( rapping in Korean )
( music playing )
This is a great day as we celebrate 1,300 episodes.
- Think about that. - Yeah.
That's like a thousand plus 300.
It's exactly like that.
- Yeah. - That is a lot of episodes.
And, you know what?
We would never have made it this far
- without you... - That's right.
...and without listening to your feedback.
So, on this milestone episode,
what we're gonna do is we're gonna answer
some of your recent criticisms
as we open up the official GMM complaint box.
You may not know this, but, whenever you write a comment
that is not necessarily negative, but maybe critical
or constructive in any way,
- we print it out... - Yeah.
...and we put it in the complaint box.
Yeah, been doing it for years.
We're gonna address some of 'em.
( music playing )
Okay, let's open her up
and get a complaint out of here.
Oh, look at that,
when you open up the complaint box,
it says, "Hank Yo."
"Thank you."
"Thank you," that's right.
"Be your mythical best."
- Oh. - Mythical.store.
- Anyway... - Did that just turn into a merch plug?
- It did. - I'm also wearing merch.
Well, we're celebrating.
All right, so this one's from Brittany Wallace.
She says...
Huh. All right, let's take a look at the evidence.
There's only so much ranch a man can take.
But you did beat me.
You know what?
All is fair in love and ranch.
- Let's go get some salad. - Don't touch me...
with your ranch hands.
There it is right there, plain as day.
Okay, Brittany.
I think you make a good point, Brittany.
No, you know what?
I don't mind being touched by Link at all.
Watch, touch me,
touch me anywhere, anyhow, any way you want,
I'm totally, I'm...
I'm enjoying that.
Touch me some more, get some more.
Use...
Yeah, I love that.
I love this so much.
Do it more!
Now, that one's pretty deep,
I wonder how deep the other pit is.
Touch me with your ranch hands, Link.
I love your hard, calloused ranch hands.
Why?
Oh, you're trying to turn the tables.
- No, no... - I see what's up.
No, it's like a man that works on a ranch,
I like it. That's what I meant.
- His pits are equally deep. - A man who's been working with horses.
Oh, this one's a little deeper than this one.
That's right, now you know.
You never knew that before, but now that you're touching me so much
and I'm enjoying it so much, now you know.
- Okay. - See, I don't mind that at all, Brittany.
Yeah, and you didn't make it weirder.
- Mm-mm. - I thought that was gonna be my job
in that little bit.
( music playing )
Look what happens when I open the complaint box.
- Oh, "Good Mythical..." - It says "Good Mythical..."
Both: "...Morning!"
Okay, this complaint comes from
our BTS music video guessing game.
We got lots of feedback on this one.
From Beth...
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Good point.
Ouch.
Thanks for that, Beth.
And, you know what?
We are legitimately sorry
for not getting these translations accurate.
- Yeah. - And to make it up to you,
we've hired a singer to sing an apology song
in Korean. Hit it!
( music playing )
Yeah.
There it is.
I'm glad we could clear that up for you, Beth.
- That was from the heart. - Yeah.
Link, go ahead and touch me some more.
Oh.
- Here? Oh, look it. - Look at that.
I'm gonna measure the width of your face
- with my hands. - I'm loving every minute of this.
- Your face is that wide, my friend. - Yeah.
- I know. - That wide, look.
- When I put it here... - Yeah.
that's how wide your face is.
- It's a little bit... - That's how wide your face is.
It's a little bit wider than that,
just a teeny bit...
That's how wide your face is.
- It's a teeny bit wider. - Do you like it?
I love it, I love what you're doing to me right now.
( music playing )
All right, let's have another one.
Okay, this complaint is from our pimple popping challenge video
featuring Dr. Pimple Popper herself.
- Oh. - Oh.
That looks like a, pretty much, that looks like a puncture.
Ew, that was real-looking.
Are you sure that's not real?
Rhett: Taste and see.
Everything inside of me is telling me
- not to do this. - Rhett: Eat it, eat it.
That's a familiar feeling on this show.
I just can't believe we got any negative feedback
on that episode.
Surprising, very surprising.
But we did, and it was including,
but not limited to this comment from Bryson Hile.
You know what, Bryson?
I'm so glad that you brought this up,
that you left the comment
because that is what we're about to do right now.
Alex, come on in here.
All right.
All right, let's see which one of the candies
that's inside of Alex's face right now...
- Is hotter. - ...is hottest.
- Okay. - I'm gonna start right here.
- Get a good... - I don't feel good.
- Let me just kinda just... - Oh, this is great.
- Oh, oh! - Ooh!
Look at that, it just came right out.
Mmm.
- Oh. - Ooh, that's...
- Holy crap. - Oh, that is freakin' hot.
What in the world, y'all?
Been eating a lot of peppers lately.
Oh, dang, that's hot.
All right, I'm going back in.
Oh, this one better not be hotter.
Oh, what is that, caramel?
Right here. Boop!
Oh, right on the fingernail.
Look at that.
Don't make eye contact, that's not...
Holy...!
That one's not as hot for me.
The foreheads are super hot for me.
Ooh, oh, no. ( coughs )
- Yeah. - Link: Why you look so defeated?
We're doing exactly what Bryson asked for.
- We're making the fans happy. - Yeah!
And this is freakin' hot.
And, oh, you know what?
I just need to touch your face
'cause I think you've got a zit here.
- Yep. - And I'm gonna see if I can
bust it. Now, it might have some of the...
- Mm-hmm. - ...some of... right-- no.
- You know what? - I love this.
You know what?
I'm sorry, but I have some of that hot chocolate on there.
Oh, no need to apologize, no need to apologize,
I love everything about this.
( music playing )
All right.
Okay, this one comes from our video "Drinking each other's pee."
Oh, good one.
( smacking lips )
Hmm.
It's kinda berry.
( gags )
You didn't like mine as much as I liked yours.
Mine was kinda berry to you.
Well, stardustgirl commented on that video...
with a few emojis, laughing, crying,
and then crying.
Yeah.
( repeating ) Dollar sign, dollar sign...
That's a lot of money.
She actually said, "This is 'beyound' sick,"
which I think is the same thing.
Wow.
Well, stardust, thanks for your complaint.
I understand that you're concerned about
kids drinking pee, but, you know, in my house,
urine is a big part of a balanced meal.
Hey, Shepherd, you ready to drink your urine?
Yeah.
Ah.
He really savors it.
Double reaction.
That's just a typical weeknight at my house.
And, stardustgirl,
as far as your complaint about how
we'll do anything for a paycheck,
well, that's freakin' ridiculous.
- Yeah. - And now it's time for
our ultimate toenail taste test!
Mmm!
Yeah, I've been storing these up.
'Cause all of my family members and yours
might be able to taste some urine coming through the toenail.
Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm!
Crunch-tastic.
Boy, that's good, isn't it?
Yeah.
Oh, look at this, Link.
- We just made a million dollars. - Whoo!
Dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar,
- dollar! - Yeah.
Can you believe it?
- Can you believe it? - Oh, that feels so nice.
- Mm. - Can you believe it?
I love making millions with you.
Can you believe it?
Mm.
Oh, yeah.
That hits the spot just the way I like it.
- Can you believe it? - And you've heard of...
March Madness, right?
But what about Munch Madness?
Make sure you tune in to this coming Monday's show,
March 26th, we're gonna be kicking off Munch Madness,
a week of taste tests where we determine
the greatest snack of all-time!
( gulps )
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