Anybody needs some wipes?
You may want to take some, keep it in your pocket,
you know, remove the spit as we get out there.
All right, gentlemen.
We didn't come here to sing praise songs
and to give out bottled water
and to hug the heathen into the kingdom of God.
We're gonna give a message that, unfortunately,
nobody wants to give but you and I.
So, Alan and I are gonna be security
when things go down at night,
'cause anybody at any given time can come at you.
And if you see somebody willing to stab your brother,
that's where you will put your life on the line
for that brother.
Uh, I'm not concerned about you, okay?
We can always bandage you up, drag you to the hospital.
I'm more concerned about
that megaphone and the preaching stopping.
So, uh, there's been times
where the megaphone's been on the floor,
bodies have been on the floor,
and I will step over the bodies to get the megaphone
to make sure it goes right back up.
You guys have counted the cost.
You've signed your name on the dotted line.
You know, you've given up your life.
And so it's easy to be a Christian,
but we're gonna do it now.
Any other questions, gentlemen?
Okay.
Let's take care of business.
How are you feeling about today?
Very happy.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Why does it make you happy?
Jesus makes me happy.
I hear you, man.
So, what -- what made you join this church?
It's not a church, it's just a group of men.
What made you join the group of men?
I wanna tell people about the Good News.
I hear you.
Ready?
Get everybody in.
Yeah.
You got the pole too, Elijah?
Everything in there?
Yep.
If someone wants to come to Southern Decadence,
what --- what should they expect to see?
Oh, Fun.
Everybody having fun,
and just people expressing theirself.
You have a good time.
I can't stop you.
It just helps bind our community
and accept tolerance and equality.
We are here representing America.
America.
What do you think America represents, though?
Freedom of expression.
It's lube.
Homo, faggot, sodomite,
disgusting, pervert --
Okay, this thing's working.
Basically, these guys,
they go on, like, some lads' holiday
where they go to New Orleans
and instead of calling each other faggots,
they call other people faggots, right?
Well, they do for a whole fucking week, right?
And they really, uh,
are quite vile and aggressive, right.
We're here to take out the trash,
and the trash is Y-O-U.
Pack up your bags and move to London
with all the Muslims!
You should pack your bags and move to Europe,
where all the nasty homos are going on vacation
and raping each other with all the Muslims.
Love, baby, love!
It's all about love.
That's right, love.
There's nothing loving
about ripping open the rectum
of another human being!
There's nothing loving
about giving somebody a venereal disease.
Hey, one in three of the sexually active people
walking Bourbon Street have an STD.
That's one, two, three -- chlamydia.
One, two, three -- HIV.
Quit walking over here.
Don't be walking over here.
If you're gonna keep taking a penis in the rectum, eventually,
you're not gonna be able to hold back the poo-poo.
Get out of the way!
Love's the way, man.
Slow down, brother.
You're bad.
They're about -- they're about to go through
a massive gay club.
You're a domestic terrorist.
All homosexuals are domestic terrorists.
Fuck you!
Oh, we're all gonna die.
Fuck you!
We all are gonna die.
You goddamn bastard!
We're all gonna die.
Get the fuck out!
Jesus.
Get the fuck out!
Jesus.
Get the fuck out!
Repent.
Get the fuck out!
Repent.
Yo it's fuckin' going off bruv.
They don't like Southern Decadence, aww.
Get your ass outta here,
you sicko, you sick bastard faggot.
You're gonna burn in hell and you deserve it.
You know that I believe
that y'all can have free speech.
I'm down with that.
But you know this is some hateful shit...
No, it's not. ...and I'm a heterosexual guy.
You stand out here like you're a badass motherfucker,
hoping -- hoping somebody fucking starts some shit.
But I'm here hoping you do.
You do.
Not gonna happen.
You punk motherfucker.
Williams: Also, we come to Mardi Gras.
You don't think anal sex is good, do you?
No, it's not good.
That's not the purpose.
Have you ever fucked your old lady in the ass?
No.
Who would do that?
I fucked your old lady in the ass.
That's why you're here with them.
Williams: Watch your language.
Shut your ass!
Shut your ass, you little piece of shit!
You wanna talk shit?
These people are out here having a good fucking time,
enjoying life.
They don't come to your stupid redneck church
and fucking talk shit.
You come out here, you pussy motherfucker!
Shut -- Fuck you, pussy!
Get the fuck off of me.
Hey.
What the fuck are you gonna do?
I don't give a shit.
Fuck you.
Pussy motherfucker.
You don't get to talk shit.
I'll pick this motherfucker up and beat you with him.