Everybody get up here and taste the Christmas!
[music playing]
[cheering]
Good morning.
[cheering and applauding]
Well, it's December 24th and that means
welcome to Captain Man's third Annual Christmas Breakfast!
[cheering]
Thank you. Oh, that's nice.
- You know, it's really great to be-- - Hey, shut up and feed us!
[laughing]
Just a moment, sir.
I'm a woman!
[laughing]
Sorry, ma'am.
- The best Secret San-- - Cat Valentine!
Calling Cat Valentine!
I'm Cat Valentine. Who's calling?
[laughing]
Your Secret Santa.
Oh my God, yay!
[laughing]
And your Christmas present is...
Your very own cotton candy machine!
[screaming]
Get down here, sleepy heads, it's Christmas!
[laughing]
- Why is Max dressed like that? - I don't know.
Merry Christmas, my beautiful family.
- Why is Max acting like that? - I still don't know.
[laughing]
Guess who made figgy pudding.
[laughing]
Ladies and gentlemen, Freddie the Christmas flashlight!
[cheering]
Switch to the B cam.
Switching.
Wow Freddie, that is an amazing flashlight costume.
Yeah, yeah.
And look, it actually works.
[laughing]
You don't even wanna know where the batteries go.
[laughing]
Ho, ho, ho.
Hey guys, I really appreciate everything you did to cheer me up.
It's not gonna stop me from missing my mom or our family traditions, but
now I've got some new traditions with my friends.
Hopefully Mr. Finn in a dress isn't one of them.
Sorry buddy, you heard Freddy. He needs me in this dress.
[laughing]
I didn't say that, Mr. Finn.
Shh.
Merry Christmas, Freddy.
OK, time for Operation Tricky Dicky.
Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
Don't bother. You're not gonna trick me into leaving my post.
Oh, you're right. You know, you're too smart for that.
Oh look, a really cute girl over there!
Oh, Dicky likey.
[laughing]
You should like, totally wake up, Max Thunderman.
[laughing]
Mom? Dad? Phoebe finally snapped!
[laughing]
As if. I'm not Phoebe.
[laughing]
I am the Spirit of Christmas Past.
Go away.
[laughing]
How did you do that?
I told you, I'm not Phoebe.
[laughing]
I've come to show you that all your lame ideas
to ruin Christmas have failed.
Like, royally.
OK, Spirit of Christmas Past, exactly when in the past
was that outfit cool?
The eighties, barf bag.
- I think it's good enough. - No, just one more.
Almost...
Got it. Whoa, whoa!
[laughing]
Totally worth it.
Yeah.
Why didn't you make him wear a hair net?
I tried.
You know how Ray is about his Captain Man hair.
[laughing]
Well, we can't let Ray spend Christmas in jail all alone.
- How are we supposed to get him out? - I don't know.
[sighing]
You can't put two gold balls together.
[laughing]
Huh?
You gotta go gold ball, red ball, gold ball, red ball.
I can totally put two gold balls together.
- No, you can't. - Why not? What is this, the 1950s?
I'm gonna make up a story that makes Principal Mullins
feel sorry for Kale and let her in the pageant.
Oh no, I can't lie, not this close to Christmas.
I'll be on the naughty list and that cannot happen!
I'm not asking you to lie.
I'm asking you to shut up while I lie.
Are you in?
Fine, I'll do it for Kale.
Why? Why is it so hard to think of a good gift for Andre?
[laughing]
Ah, OK!
Got the star on top.
Now help me decorate it.
No, I have to figure--
I need your help, OK? And Robbie's late.
I can't think about anything until I figure out what I'm get--
Robbie?
Yeah, I invited him over to help decorate the tree.
Since when and you and Robbie friends?
We're not.
[laughing]
I'm just making him do stuff for me.
And why would he agree to that?
'Cause I'm pretty.
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