Hey, Loud Crowd.
Ever wonder what the world looks like
through the eyes of the Loud parents?
Let's jump into a day in the life of Rita and Lynn Sr.
I fit into my old leather pants!
Oops.
Lincoln and his sisters recently put Mom and Dad
on an all-new health kick.
Oh, come on, you guys! Look at yourselves!
We would, son, but the mirror's all the way upstairs.
Oh, okay, now I see your point.
So they tried the Loud regimen, and they loved it!
- [whistling] - [screaming]
Kids, we had such a great time exercising yesterday,
we thought why not do more?
You disrupted my beauty sleep to tell us that?
[complaining]
- Enjoy. - No, no, no. All of us.
It was so sweet of you kids to think about our health
we realized we should be thinking about yours, too.
[whistles] Louds, fall in!
[whistles]
[panting]
[grunting and panting]
[whistles]
[panting]
[ice cream truck music] Ice cream!
Whoa! Really got the blood pumping today!
[panting]
Don't forget to stay hydrated.
[disgusted groans]
It's onion-infused water!
For better bladder function.
Ugh, well, it tastes like B.O.
I'll say!
[sighs]
And Dad knows the key to a solid workout
is a solid breakfast.
Eww!
Ooh!
They're rich in protein and low in carbohydrates, so eat up.
You'll need your energy for tomorrow.
That's right. We've got a 6:00 A.M. lake swim,
followed by hot yoga, followed by 200 squat thrusts.
Hey, these are great with a little of this B.O. water!
After a morning pump, it's time for school.
Getting everyone to school can be a challenge,
but Rita gets it done every day.
[giggling]
So, how's everything at school, girls?
Anything fun or interesting going on lately?
Got nothing, lady.
[sighs]
And don't forget to plant a kiss right here on your way out.
That's going to be you some day, Lily.
Getting older and more distant from your dear old mom.
The girls barely let me into their lives anymore.
[smooching]
Aww, do you want to give me a kiss?
[smooching]
You know what? I'll take it.
Since Rita is also a writer,
she does more than just drive the kids to school.
Jesse, I have a great story idea.
I go undercover at Royal Woods High
for a hard-hitting story on teen life.
I can see the headlines now.
"Teen Scene: What's It Mean?"
This could be big, Rita. Let's do it!
[camera shutter clicks]
Uh, hon? Don't you think you should get to class?
You don't want to be late on your first day undercover.
Just a sec. I'm building a social media presence.
It'll be so cray if I don't have one.
Hey, girl, hey. Name's Britta.
I'm new here and I don't know anyone.
O-M-Gosh!
I'm Leni Loud, and you should totally sit with me.
It must be so hard being the new girl.
Oh, you're so sweet, Leni.
Oh, Luna!
Come here for a sec!
- That's my sister. - Oh, really?
[chuckles nervously]
Meet Britta. She's new here.
Luna Loud.
Pleasure to make your most epic acquaintance.
Whoa, no one's ever nailed my handshake on the first try.
Oh, um, we do it in Hawaii where I just moved from, yesterday.
[chuckles nervously] Aloha!
Meanwhile, while Rita is away, Lynn Sr. stays home with Lily
for some father-daughter fun.
And... Oh, there! All clean.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Ow! - [giggling]
Landed on some tacks, but totally worth it.
Here you go, honey. Daddy's homemade peach puree.
[giggling]
So, just a review, I'm Daddy.
This is my peach puree, and I made it just for you.
Mm...
Ah, yeah, yeah! Do you like it now?
Wait 'til I put sprinkles on it.
[screams excited]
Even after school, Mom and Dad always make time for their kids,
like giving Lori relationship advice
or even playtime with Lincoln.
[TV] Legends of the Hidden Temple!
[both] Oh, I love this show!
[gasping] You do? I had no idea!
Okay, on three say your favorite team.
One, two, three.
[both] The Orange Iguanas!
- [gasps] - [meows]
When we discovered that Legends was doing
a special father-son episode, we knew we had to get on it.
So we sent in an amazing five-hour submission tape.
[making silly noises]
And sealed the deal with a tray of Dad's lasagna.
After a busy day of work, school
and all the high jinks in between,
it's finally time for a Loud feast.
Dad is the obvious chef in the Loud house.
He prides himself
on a home-cooked meal for his family.
Sometimes Luan even helps him out.
Pasta, clams, butter...
[gasps] Geo?
Dad, we can't cook our hamster!
What? Oh, oh! Scram, Geo!
It's my famous Lynn-guine,
the first dish I ever served anyone,
and now it's your turn.
Oh...!
Okay, what you have in front of you
is Dad's famous Lynn-guine and clams.
It's prepared al dente, in a beurre blanc sauce
and finished with just a hint of parsley.
Bon appétit.
But sometimes Mom and Dad need a date night,
so they'll go to their favorite restaurant,
Banger's & Mosh,
where they also had their first date.
Back in the day, I had a wicked crush on your father.
Every morning at my crossing guard job,
I'd listen for his melodious voice
and when he talked to me in that cute accent,
he picked up from his semester in England, I'd swoon.
[British accent] Hello, love! Pip-pip! Mind the gap!
[sighs]
[honking]
But I was too afraid to speak to him
because I thought he was out of my league.
So I started slipping notes in his pocket as he passed by.
♪ Crossing ♪
By my third note,
I got up the nerve to ask him to meet me here.
And my boldness paid off because here we are,
celebrating the 20th anniversary of that first date.
[British accent] Best day of my life, love.
[giggling]
Mwah!
Meat pies for everyone!
[cheering]
Uh, I meant just for my family?
[disappointed groans] Ooh...!
Oh, come on! There's 13 of us!
After dinner, Mom and Dad
need some much needed rest and relaxation before bedtime.
And that's a full day with Rita and Lynn Sr.
- I'm so proud of us. - Me too.
Our kids are on their way to becoming
well-rounded, high-achieving adults.
Just like their 'rents, huh?
So, wanna watch that video
of old people falling out of boats?
Do I?!