Part 2!
Because you uhh…
Well how do say everyone but make it like I’m saying “you guys”.
You….
lifeforms…
Yeah that works.
Really did show that you wanted a second part by the support.
So thank you for that.
Well last time we went from 100,000 B.C. to 1969.
So let’s get into this right Mudkip.
Oh right you’re a fictional character with no other facial expressions because I don't
draw and don't know any artists for this type of thing.
*Silence* Follow me on twitter, I like art.
1971, Ocean man, has a stand, and is the strongest across the land.
That you understand.
Jotaro Kujo!
You also get the birth of Knuckles and a humanoid emerald.
I mean Dunkin Donuts.
I MEAN NORIAKI KAKYOIN.
I have a question though.
Why do they call Kakyoin, Avdol, and Polnareff by their last names, but they call Jotaro
by his first.
What if they were just known as Noriaki, Muhammed, and Jean…….
Yeah actually nevermind.
We also get the birth of Masazo Kinoto, but you don't care about that at all.
1972.
The birth of the clouds in heaven.
Eh?
No?
It’s the birth of Enrico Pucci and Weather Report.
1974.
The birth of Risotto Nero!
The stand user of Metallica, one of the best named stands in Jojo.
Circa 1976.
The blind servant of Dio.
Johngalli A is born.
Or, JOHN GARI AYE. 1978.
The worst character in Diamond Is Unbreakable is born.
Tamami Kobayashi, the stand user for the stand The Lock.
1979.
A green baby is born, that green baby grows up to be Rohan Kishibe.
You might know him as the stand user to heaven’s door, Koichi’s owner, or the one guy that
a lot girls had their eye on.
I can easily tell you that both Josuke and Rohan have pulled way more women than anyone,
except for Jotaro.
AND NO OF THESE GUYS ARE EVEN REAL.
OH YOU THOUGHT I MEANT IN THE ANIME…
Nope.
Circa 1979.
The stand user to the infamous Yo-Yo Ma is born.
D an G…
That’s a stupid hat.
1980.
March 25, the birth of the ex-cop and questionable gang member.
Leone Abbacchio, stand user of Moody Blues.
Why would you do that to a perfectly good cup of tea what’s wrong with you.
September 27th.
The person you probably thought was a girl when first seeing, lord of the zippers, and
stand user of Sticky Fingers.
Bruno Bucciarati is born.
Circa 1980, the purple haired, enthusiastic….
Very enthusiastic…
rockstar.
Akira Otoishi.
The stand user of Red Hot Chili Pepper.
Oh yeah you also get….
You know what.
No.
These stone ocean guys are weird.
Like, really weird.
Stone Ocean is weird.
Jojo is weird.
I guess that’s why it’s a bizarre adventure.
1980.
The year of Keicho Nijimura, Okuyasu’s brother, stand user of Bad company.
And Toshikazu Hazamada, stand user of Surface.
Which I’m actually pretty surprised about, because Hazamada looks like he’s in Koichi’s
grade.
Keicho is a pretty grown guy, plus he has the big brother role.
Which means he’s basically twice his age.
I’m a big brother, I have a certification in this.
1982.
Ok, before getting into this.
Gemini is either late May or somewhere in June right.
Well put that there, and track that back about 9 months.
So you would possibly get September?
So Joseph cheats on his wife with Tomoko in 1982, Josuke being born in 1983.
So it made me think, well why would Joseph be in Japan in September.
Then I remember that Joseph was born on September 27th.
Joseph came to Japan, not to visit his daughter or grandson.
He came there to party.
That’s all types of messed up, but I guess if you help save the Earth you get a by on
certain things that would be problems.
Oh yeah and December 3rd, Mista is born.
I just think that’s funny because what if he’s was born on December 4th.
At 4:44pm, well I guess that would be messed up in his case but yeah.
1983.
Aug. 3, 1983, PURPLE RAIN WAS BORN.
I SEE YOU ARAKI, ALL THOSE LITTLE REFERENCES.
Alright well, in 1983 Josuke was born.
Now I could add my little odd compliments on Josuke, but I’d like to take a moment
to focus on the fact that Araki had made Josuke born in the same year Purple Rain was born.
Josuke already similarities to Prince, but I think this year is just another thing where
I look at Araki and say good job man.
In the same year, you also have the man with the hand.
Well, the stand The Hand.
Okuyasu Nijimura.
You also have the births of Narancia and Yukako.
Aside from all of these births, I’d like to highlight Kira’s first murder.
August 13th, which means that Reimi, Arnold, and her parents die in that night.
He didn’t take her hands though…
What's in your head Kira?
Almost forgot!
They fish Dio out of the ocean too.
Dio also gets a lot of stuff done in the couple of years leading on after this.
The man really does work quick.
Be like Dio when it comes to workflow, this guy gets it.
1984.
This was born.
This is one of the best things to happen to Jojo.
(Koichi) Joseph meets Avdol for the first time, and
J. Geil does the thing that makes Polnareff hate him.
(He killed his sister, and did something else).
1985.
Pannacotta Fugo was born.
I wonder if his family showed up for it and then left halfway through.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
APRIL 16th, THE BIRTH OF A GOD.
*RIck James starts playing* GIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Giorno Giovanna is born, the best main timeline Jojo.
Oh and I can’t “sPrEaD MiSiNfOrMaTiOn”, this is my opinion.
(You know you love him).
The spice girl, Trish Una is also born.
At this time, Diavolo is only 19 too.
So that’s something.
Not Joseph to Tomoko type of something, but it’s something.
1986.
Diavolo finds 6 plots and a bow and sells 5 of them to a cynical old woman.
The same old lady (her name is Enya), grabs one of the arrows and stabs Dio with it.
Both Dio and Joseph starts feeling really tingly and you know fighting spirits and all
that.
Polnareff and Dio also start their relationship.
(Let me stop right here for a second to tell you that no they don’t actually start dating.
A good amount of people thought Joseph actually got married to Pillar Men in the last video
and I’m like…..
How you watched the show, you know that didn’t happen.)
1987.
Dio finds a 15 year old and tries to lure him in with (hold on let me get my glasses).
A natural phenomenon by which all things with mass are brought toward one another.
Dio likes kids.
Circa 1988.
Kira’s dad dies and get this.
Ermes Cosello and Ken Oyanagi are born.
The Rock, Paper, Scissors kid.
I wonder how he’s doing…
1988.
Alright now this is where some points will connect for people because there’s been
some confusion on what happened when.
So that whole Pucci and Weather Report encounter and manifestation of their stands began first.
Then Pucci and Dio have this moment of time where they talk about heaven and all that.
Avdol and Kakyoin encounter Dio, one got a seed planted into him the other didn’t.
Bud, I meant Bud.
Flesh bud.
And then you have Stardust Crusaders.
So basically 1988 ended with the first season of Stardust Crusaders.
1989 was Battle of Egypt which is basically just Stardust Crusaders season 2.
Matter of fact, I’m pretty sure It’s classified more as Stardust Crusaders Season 2.
But before that, you have the Egypt 9 Glory Gods
at Dio’s mansion.
Now, I have a grip with these guys being the higher ups of the villains.
Stardust Crusaders had bad villains, but you know that having these guys as the higher-ups
a pretty sad sight.
The only good ones being this blind guy, the bird, and…
Actually that’s about it, I would’ve loved if Alessi was a good guy.
Could’ve kept a lot of people young and stuff.
Oh and Keicho and Okuyasu’s dad catches a cold.
Now from 1990 to 1998, not a lot happens.
Well actually, a lot happens I’m just not sure you wouldn’t even really care when
it’s not a huge part about the story.
So I’ll just shoot a couple of these at you so you have fun facts in Jojo.
Except for 1992, string girl Jolyne Cujoh is born in 1992.
I hope it doesn’t seem that I have something against Stone Ocean.
I really don’t, maybe just the enemies.
Circa 1992, Bruno kills 2 gangsters at the age of 12.
Done more than me already.
1995, Rohan takes up drawing comics at the age of 16.
Oh wait my bad I meant, manja.
Mangay?
Mango.
Yeah Mangoko.
Circa 1998.
Fugo finishes his college studies at the age of 13…
The fuck.
Now you guys know that 1999 is the Bizarre Summer, you have Diamond is Unbreakable.
So I’ll give you guys different facts that happened during 1999 besides DIU because you
seen the show you know what happens.
Jotaro’s 28, this isn’t an event.
He’s 28 and he’s got a 7 year old back home.
Good stuff Ocean Man.
Morioh has 81 disappearance cases.
So that shows you how busy Kira had got.
I’m not really sure if there’s some other killer that matches up to Kira’s track record.
That’s both cool and terrifying.
And now we finish this up with the confrontation of Diavolo and Polnareff, and Polnareff discovering
the Requiem abilities of the arrow.
To be honest, I think that this is probably one of the saddest things in Jojo.
Imagine that you really do need your closest friends because well, you almost fucking died
and they’re not picking up the phone at all.
Plus they don’t check up on you either.
Now I would be hurt after the almost dying part, but not picking up the phone is 10 times
worse than almost dying.
You basically already died by the time you hit voicemail.
Also let I don’t want to forget this because I blame myself for it in the last video.
So one, the Dio in the rubble did happen, it was just after the credits.
So that’s that.
Now here’s the second.
Jojo 6251, it has a timeline that I even had in the last background that no one had noticed.
But as you can see these are in Japanese, but it’s translated in the Jojo wiki.
Along with that, the Jojo wiki does have extra information provided by it’s users.
So I guess the best way to homage or citing would be to mention that, and I also want
to thank MetalKaiser and whoever helped translate that because I’m pretty sure someone had
to have spent their time translating it.
They have a twitter that you guys should be following, they retweet a lot of Jojo news
and all that, so it’s a pretty good source.
Thank you guys for taking your time to watch this.
I’m going to be doing one last one because I don’t generally like too long of videos
because it makes my workflow slower when trying to work on more videos.
But people want longer videos in general, so I’m probably just going to have to try
to put out 2 videos a week.
I plan to have 3 due to something that I’m going to be adding in a bit later so there’s
that, but for the longer and more analytical videos it’s going to take a bit longer.
I have a poll for you guys in the top right corner for what video is going to be next.
You guys can pick what, and also there’s going to be a second poll in the description.
The same one might be in the comments, that all depends if I’m awake when doing this.
Follow me on twitter for any video updates and well…
Other stuff.
I have really good retweets I swear.
ALSO, I know I said this earlier in the video but I would love if someone made some art
for me and the mudkip.
Honestly anything at this point, but you know he’s been going on about wanting me and
him posing like that guy that sprinkles salt and slaps meat around…
Yeah no, let’s finish this here.
I’ll see you guys in the next one!
Until then, peace out & God Speed.