we should put some weird stuff in tacos
let's talk ho about that good mythical
morning happy Cinco de Mayo what better
way to celebrate than try a bunch of new
taco combinations you see we live in a
town Los Angeles really a city that has
a lot of tacos and people put weird
stuff in those tacos but we're up in the
aina today and we're gonna answer the
question of well it taco ok pretty
simple I mean let I think wait I'm not
excited about where this is going
towards the end but I'm not gonna go
into specifics okay we're gonna start
and ask the question broccoli and cheese
will it taco the way we find out if it
tacos is we eat the taco and then we and
if we say yeah yes it taco and if both
people give the thumbs up it tacos if
one thumb up one thumb down maybe it
tacos and if it doesn't it doesn't taco
let's thumbs down and doesn't talk here
we go okay mmm mmm juicy mmm very cheesy
without a doubt for me this tacos I
don't think it tacos what if it were
warmer it probably darkling jeez man it
doesn't taco
nothing's gonna taco for you brother
does it taco next we've got peanut
butter and jelly will it taco I thought
this was meat the first time I saw it I
was like oh and I was like peanut butter
knows like oh oh alright so I believe
that this will taco because I love PB&J
of course I need a napkin to follow this
up here's one right here okay here we go
will it taco hmm-hmm-hmm well then I say
it does taco huh yes
tacos if you're playing along at home
it's time to break out the taco with the
chicken pot pie in it chicken pot pie
will it taco look at that there's a lot
of calories in there it's good keeps you
going
chicken pot taco hmm
lot of bread flaky blinking and crunchy
mmm Taco Bell should sell this okay will
it taco heck yeah yes it tacos I'm
having fun so far are you alright
this one is a little unusual burger
Willet taco it seems like we could have
removed the bum but then that wouldn't
be as funny I prefer the technique of
the mush hey did you wash your hands
before you did this and then just mush
and the big mouth
like this for you hmm
oh man hmm will it talk off it just adds
a little crunch every burger should be
in a taco I need the taco should be in
the burger that will make it a little
better that's not bad at all hmm it's
good and it makes it so easy to handle
because I never was able to like handle
the burger that way yeah tough to grab
on to you know still hard what am i
grabbing I grabbed it by the meat so I
don't know oh I don't know but now that
there's a taco shell yeah I'm like yeah
hey exactly would have put my hand
taco everything I stock code for me so
she Oh little inception tacos will it
taco actually this is two tacos in a
taco this is like a street taco inside
of a regular taco too hard tacos we go
will it taco probably
well hmm that's a lot of taco hmm I
never had too much taco
hmm okay so maybe over talk out here
really I'm just being honest
each of these tacos is two tortillas
this is four tortillas and then one
crunchy talk and there's a problem with
that will it taco yeah come on man okay
yeah yes it tacos okay not too excited
about this one grocery store sushi will
it taco what is that some sort of
imitation crab there's a cruise crab
there's a avocado seaweed and rice the
black stuff is seaweed right yeah sushi
taco I do not like the black stuff here
we go
oh the roulette talked up to what what
hmm I like that ma'am oh man I think
I've met my match hmm is something this
bad your mother she is not good shooting
I don't even like Susie where's that
from does that taco alright now we're
moving on to an advanced stage pine
needles will it taco what why are we
doing pine needles because there's lots
of them to go around and why does my
taco have twice as many pine needles as
yours hey yo that's a lot here we go
with a taco Christmas yes hey Doc
Christmas a Christmas ornament now if
this goes in it's gonna you didn't pull
yours out I don't think you're supposed
to eat pine needles hmm very aromatic
but it does not taco mm-hmm not well at
all does it taco all right let's move on
this is us right here I think it's this
one oh it's that one yeah baby shampoo
will it taco is this edible yeah cuz
babies can probably drink babies I walk
it I used to walk in to my bathroom I
seen my kids just just sick on this
thing now here we go Oh
how much you want how much baby shampoo
you I will go light think of it like
honey it doesn't smell bad
it smells clearly to me oh oh oh oh
bitter how do you get that down man I
got more than you or something oh I'm
gonna be burping up bubbles I think they
make it taste nasty so kids won't drink
it I can hear it now how do you do it I
haven't
oh I haven't oh doesn't taco all right
let's keep it interesting and next we've
got biodegradable packing peanuts will
it taco do not try this at home kids you
have to have the right kind of peanut
that is edible but there are chemistry
professors across the nation who will
think it's cute to feed their students
packing peanut they have to be the ones
made out of corn starch kids these are
the ones made out of corn starch right
will I taco I mean get some here on the
edge
at first it's like okay I'm marshmallow
taco and it's like oh if you want to
mail something maybe it's not bad at all
boy if I ever get shipped somewhere for
a long period of time I know what I'm
eating hmm I'm still tasting that
shampoo oh me too
I think the shampoo may have messed this
up oh I think these wouldn't have been
bad yeah light she does just put some
put some cheese packages off mm-hmm yes
it tacos okay uh and that's it for this
episode
oh oh you're forgetting one link yep
pork blood will it taco no somewhere on
earth people eat this now are you
telling me that this is blood from a pig
that's been congealed yes and cooked
come on it's so heavy
don't you smell it man it's so hot but
it's so old man come on come on I don't
think this with taco
haha battle little doctor I know this
one don't you look at it but you have to
find out I hate myself right now you
want to put some shampoo on it clean it
up a little bit I mean this is why we're
on the internet this is our this is our
destiny this is why we're on the
Internet to eat congealed pork blood
okay everybody count down from five and
it will do it on zero
I've never had a reaction like that but
you were like seriously yeah you were
even over there I Eve one time it was
totally out of nowhere it's like New
Haven is what maybe he I could have
totally done it now you couldn't go that
taco well thanks for joining us
happy Cinco de Mayo I don't recommend
many of the things that we try thanks
for liking and commenting on this
episode you know what time it is
hey I'm Josh ratta from Rockford
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feel good uh pro wrestlers trash-talking
before the match to each other are we
attack team to each other yeah to each
other we want to talk to you I'm all
hopped up on pork blood yeah we're gonna
take them down I'll be attacked here all
of a sudden ya know what you want you
want wrestle me God thought we were
attacking got right we're touchy yeah
the pork blood brothers why you want to
wrestle me uh adult man I want to tag
you
uh-oh you trying to start something with
me oh it's an attack you take it into
the real I tag you then you get in there
you bring the pork bun you put it on
your face you like pork blood brothers
remember we work it all out man let's
come out let's put something on the
table for the pork blood anybody who can
get a cube of pork blood down hundred
bucks I don't gamble I don't know the
rules