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- (Jason Kelly) I gotta pick up my grandpa. He's not doing too well.
My grandma just passed.
- Is that-- I don't know. Is that Robert De Niro that had the beard?
- (Meredith Goldstein) ...rehearsal brunch on Friday.
(deep sigh) I'm just freaking out.
- (Jason) You don't have to worry about anything.
(car beeps) Grandpa?
- (Dick Kelly) Ready to hit the road?
Now let's get in that giant labia you drove up in
and get the fuck outta here. (giggling)
- Saying bad words. (chuckles)
- (Dick) So you're a lawyer now?
- (Jason) Being a corporate lawyer's awesome.
- Is that Zac Efron? It looks like Zac Efron.
- (Jason) LP Agreements. (Dick scoffs)
- (Jason) LLC Agreements. - (Dick) You know what I'd rather do?
- (Jason) What?
- (Dick) I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from--
- Oh my goodness! (laughs)
- (Dick) I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth
from a fucking hot air balloon.
- (laughs) Gross. He's nuts.
- Now what does a young man say to that, right?
- (Lenore) Want to tag along for a bit, party some babies into us?
(chuckles) - (Jason) We have a very important tee time.
- Tee time. (cracks up)
- (Dick) Obviously, I've got the bigger 3-wood.
- (Lenore) Good, maybe you can use it
to hit your balls right into my vagina. - Ooh! Boy, oh boy.
- (Lenore) Good, maybe you can use it
to hit your balls right into my vagina. (cracking up)
- Oh boy, what language.
- (Jason) We're not going to Daytona! Grandma's funeral was yesterday!
- (Dick) She told me on her death bed, "You get back out there."
- Yeah, get out there, Robert. I'm trying too.
- (Dick) I haven't had sex in 15 years
and I want to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! (giggles)
- I know! Yeah, me too.
- (Jason) No, I can't chug alcohol.
- (Dick) You're chugging a beer, not taking down a horse cock.
- This guy is too much! (phone rings)
- (Jason) It's Meredith.
Please, I gotta answer that. - (Dick) Ah, tell her to fuck off.
- What a foul mouth, De Niro.(laughs)
- (Meredith) You're in Daytona Beach?! - Uh-oh.
- (Jason) We're just driving through. - (Meredith) JASON!
- (Dick) She's not right for you.
If you marry her, you're gonna be sleep-walking
for the rest of your life.
For one night, stop worrying about your wedding.
♪ Cut the bullshit ♪
- Old people against the new people,
and the old people still think the same way
and young people can't believe they do.
- I wanna see this.
- I'm gonna watch this, for sure.
- (Wally) This is crack. - (Jason) I just smoked crack?!
- (Wally) Yeah, but just like a lot.
- (Jason) I JUST SMOKED CRACK! (partiers cheer)
(chuckling)
- I really love De Niro.
♪ It's what you get, girl ♪
- (Dick) Are those my pants? - (Lenore) I found a Werther's Original
in the pocket and I've been sucking on it all morning.
(fabric squeaks annoyingly) (snickers)
- This is a sick movie. (chuckles)
- (Lenore) Whoops, I guess they just slipped off.
- (cracking up) "Dirty Grandpa!"
- That's the exact title for this.
♪ (Los Del Río, "Macarena") ♪
(chuckling)
- I think there's a bunch of us guys that try to achieve
being dirty grandpas, I swear.
- (laughing) That's bad.
- Totally dysfunctional.
- Oh yeah! That is outrageously my type of movie!
Oh, I'm gonna love that.
(movie reel clicks)
- (Finebros) All right, so how would you describe
how this movie looks? - It looks hilarious.
- Oh, it looks like an absolute riot.
- One of those bachelor guy movies,
except it's an old man.
- A regular dirty old man movie, and which most men are really.
- (Finebros) Do you enjoy the humor in it? - No.
- I don't find many films lately humorous.
- I didn't do the guffaws, but it was funny.
- Yeah, De Niro, he's classic.
- It's funny. It's real.
- It's real life.
I'm the same way.
I try to be the dirty old man in the crowd.
You know, I'm trying to flirt with the girls.
- (Finebros) Do you wish you could join them
on this road trip? - No.
- I would like a road trip but not with the dirty old grandpa.
- Oh, sure. That've been fun.
- Yes! (laughs)
- Yes, I would. Yes, I would.
- Yes. You're with kids and you're trying to be so cool
and so different.
We feel inferior and that kids look at us like,
"They're too straight, man. They're not gonna be that way!"
- (Finebros) Did you go on any crazy road trips when you were younger?
- No. (laughs)
- Nah, unfortunately not.
- We went on this old bus called a Grey Rabbit
and everybody lit up and we partied all the way out to the coast.
- Yes. - (Finebros) What happened? Tell us.
(laughing) Tell us the story!
- No, I can't. It's bad.
My grandkids might be watching. (laughs)
- The craziest thing we did, and it wasn't a road trip,
it was Halloween, and we were like, what--
nine, eleven, something like that.
We had a neighbor that was just the meanest guy in the world,
so we dumped on his steps and rang his doorbell.
(chuckles deviously)
(explosion) ♪ (thrash metal) ♪
(eagle screeches) (gunfire)
- (Finebros) And what did you think, seeing Robert De Niro in a role like this?
He gets better with age.
- I think it's great!
It looked like he was having a great time.
- He could play anything. He's a class act. I love him.
- I would really rather he stuck with what he used to be like.
- It's strange! (laughs) Robert De Niro... but why not?
He can't play the role of a lead, of a young handsome lead anymore.
- (Finebros) A lot of people will stereotype grandparents
of being sweet and boring.
Do you sometimes feel that stereotype?
- Yeah, I've heard that from my daughter.
- As I got older, yeah.
And I thought, "Hey! I'm as hip as they are.
I just can't move as fast."
- Never! They never think of me.
They always say, "You're a fun grandma."
- No, 'cause I try not to be boring.
We have friends who are professional old people.
We just try and totally stay away from that.
- (Finebros) Do you like that they're making a movie
that shows an older person in a different way?
- I like it, yes.
- I love it. It definitely is showing that not everybody is like that.
- The only reason I would say no is because it's so over-the-top.
- We're not all old, sitting around on wheelchairs, you know?
We still party. I'm still out there, getting my thing on.
- Yeah, in a sense, because I have to agree.
You know, I'm in residential assisted-living.
I've had women at 87 looking at me.
"(seductively) My room is 204." (Finebros snickers)
- I said, "Fine. Leave it there." (everyone cracks up)
- (Finebros) Do you think it's important
for a grandparent and a grandchild to spend time together?
- Well, it would seem like it should.
- Yes, I really do.
- If you can have good times like this, yes.
- There's still a lot of stuff that I learn
by talking to younger people, but then they learn from me
by where I am in life.
- It's the best.
I think they teach us about a lot of things that have
gone on in the world, all that we probably wouldn't know.
Like, I would never have known about Elders React
if it wasn't for my grandson.
- (Finebros) So back to the movie, do you think this is a film
that different generations can enjoy? - Oh, yeah, yeah.
Not every old person's gonna enjoy this.
- Most older people are not used to that language.
- I think so. I really think so.
- Yes, I do.
- Someone my age would like it because you're seeing somebody
who's not acting old.
- Kids are gonna be a little astonished by watching it.
Old people are gonna say, "Oh my!"
I think it's gonna be great.
- (Finebros) All right, so do you want
to see this movie? - No.
- If it was toned down a little bit, I probably would.
- I'm gonna see this movie.
- Yes, I will see this movie.
- Sure, I definitely want to see that.
- Oh, without a doubt.
- Definitely, 100%.
- You know what? That is one movie I'd go see.
I'm telling you, I think they stole the character after me!
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