Anyway, something else I want to show you.
It's a video I saw on YouTube this morning.
This video has over 1.7 billion views.
With a B. Billion.
1.7 billion views.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Baby shark.
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Mommy shark.
[LAUGHTER]
So of course, you know, it's been--
it's had 1.7 billion views.
I was shocked to see all of you doing it, but you know it.
I looked at it and I thought, you know--
I know pot is legal in a lot of states.
But really?
It's ridiculous.
But if people like it, gave me an idea.
And I decided to make a change to our theme song.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) Ellen Show, doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Ellen Show, doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Ellen Show.
With DJ tWitch, doo doo doo doo doo doo DJ tWitch,
doo doo doo doo doo doo.
DJ tWitch, doo doo doo doo doo doo.
DJ tWitch.
It's the Ellen Show!
[APPLAUSE]
What's that?
This head-- what's that?
I'm told we now have 1.7 billion new viewers.
They just tuned in.
This was--
What if that's how we applauded, too?
What if it all changed?
Everything-- yeah.
That's how we should.
The rest of the show, that's how we should applaud.
Good.
And tWitch, you applaud like that.
OK.
OK?
Hi.
I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel
so you can see more awesome videos, like videos
of me getting scared, or saying embarrassing things,
like "ball peen hammer."
And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities,
if you're into that sort of thing.
Yaah!
Oh, [BLEEP]!
God [BLEEP]!