Good morning everyone, it's 6:30 in the morning, thee ass crack of dawn here.
I have a couple interviews today some TV shows on Skype.
It's gonna be fun and the best part is,
I'm not wearing any pants.
"So this video just makes me smile, and just makes me happy".
Headed towards a meeting with my manager right now, yeah manager right? Big deal.
But I thought it might be fun if I read some of my comments while I'm in the uber.
"Who the fuck is this honkey chink."
"Sooo gay, man theres no way you are straight."
"I hope he dies the fucking faggot".
"This guy is so gay, is he a gay retard?"
"Your mom should tell you to shut the fuck up and crash the car".
You know, thanks for the heartwarming comments guys.
"You vlogging?"
Yeah.
Sup man, how's it going?
Alright, Matogee
I just want to say a quick thank you to everyone, whether you've been subscribed to me since
the beginning or just found out about me, the support has been crazy.
I've been doing YouTube for years and...
I don't want to cry like a little fucking bitch right now but it's just..
I can not thank you guys enough, fuck.
Ah just thank you. Okay, thank you.
Yo we got a bee in the apartment.
Hey stop bugging us, why don't you buzz off hahaha.
Fuck I hate myself.
One of my friends just gave me his Google Cardboard thing which you can see like virtual
reality and stuff like that.
I've never done it before so I'm excited.
Woah, oh my..
It's like I'm really there.
Oh my oh wow..
"Oh my Gosh"
So a lot of people have been asking me in the comments how I do my hair so I thought
I'd do a quick tutorial.
First you're going to take your gel product, or paste, or whatever, take a little bit,
then rub that evenly within your hands.
Take some eggs and just rub that right in there.
You're going to really want to massage this right into your scallop.
Now that we got that, yeah, looks like we're good to go guys.
Echo, when's the sunset tonight?
"Sunset is at 7:54 PM."
Technology these days man.
Echo, do you like my videos?
"Your videos suck and you have a small penis."
Made some wings for dinner but Jackson is really Catholic so we have to say grace first.
Grace.
Alright so, Sam and I are headed to a party now.
Yo I don't know guys, there's alcohol
here, you know I'm 19 years old I'm an innocent child of God okay and..
"oh hey what's up do you want a drink?"
Oh fuck yeah dude I'm not a fucking pussy.
Yo I think it's time for a quick little montage.
Ay guess who I'm hanging out with.
"Thomas, Gloria, Audrey, Anthonin, Sulivan".
If you guys don't know, I actually have a lot of French viewers so that's how I actually
got to know all these French YouTubers.
"We love you Motoki!"
Yo what the fuck are they saying.
Oh yes, I literally just checked Twitter and ya boy got verified.
Ayyyyy.
In the bathroom now, because it has good lighting. That's pretty much it for this video, I hope you
guys liked it, if you did, please give me a thumbs up to let me know.
Comment, subscribe, all that good stuff if you want.
I'll see you guys next Motoki Monday.