We have wine for you if you feel stressed out.
I do need the wine.
I have lots of wine--
You do?
--your own wine.
I can have it.
Have some white wine.
I'd like to share with the audience.
But there's no--
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Yeah.
Next time, we'll do it.
That's a tease.
She doesn't have enough for the audience.
You're going to pass one bottle around.
You can take a swig and pass it around.
Don't worry about the flu going around.
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Am I the only one who drinks?
Oh, the flu.
Yeah, yeah, nobody's going to do that.
All right, I'm going to read a question.
And then you have to answer it honestly, and then
hit the buzzer, OK?
OK.
Ready?
Uh-huh, I'm ready.
When was the last time you had too much wine?
Last night.
OK.
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OK.
Am I going to win?
Yeah, it seems like you're winning already.
Finished this sentence.
Diane Keaton is--
She's trouble.
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Name a young star whose style you love.
Heh.
I think I know who you're going to say.
Who do you think?
I think Billie Eilish.
Amen.
Billie Eilish.
I just know you would like that kind of style.
No, I like her.
She's amazing.
What is one thing you tried that you will never do again?
Kiss Kris Kristofferson.
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Do I leave now?
I'm failing.
No.
Why--
The audience has had it with me.
Explain that.
Oh, my God.
It was a long time ago.
I was young.
It was a mistake.
I think he--
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He was very attractive at the time.
And--
[LAUGHTER]
You'll never do it again?
He didn't want it.
He didn't want my kiss.
[LAUGHTER]
He didn't want your kiss?
No!
Wow.
Sorry.
Have some wine.
What's the sexiest food?
Sexy food.
Sexiest food.
What do you stick your tongue in that's gooey?
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What's a sexy food that's gooey?
What do you stick your tongue in that's gooey?
Jell-O?
Or--
Jell-O you can't really stick your tongue in.
You can't quite go there.
No.
Something like--
Tapioca pudding?
--like a bad soup that's congealed?
And you just go like that?
That does sound sexy.
Like a bad soup that's congealed.
Well, it's got the right color.
It's the right color.
[LAUGHTER]
It's got the right color?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, because it's cream.
Isn't that what sex is about, cream?
[LAUGHTER]
Can I go?
Cause I was lying about Kris Kristofferson.
I never kissed him.
You never kissed him?
I never kissed him!
[LAUGHTER]
But I had to make something up!
If you were in an art class, who would you
want to be the nude model?
Oh.
Ellen, I would like it to be you.
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Oh, OK, thank you, thank you.
Because Ellen is good looking.
Yeah.
I like your shape.
Usually, Thursdays and Saturdays between 1:00 and 4:00
over at the promenade.
Name someone you would like to kiss.
Um, I would say that I would like
to kiss Kris Kristofferson.
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All right.
Can I leave now?
Yes, almost, almost.
Drink some more wine.
Brother and Sister: A Memoir is available tomorrow.
Everyone in the audience, this is it, beautiful.
You're going home with a copy of this book.
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