUSIC VIDEO.
♪ GOOD ENOUGH, GOOD ENOUGH
>> Jimmy: CYNDI LAUPER WAS IN
WITH CAPTAIN -- HE WAS HER DAD.
>> I THOUGHT YOU MEANT REAL
LIFE.
I DIDN'T THOUGKNOW THAT WAS YOU
FATHER.
>> Jimmy: ONLY IN THE VIDEO.
>> I USED TO WATCH IT ALL THE
TIME.
>> Jimmy: WITH GRANDPA.
>> WITH PAPA.
>> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK,
WE'LL SEE A CLIP FROM "ANGRY
BIRDS 2."
JOSH GAD IS HERE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS
>>> HEY, CHUCK, WE'RE PUTTING
TOGETHER A TEAM, AND I THINK
WE'RE ON IT!
I'M IN!
>> GREAT, HOW DID YOU?
>> OH, YOU MISSPELLED HEIST.
DON'T WORRY, IT'S A COMMON
MISPERCEPTION.
>> THANK YOU!
YOU'RE RIGHT.
HE'S FAST.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS JOSH GAD IN
"ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE 2."
IT OPENS ONE WEEK FROM TODAY.
YOU'RE IN "FROZEN" AND THIS, DO
YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH A NEW
TAKE ON THE VOICE?
>> CLEARLY NOT.
NO, I DO.
YOU KNOW, OLAF, WHEN THEY
PITCHED OLAF TO ME, IT WAS A
CHILD WHO'S SORT OF LIKE NAÏVE
AND INNOCENT.
CHUCK IS KIND OF A FAST TALKER,
AND WHEN I FIRST DEVELOPING
CHUCK FOR THE ORIGINAL FILM, I
CAME IN AND I STARTED DOING THIS
THING WITH THIS NEW YORK ACCENT,
AND THEN I SAW "GUARDIANS OF THE
GALAXY", AND I WAS LIKE, OH,
GOD, ROCKET RACCOON STOLE MY
BIT.
I WAS SO PISSED.
>> Jimmy: INTERESTING.
>> SO THENALLY TO DEVELOP A
DIFFERENT VERSION, WHICH IS
BASICALLY ME TALKING REALLY
FAST.
SO I DIDN'T REALLY GET THE
ASSIGNMENT RIGHT.
BUT NO, BUT HE'S SUCH A FUN
CHARACTER TO PLAY, AND HIS MIND
IS ALWAYS RACING A HUNDRED MILES
A MINUTE.
LESLIE JONES IS SO FUNNY IN
THIS.
>> Jimmy: SHE'S GOING TO BE HERE
TOMORROW.
I'LL TELL HER SHE SAID THAT.
>> WHY AM I HERE?
>> Jimmy: WE ASK ED YOU TO COME
AND SOMEBODY DRAGGED YOU FROM
THE AIRPORT.
>> IT'S A TRAMD TREMENDOUS CAST.
>> Jimmy: TELL ME ABOUT "FROZEN
2."
IS IT TAPED ALREADY?
IS IT DONE?
>> IT'S DONE.
>> Jimmy: LITERALLY, WE'RE
RIDING IN THE CAR EVERY SINGLE
MORNING, EVERY PARENT IS GOING
TO BE HEARING EVERY SINGLE SONG.
>> CAN I SAY SOMETHING
OUTRAGEOUS?
I'M NOT SURE I'M ALLOWED TO SAY
THIS?
CAN I JUST SAY I THINK THE SONGS
ARE EVEN BETTER IN THIS MOVIE?
>> Jimmy: YOU DO?
>> BECAUSE NOW THE BAR IS SET SO
HIGH.
BUT THEY ARE SO GOOD.
IT'S A BOBBY LOPEZ AND KRISTIN
LOPEZ WHO WROTE THE ORIGINAL.
>> Jimmy: OH, THE LOPEZS.
>> THAT'S WHY THEIR LAST NAME IS
LOPEZ.
THEY CAME BACK AND DID SONGS
THAT ARE JUST, THAT'S THE BIG
CONCERN, HOW DO YOU TOP THOSE
SONGS? AND THE SONGS ARE EVEN
CATCHIER, I'M SORRY TO SAY.
AND IT'S SO GOOD, SO GOOD.
SO WE'RE FINISHED WITH THAT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A VERY BIG
DEAL.
>> IT WILL BE REALLY EXCITING.
>> Jimmy: AND IT'S A GOOD WAY TO
GET YOUR KIDS TO REALLY LOVE YOU
AGAIN, EVEN THOUGH YOU ABANDONED
THEM FOR FIVE MONTHS.
ALMOST HALF A YEAR OF THEIR
YOUNG LIVES.
>> I KNOW I'VE BEEN A BAD
FATHER.
BUT CAN I GIVE YOU GUYS TICKETS
TO "FROZEN 2" AND MAKE UP FOR
IT?
>> Jimmy: WILL YOU SING ALONG IN
THE CAR, ALONG WITH THE SOUND
TRACK?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO NOT?
INTERESTING.
>> I ACTUALLY DO.
I'VE BEEN PLAYING "BOOK OF
MORMON" FOR MY DAUGHTER.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
>> THEY'RE FINALLY OF THE AGE.
SO WE BROUGHT SOME KIDS IN THE
CAR ONE DAY.
AND MY DAD WAS LIKE PLAY -- AND
I'M LIKE, NO!
PLEASE, DADDY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
NOW THEY'RE GOING TO GO BACK TO
THEIR PARENTS AND TELL THEM WHAT
THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING.
>> Jimmy: THERE WILL BE NO
SLEEPOVERS AT THE GAD HOUSE.
>> NO.
"THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE 2" OPENS
ONE WEEK FROM TODAY.