(Thump Thump Thump Thump ahh, Thump Thump Thump Thump ahh) (Playing with spoons music.)
This week's Music Monday will have you accepting questionable things from glory holes,
with Bilasa's (B1A4) "What's Happening?"
Ew, I don't know where your hands have been!
[B1A4] Every time I think about you, every day neol saenggakhae. Hey!
Every time I think about you, nan oneuldo
For starters, let me say how absolutely impressed I am by this. (Like my Bilasa shirt? Get it!)
BILASA
is a group I've always teased for being utterly ridiculous,
but this song, really, to me shows how much they've developed.
I don't think of this song as a joke, and in fact, I think that this is the best song they've ever made.
[Martina] I beg to differ!
[S] 30 seconds to disagree. Starting now!
[M] I'm surprised that you actually liked this song more than "Beautiful Target".
[S] I find Bilasa songs usually to be very silly, but I'm actually impressed by this song.
I know that it is a mesh match of a whole bunch of different genres,
but all of those different genres actually sounded really good, and I think that the song is great.
[M] It's not like I don't like the song, don't get me wrong.
It's just that I thought the chorus was very cutesy and childish compared to the book ending of the beginning and the ending
and that part that's all like geojitmal. I like that part better.
[S] I actually think that the whole pacing of the song works really well with like abruptly stopping
and then leading to the fever pitch of a chorus, and it's super effective.
[M] I... Do you think this song is not as good as "I Like Like Like it like this"?
(Timer is beeping) mmmh.
[Both] Good day, Sir.
Breaking News story for tonight, a man in Brooklyn has been brutally murdered
while attempting to first base it with his girlfriend.
The incident occurred at 4:32 A.M. after five Korean boys were found to be harassing them
in their home. They reportedly banged on their doors for hours until they finally broke in
by jump kicking through the door and then farting out feathers.
The victim, Higgletons Biggletons, was then decapitated by the assailants with a pillow
while his girlfriend was forced to participate in a ritualistic dance around the deceased's body.
Police have acquired the shocking footage from the crime scene,
which conveniently had three security cameras inside of the room.
The suspects, known in their native land as Bilasa, are considered armed and dangerous,
and civilians are warned not to approach them if you see them.
They are also suspected in another string of murders in southern Baltimore,
where eight young girls, aged between 13 and 19,
were victims of ritualistic devouring of their hearts.
Next up in entertainment news, in CL's latest teaser, she totally copies Martina's hairstyle.
Bitch (Bleep).
Hi and welcome back to Fangirling with Fangurilla.
I'm your host, Seungrina. Hi, girls! (Audience cheers)
Yeah. Today, we're talking about "What's Happening" by Bilasa, conqueror of kitties.
Oh, boy. Those boys are becoming so hot. They definitely can conquer my kitty.
You know what I'm talking about. Ain't that right? Ooh, you're so nasty.
Yeah! Ah, we're both nasty. (Valentine) (laughs)
But, let me tell you, I am so jealous of that girl being pervertedly spied on by Bilasa.
They can set up a spy cam all over her house: on the floor, on the ceiling, even through the door,
and they're watching her every move.
Hey, if they did that for me, I'd give them a show worth watching!
(*Fanfic moment*) (Fangirling music)
Plus, she looks totally fake, like she had way too much plastic surgery.
Am I right, girls? You know what I'm talking about.
And one last thing, (deep voice) don't you dare touch my CNU oppa or I'll cut you!
Anyway, that's it for this week's episode,
and remember girls: "I'm not ugly, I'm exotic" Yeah. (Cheering) That's right.
(Spoon playing music) (The dance)
So, this dance, which is unusually placed at the end of the music video, is pretty fantastic.
BILASA!
I've always focused on dances that are lighthearted rather than complicated or like technically difficult, like a SHINee, Infinite, or Taeyang dance.
But, this dance was both lighthearted and complicated in a way that matches them perfectly:
it's kind of like a toy soldier dance.
But it does kind of remind me of Perfume's dance in "Spending All My Time",
which is a wicked song and video if you haven't seen it, and yes I just talked about Jpop.
(What?!)
(Martina was deported three days later)
(More Spoon Playing Music) (The English)
As for the English of the song, I give this a...
3 out of 5. That was not the Macarena.
Yes, shocking!
Bilasa do not get a feeling great for their English. Ain't that something?
They even say, baby, I want your beautiful love, hey.
And sure, it is a clusterfuck of a sentence, but put in the context of "Oh, my beautiful docky, you joom joom my heart like a locket."
I view it as a great success, and a step forward for the conqueror of kitties.
My Bilasa, how you've grown, into an acceptable three out of five.
(Even more spoon playing music) (The Showdown)
Last week, we asked you to choose between 2PM's come back someday after a not so long time in the future sometime and things, something like that,
and Super Junior's "Spy" for the best dapper looking, adult male look.
And... you chose... with 500 votes more,
2PM. (Winner) (Kids cheering: yay!) Don't forget to check out their next video by the way.
It's called, "Hi! This is 2PM! And we like girls a lot, especially hot chicks, and we make out with them all the time.
And this entire video is about making out." (JYP!)
That was the abbreviated title. You don't want to know the full title.
This week we ask you to choose between Bilasa and SHINee for the best fun box set video.
You know we mostly don't like box sets in Kpop videos, but these two are actually quite cool.
Cast your votes in the comments or on our Facebook poll, and we'll announce the winners next week.
[Seungrina] Oh my god! You should review 2PM!
But that video is old now! EX-O is coming out and so is CL. Don't you want to see those?
[Seungrina] Ha. I knew you'd say that. I'll kill you!
You probably will, you sexy exotic lady, you. (Blows a kiss) (Intoxication music)
[Seungrina] Oh, you're, you're flirting with me?
(Creepy dramatic music) Ahhhhhh!!!
Anyhow, let us know who we should talk about for next week's Music Monday,
by heading on over to our website and voting there.
[Martina] Hey, Simon! You didn't even talk about the cool editing in this video!
[Simon] But we will talk about that in our blog post,
so make sure you click here,
if you want to read more of our thoughts about this video.
Also, we're going to announce the winner of the 2PM CD from our last Music Monday, remember that two weeks ago?
It's in the blooper reel, which Spudgy will point to as he sings and dances, so check that out,
and if you like this video, give it a like or leave us a comment, letting us know what you think.
Take it away, no longer dirty Spudgy.
[Sp] Maybe you should subscribe because it's so cool, yeah!
You should also check out the bloopers: they're cool too.
This song has too many, um, I forgot actually how the song goes.