Jordan? Maya - nice to meet you! Pleasure, how are you ?
I'm pretty good. How are you? Are you coming from the gym?
No, why? You look like that?
Well, at least you're tall. Let's go. Where are we going? Uh so there's a lot of bars on the street.
we can find something - uh do you have any preferences? I thought you already picked the place?!
Well - I was supposed to and it was hard to find a spot and I couldn't find one right now. (Speaking in Croatian)
I got this - okay nice.
I'm really impressed you got the spot here. When I called they told me they were fully booked in.
Really? Don't worry I'll teach you. (Zivjeli) That is Croatian for cheers.
Zivjeli? Zivjeli.
Are you okay? No, no, I'm good.
What's that? It's medicine.
Stop crying, I need to disinfect it. I love your hair. Oh thank you thank you very much. I think
your phone is ringing. Don't worry about it - I'm on a date with you, I don't want to answer my
phone now. I'll just - um so I'm a writer. You're writer? Oh wow - really? Yeah I've been ready for
like a year in a bit now actually. What do you write? What kind of writer? I've been uh -
Maybe it's urgent? I don't think so it's my mom and
she's probably calling to tell me that somebody's pregnant and it's not me.
I think you should answer that - I think so too - she won't stop calling, sorry.
Okay - please can you wave to my mom? Because she won't stop calling - mommy
Cheers! How's your finger? Fantastic. That's good, I told you Nairaki is magical
I'm sorry guys - thank you thank you thank you very much very nice.
Oh you ordered a burger? Yes this is America - You know you really shouldn't eat meat. Why not?
Well I mean animals, they have feelings. Listen Jordan - I came here from Croatia
last week and I just learned that people have feelings, give me a break!
did you enjoy the program it's really good yeah let me just get that from viva america thank you
Thank you - you're really nice, very nice. Tell me more about your book? Um
well um, I'm writing up this book about a story about this guy he falls in love with
this woman who's on the other side of the planet - I'm so sorry, oh god I really don't -
I don't know what's wrong them!
my family is insane.
Let's go. Wait but we gotta split the bill first -We?
What you didn't have fun? No I did you know, so -
let's go
Take 3 -
Give me a break!
Ciao America, I have arrived!