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(video game sound effects)
Wow
Oh my God.
(Metal Rock Music)
- Thank you Mario!
- But our princesses is in another-
- We gotta, Get outta here.
- Stand your ground brother
No, Please
- We need to get out of here, start the car.
- But..Bu
- I said get in the fucking car.
Go...go...go...go...go...go
(Video Game Background Music)
- Ha! You'll never defeat me Sonic
Hey, those are mine, timesies! I call timesies!
Wow. You are definitely not supposed to eat those.
- Uh Oh
- Sonic?
Is that you?
- He ODed on rare gems
Bolt! Bolt!
- Hi, Robotnik
I..
- Run fist guy Sonic! Ahh!
- Uh, okay
Oh hey Sonic.
How's...
OOOH.....OOH.....OOH
WHY?
- Oh no the innocent forest critters.
- Hey, Sonic its me Amy...
Oh, God NO
- Chili cheese dogs I gotta move.
- We're free, Yay.
Metal Sonic, regular Sonic's out of control.
You've got to stop him.
- Calculating the odds of success.
Tell my wife, I respect her.
(Gun Sound)
- Uh oh.
- Oh, so now you're here to take something from me.
Shadow the hedgehog well it won't be that easy.
Hey, Hey.
Hey, get back here.
Kill me.
(Video Game Background Music)
- Well if isn't my rival Red.
Did you just see the 128 rare candies?
Smell you later.
Oh, no my grandson. What did you do?
You only let me take one ball before.
Now. I want two.
No my genitals.
Wake up call.
- I've done it.
I've successfully resurrected two extinct Pokemon.
Son of a-
- Uh...
Neat.
- What the heck is this? Stay away from my master ball.
Don't attach a Zapdos to it.
Your going over charge it.
- Ahh.
Oh my God.
Ohh.
Thanks for chopping down that overgrown vine Mario.
it was really messing with the feng shui.
- Thank you, Mario.
But our princess is in another.
Cool
I'm so big now!
(Video Game Character Sounds)
- Superstar
- This is just what I need to complete my cosplay outfit.
Whoa, how can I ever thank you?
How about this egg?
- I've got a good feeling here.
- I liked that sound brother.
Gosh, the sure will come in handy at the construction site.
- Oh, he's so cute.
I'm going to name you Buttons.
- Here, Take my cloud.
It'll help you continue to make the world a better place.
- Thanks again for the wings.
- We need to get out of here. Start the car.
- But I...
- I said get to the dang car.
- We need to get Mario a thank you card for all the nice
stuff he's been doing.
- What's up paisanos, it is your boy Luigi here.
I see you down in the comments,
have a little request for a reaction to these Mario Goes
Berserk video. So I'ma finally do it.
Okay. Let's just see Mario Goes Berserk Dorkly,
are they still around? Here we go.
Oh. Look. They're so young here.
It's cute. They're like a baby, Mario, but oh wow.
Oh no.
Oh God.
Bro
- Thank you Mario but our princess is in another...
Oh no.
I thought Mario was going to go berserk
in tennis or something, around the racetrack
but not this.
Oh. Why!
Why, Oh.
Ooh
We gotta get outta here.
My super Mario brother no
Oh wow. That's actually a pretty good move.
Uh.
He said, please, bro.
He asked nicely not to die
Oh,
oh no.
Oh good. Okay Bowsers, okay somehow I don't get it,
but I hope he and Peach escape.
Oh, holy shit.
Oh,
I can't believe it. Was this video recent?
This has to be one of those deep fakes. Right?
(Boom)
Uhh. Bro?