You know what really bugs me?
(dramatic music)
(laughs) Okay, okay that was dumb. I'm sorry.
No, what really bugs me is..
(dramatic music)
(laughs)
You didn't think I'd do it again, did you?
Okay okay, I'll stop, I'll stop for real, I won't do it again.
I won--maybe sometime later, but whatever.
What really bugs me
is when you're talking to a friend,
and they drop this at the end of the conversation:
(gasp) Oh my god, did you hear about John?
No, what happened?
Oh my god, it was so cray.
What was it?
It's just..heart wrenching stuff.
What?
Heart wrenching? No,
heart shattering.
WHAT
HAPPENED?
Well..
I'll tell you later.
What? Why?
Why can't you just..tell me right now,
while we're talking?
I mean, I could understand if it was like a high-stake situation
and there was no time..
Looks like this is it.
Yeah.
It's been great working with you, partner.
You too.
And now that we're gonna die together,
there's something I've always wanted to tell you.
What is it?
I've always wanted you to know that..
Wait!
I knew my paper clip quirk would come in handy!
I'm out!
Wait, Arden, what were you gonna say?
Be quiet, I need to concentrate if I'm going to defuse this.
I'll tell you later.
(beeping)
Dude, what were you gonna tell me, it's killing me! Arden: Will you shut up,
I am trying to defuse this bomb!
You can't just say that you're gonna say something and leave me hanging, dude.
That is messed up!
That is messed up, what if we die?!
You shut up--
(screams)
That? I can totally understand that.
But usually when someone says,
"I'll tell you later,"
it's when they have time to totally tell you what's going on.
And I don't understand it. Do they just not wanna get into a super long story at the moment?
Do they want to hype it up?
Do they enjoy the torture aspect of it?
I know.
Why?
I'll tell you later.
I'm Anna Akana.
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