- I like my whiskey and my cigarettes
may the Lord save my soul, *kiss*
Ah!
I heard whisky mix, it's not weird whiskey mix.
This is gonna be like, "yeah it's cow piss with whiskey!"
- Please, there's gonna mayonnaise and all in it,
isn't there?
- Ooh, I like mixes.
- Yeah.
I like it better than when you're just like.
Here, here's 10 shots.
Have at thee.
- We're drinking whiskey.
Which I'm actually really happy about.
- Yeah cause Ciara is an alcoholic.
- I'm not, like let's just stop that narrative right there.
- They all said it in the comment section.
- If I was an alcoholic, I would have lower tolerance
cause my liver would be fucked.
- It's an Irish coffee.
- Ah that's not weird.
- It's not an Irish coffee.
- That kind of freaked me out a little bit
because I was like why is it warm.
- It's whiskey and coffee in a mug.
- Sometimes you go in and say give us a cup of coffee.
You want me to Irish up that coffee for ya?
Sure, it's three o'clock.
- Well this could put you asleep.
This could out you asleep.
- Except for the fact that it's coffee
and there's copious amounts of caffeine in it.
- You know I'm from the town
where Irish coffee was invented?
- Really?
- Yeah.
Google it, I'm not even gonna tell you where it is
you lazy bastards.
- This is a hug in a mug ladies and gents.
- Oh my god.
- Smells nice.
- Is there something else in it?
- No.
Ah, yeah baby.
- Ah.
- God, oh no.
- The producer is taking the absolute mick here
with the ratio of whiskey to coffee in this cup.
- Ooh.
- Woo.
- Grandad, come in here and tell us the old story
about the old days will ya?
- That's awful.
- Oh, it's not.
- It's really warm.
- Nice, calming.
- That's nice now.
- I do like it.
- Whiskey's great.
Coffee's great.
- First time I ever drank was whiskey.
- Man, do you know what that would go great with?
Nothing cause we already have it.
- Well, fucking...
- Can I have an Irish coffee but without the coffee please?
- That's really strong.
- It is actually laced, to be fair.
It's not just an Irish coffee,
this is absolutely laced.
- How much whiskey did you put in that?
- It is making my hands quite warm.
- Yeah it's like a hot whiskey, really just with coffee.
- [Together] It's cold.
- Yeah it looked like it would be hot.
- Yeah.
- That was a sneaky trick there, wasn't it?
- It smells delightful, thank you Shaun.
- It does smell delightful.
- This has a yoke in the, hang on.
Is this egg whites?
- This is washing up liquid, is it?
- It smells sweet.
- I think we should taste it first
and then decide what it is.
- Is it a protein bar?
- I bet it's going to something horrible
because he made us drink it
before we figured out it was not right.
- Like, what is it?
- It's coconut.
You evil people.
- Oh.
- What.
- That's why it has the weird bits in
and why it tastes like oil.
- Now I know why all I can taste is coconut,
I hate coconut too.
- It's really lovely.
I love this one.
- Can we call it a Shannon?
- It tastes much better than it smells.
- It's like a really fucked up version of Malibu.
- You need lemon with that though.
Lemon and some ice, you know.
A little umbrella.
And maybe like some sun.
And a beach.
- Coconut water is really good for you as well.
It's great for hangovers.
You ever drink it after a hangover?
- So this is gonna fight the hangover straight away?
- Yeah.
- Coffee's better.
- Coffee's definitely better.
- Coffee was way stronger.
That was really really strong.
- It's not weird, it's beautiful.
And it's refreshing.
- It's like a good neighbor.
You're like ah it's very pleasant.
- It's pleasant yeah, they'll give your ball back
if you kicked it over the wall.
Like it's a.
- Yeah they won't be too angry if you bang their wife.
- Oh, ew.
What is it?
- Oh what have you done?
- Beer and what though?
Whiskey.
(loud laughing)
did you get that?
- Weird whiskey drinks.
Beer with what?
- Whiskey and beer.
- I think they're trying to be like edgy or something.
- I just think this is so silly.
- Why? Why would you do this?
- It smells nice.
- Carling.
- Is that a nice beer?
- No.
- Okay.
- This is gonna be tragic, oh.
- I shouldn't be doing whiskey beer.
That's not a thing.
Nobody drinks that.
- That's a little cheers I like to do.
Do it again.
- Yeah, it's okay.
- Yeah it's fine.
- Ah, it's a scumbag of a drink.
Isn't it?
- It's actually not bad.
- It's not bad, is it?
- I was looking at you being like he's gonna hate this.
I was like that's actually quite nice.
- I feel like I'm at a stag. As you said.
With Lora.
- Oh god yeah I got another hit of it.
- This might be my key to drinking beer.
- I'd be great on a stag.
- I'm sure you would.
- I'm such a lad.
- Pint a carling and would you throw a little whiskey in it?
- Oh that would rob your granny and rob her purse
for 5 euro and leave her dead.
- It actually improves Carling immensely.
- It really does.
- Yeah.
- Did you ever look at a beer from like down here man.
It looks great.
- Yeah no, I don't know.
Yeah no.
Because the beer is.
- No like it's just it ah...
- What just happened there?
- It happened to me with the coffee.
That's whiskey, you just go.
- It's actually really good.
I think both of us were expecting it to be absolute mock.
- Mm.
But it's not.
- It's smooth all the way down.
- What in the sweet land of divine Jesus is that?
- Ah, still floating in it.
- Oh no.
- No there's a bit of sediment in mine as well.
- I know what that's. - What's going on here?
- Oh, it smells like a Big Mac.
- Look at that smile.
Look at you, you absolute scallywag.
- Oh.
- Oh, is this pickle juice?
- I actually smell that now and I'd love a Big Mac.
I'm gonna get a Big Mac when I leave here.
- I'll get a Big Mac too.
- That's fucking, it's ketchup.
It's something that comes in.
It's in the spice cabinet.
No I know what it is.
- Pickle juice with whiskey.
That's weird. You're weird.
This is weird man. - That's weird.
- You are weird.
- Wait a minute, these aren't pickles,
they're gherkins.
- Oh, I know what it is.
Okay, let's just fucking do it, then we'll figure it out.
- Awful, terrible.
Oh my god.
It's like drinking water and vinegar.
- Woo.
- Ah no.
No.
- I like it.
- I actually like pickles.
- I like it.
- Like a birthday cake that's been dropped in a toilet.
- We need like a toothbrush.
- What we need, is more whiskey in it.
- It's like drinking the water that cleans urinals.
- You know, you know jars of pickles.
- It's like an onion.
- Yeah.
- Bit it's a pickle.
- The preservative.
- Are you emancipating pickles to me right now?
- Babe, babe.
- I know what a pickle is okay.
- No, no.
- I won't say I'm mad about it.
But I don't hate it.
- Pickle ocean drink.
That's what it should be called.
- No. No.
No.
- See now that's nice.
- I don't wanna be mean to the poor drink.
It's not his fault he's a monster.
I'd give it a two.
- I'd give it a solid three for effort.
- Mm.
- It's just not right.
- I think the coffee one was the first one.
Because you know, good standard.
The other might be an issue.
- The coconut water.
- It was fine.
Whiskey's fine. I like whiskey.
But mixing it with that stuff is just stupid.
- The coconut one was beautiful.
I will drink them till the cows come home.
- And you'd have a great night.
- [Together] Hey.
- Like and subscribe for every pickle she eats.
Better like.
Have another chomp.
Okay, I don't know.
It smells so bad.
- Really?
I love them so much.