- Your word is 90's cartoons.
- I was a child.
- All right. Hold up.
- I was a child.
- Check it. Aye yo, DC.
Boy, what's up?
Get fly on your girl like Darkwing Duck.
- Darkwing Duck.
That's a no.
I give your girl this bone like the Flintstone.
- Flintstone.
Boy, stop that. Watch Conceited built just like a Rugrat.
- Like a Rugrat.
He the fool.
I'll get on my knees and (bleep)
your girl like a Looney Toon.
- Backseat of my ride.
The back
seat
of my
ride.
- Backseat of my ride.
I got a cutie inside.
We about to pull up on my boy, DC.
- Backseat of my ride.
You already know that I'm fly.
Everybody round here know me.
- Top drive cause it's hot outside.
- Everybody know who
I feel fry.
- Keeping it high,
high as the sky
in the back
seat
of my
ride.
- Backseat of my ride.
- Go.
Go.
- Backseat of my ride.
- Go.
Go.
- Your topic is taking a test.
- Oh my goodness.
I am so sorry.
All of my goats,
all of my goats got loose.
That's why I am late to our date.
But I have a
- Oh, oh my goodness.
I can't believe it's you.
- Yes.
- I heard that
you know how to play the drum.
- I, can I hit your drum?
- Yes. Hit it.
- Oh.
- Oh my goodness.
Thank you for letting me hit your drum.
Look, I, I don't have a drum for you to hit
but you can have her because I am done with it.
- Messages in Jesus' DM.
- Where you go,
I go. I can't let that one go.
- What it is?
It's me again, big dog.
You heard me the first time, the third time,
the tenth time.
- What it is?
God, if you can just gimme one more hit.
It's Nick.
It's been so long since, I,
one more.
- He answers my prayers.
Won't he do it?
- Let's move on.
Let's move on.
- Hey, no move on.
(bleep) you need to tell your half piece to move on.
- That's what I'm saying.
We were going to be on your ***.
The (bleep) you mean?
- What it is?
- This is DJ D-Wrek,
and I've been bald for 13 years.
If you could just have them create something to
give me a hairline like a road manager.
Oh no, no. Go ahead, Fly.
- What it is?
This is DJ D-wrek again.
Lord, this hair piece is tight then a mother(bleep).
- Lord, uh,
this is D-wrek again.
Could you please make them make some man glue
that don't come off when you get in the shower?
- Nick. Nick. Nick.
May not know what you're saying.
May not, not, not, not
know what you're saying.
- They say oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Nick Cannon nipple do show.
I said oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Conceited him no more grow.
I say oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Do you see him look real slow?
I say oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Okay.
Come here.
Don't do that.
You lied.
And y'all knew that.
Listen fay, fay, fay, fay.
This got your hair
hat, hat.
- Ah, you thought you get me but it not go down.
The girl
teach me how to pull a lace front down.
- Give me Bobby J.
I need you here, Bobby J.
Give me Justina.
- Okay. Let's go.
Let's go.
- Justina, you ready?
- You **** right.
- Bobby J, you ready?
- I'm ready.
- Wanna root?
- I see he set the bar real low.
Bobby, it looks like your mom got pregnant off pre (bleep).
- Hey.
Ain't she built like one of the strippers
in Grand Theft Auto?
Hey. Let me, hold on.
Let me see you move like this.
Let me see you do it.
- Bobby.
- You out.
- There's a hater in the house.
You gonna get him?
- Let's get him.
- Hey, hold on.
Camera man.
Put the camera on Justina.
Goofy ***, up here
dressed like Nick's boot.
Come here.
- Stanky boot.
- Hey, cameraman.
Put the camera on Bobby's pants.
That's a parenthesis with nothing in between.
A wishbone.
- The back
seat
of my
ride.
- Backseat of my ride.
- Bobby, you
so little.
- Back seat of my ride.
This D is so official.
- Back seat of my ride.
You sweet as a Skittle.
- The back seat of my ride.
That was funny.
It tickled.
- Back seat of my ride.
I don't mess with you.
- The back seat of my ride.
I hate sitting next to you.
- Backseat of my ride.
I ain't stressing you, texting you.
Keep it real.
I never will have sex with you.
- Justina. Watch yourself.
You didn't come up with that by yourself.
Before the show started,
I seen you over there asking Con for help.
- Well that's a **** lie.
Texting the world.
You can't even rap with a girl.
We the fight.
Get it right.
I'm going to see that *** tonight.
You sweet, you salt.
I'm the boss.
Get your little shallow talk
off the brain, off the chain.
Shorty going to go off the name.
Dude disrespecting who?
I'll kill you and your crew.
I can do
I can do my thing and y'all will all get you.
- If you can let me rap,
I'll show you I really snap.
You said you selling records.
I know that
that's really cap.
I've been getting money
since (bleep).
Like way back.
Bobby J (bleep) down kind of like wave caps.
- Getting money way back
and that is all spent.
I talked to your homies,
I spoke with your friends.
It's amazing how you ain't have no saving.
Only thing that's on your resume from when
you retired is
That's So Raven.
- And I'm still spinning.
Give me checks,
and I'm in my city, yeah.
Bobby J done killing this.
Y'all know I'm so little, yeah.
Justina, you know you wrong.
Justina, you know you sick.
Show them why you the wild style queen
in this *****.
- I'm the wild style queen.
I guess you said it right.
And when you spit I tell him,
I mean it's really right.
- Let's go.
- And knock the door,
I spit it.
I mean I'm really tight.
Best ***** in the world
and I don't even need to ride it.
- Backseat of my ride.
Go.
- Your scene is a funeral casket.
- Hell, man.
Here lies Justina Walls, man.
That's crazy.
- And they used their tracks to make the drapes.
- ****.
- Oh my god.
Has anybody seen my little dog?
He's very small.
Ugly in the face.
Answers to Bobby J.
- Oh.
- Bobby J?
- Your scene is Blues Clues.
- Welcome to Blues Clues.
Today we're trying to find Justina's ***.
Can you guys find it?
- It's nowhere.
Nowhere.
- Ash, I don't want her.
- Brit, I don't want her.
- I don't want her.
- My dad owns Starbucks.
- My dad owns McDonald's.
- Well you know how we have to settle this.
- Let's go.
- You got her, *****.
- Whatever.
- But like no funny (bleep),
I'm gonna dead *** cheat on you.
For real.
- Are you ready, Brit?
- Yeah.
- Okay. Nicholas Cannon is so (bleep) fly.
- How fly is he?
- He paid off my student loans,
- and he paid for my new boobs,
- and he got me a Chanel bag.
- Got me a Baby Phat bag, Brit.
- You're a *****.
Whose room was he in last night?
- Are you (bleep) kidding me?
Ask him.
- Nick, who's your favorite?
- Seat
of my
ride.
- The backseat of my ride.
Me and V is back.
- Backseat of my ride.
Cause these (bleep) whack.
- Backseat of my ride.
We two black queens.
- Backseat of my ride.
We doing more stings.
- Backseat of my ride.
I made a milli, boo.
- Backseat of my ride.
I made a milli too.
- Backseat of my ride.
- Who we introducing?
Who we introducing?
- This is my Nana and she's 69.
She goes to church with us,
cause we're white and we get out on time.
- At the family reunion.
- Who we introducing?
- I bet I get him.
All right, watch this.
What's up, baby?
- Hey.
- You remind me of the 20 letters in the alphabet.
- (bleep) there's 26 letters in the alphabet.
- Silly me.
How could I forget the U, R, A, Q, T?
- Give him the buzzer.
Give him the buzzer.
No, no.
Hell no.
There is only 25, he's still missing one.
He can't count.
- I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Silly me.
You can get that D later.
- The topic is actors.
- Pick up and kill it,
and kill it,
and kill it.
- Pick up and kill it.
I betting you lost.
I'm Queen Latifa cause I said it all.
This going to go well.
I'm at Cascades looking for new, new in the ATL.
- ATL. Girl, I'll be cramming.
I beat it like Drum Line.
Just call me Nick Cannon.
Walk in the room.
You see me getting cry.
Told her, bring that *** here.
I'm like DC Young Fly.
- I'm in a bad mood, kind.
How you want
to get down?
- The chopper lift clips up.
- The chopper sit clips down
and put them in the ground.
- He's looking like the It clown.
See his chain?
Make him run it.
- ****. You turned him to Chris Brown.
- Look at Nick now.