hello
hello hello i saw you on the television last night mr hen and i think we should talk who is this to
the words vital facts that could prevent a tragic and unnecessary end for the big fellow ring a bell
nancy it's right with dr rightwood yes how are you
fine can we get together sure anytime now this afternoon well
come to the house how about dinner
sorry bad connection you're up near index right
just take the i-5 right into town we're in the wallingford section
george what are you doing
you i'm wallace wrightwood
dr rightly may i come in yes of course you can nancy this is uh
dr wrightwood he's the curator of the bigfoot museum i told you about
i'm pleased to meet you likewise thank you these are beautiful oh this is our daughter sarah
hello oh and uh this is our son ernest ernie hello hello this is dr rightwood something sure smells
good oh that's dinner roast beef
mom where's the roast ah the roast
i'll get it hot the roast is uh resting in a shallow unmarked grave in the backyard
oh right well there's plenty of other stuff
are you vegetarians
but sometimes it depends on the guests
as you probably know your dad paid me a visit the other day at my museum
i liked him and what i'm gonna say now just might save his life
i don't understand when i was younger i used to have a good job working as a lab scientist
life was great and then something happened on a hunting trip down there 50 years ago that let
the air out of everything i went off for a walk one day in the woods i heard a russell behind
me then i smelled something that made my eyes water and my lungs smoke by the time i turned
around all i saw was a streak of fur on the ground there was a footprint a big footprint
so i was uh hooked from that moment on i started spending all the time i could spare
searching for the beast and i spent time i couldn't spare that's how i lost my job
and my friends so sad well i didn't tell it so you could cry in your sprouts or
whatever that is darling i'm telling it so that your father won't make the same mistake well
i appreciate what you're saying dr rightwood but there's a big difference between your
story and mine not as big as you think maybe even bigger no no you're kidding yourself
i remember what you told me when you came into my shop
bigfoot can come live with us we'll accept the responsibility
can't you imagine what a bigfoot would do to your home yeah well i can you're good people
i'm gonna say this once i'm gonna say it's simple and i hope to god for your sake you all listen
there are no abominable snowmen there are no sasquatches there are no big feet
am i missing something
oh lord lord god dr wrightwood say hello to harry
to sit
we haven't quite perfected it yet
hungry
he lives here with you temporarily
you