-Here's what people are talking about --
some big news out of Washington.
Today President Trump officially removed
Anthony Scaramucci as his communications director.
And this is a little awkward,
when Scaramucci called an Uber
to pick him up at the White House,
Sean Spicer was driving. [ Laughter ]
-That's not good. -Can you imagine the odds?
The odds of that happening. -Awkward.
-That's right.
Scaramucci lost his job after just 10 days,
following an obscene interview with
You know it's bad when you get fired after 10 days
and everyone's still like, "What took you so long?"
[ Laughter and applause ] That's bad.
So he's out. He's out after just 10 days.
So Scaramucci is gone,
but his cologne will linger forever.
[ Laughter ]
And get this, Scaramucci's official start date
was supposed to be August 15th.
[ Laughter ]
Or as Trump put it, "See, we're setting so many records.
[ Laughter ]
"He's the first person to ever get fired
before they start working."
[ Applause ] "We're setting so many records."
And it came out that
Scaramucci actually missed the birth of his son last week
because he was with Trump.
So he -- this is real --
he texted his wife congratulations.
[ Audience "ohh"s ]
Trump was like,
"You don't text your wife after she has your baby.
You tweet her." [ Laughter and applause ]
Tweet.
That's right, last week was the craziest week yet
for the Trump White House,
and when things get crazy,
the GOP turns to its fans for support.
Luckily, the GOP's biggest fan is with us tonight.
So here to offer them some words of encouragement
is GOP fanboy John Early.
Hey, John. [ Cheers and applause ]
-[ Laughs ]
Thank you so much for this popcorn, Jimmy.
[ Laughs ]
-Now, please.
So, what do you have to say to the GOP?
-To my boys in the GOP,
don't let those haters get you down!
Despite some minor hiccups this past week,
and every week before that,
you guys continue to slay all day!
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Now, John, on Friday,
Reince Priebus was forced out as chief of staff,
after just six months in the position.
Do you have a message for Mr. Priebus?
-Keep your chin up, Reince.
[ Laughter ]
Daddy's not -- sorry, Donald's not mad, just disappointed.
Take your time out to think about what you've done.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-And Priebus leaving just came a day after
Anthony Scaramucci called
to rant about Priebus and Steve Bannon,
and now he's fired.
Do have any words of support for Scaramucci?
-Keep telling it like it is, "Mooch"!
We as a nation love that you're not PC and/or fake.
Enjoy that time off, babe.
I hope you spend it like Steve Bannon would,
by sucking your own --
-Oh, hey! John, John, John, John, John.
[ Laughter and applause ] John.
-What?
-John, you're on national television.
-I can't hear anything you're saying right now.
I think it's a connection-based issue.
[ Laughter ]
-We'll work on that.
Well, finally the GOP is having a lot of trouble
getting a new health care bill passed.
President Trump has called out the Republican Senators
on Twitter, telling them
they need to repeal and replace Obamacare.
Anything you want to say to Donald Trump about this?
-Stay strong, D.T.
You better work!
And by work, I mean needlessly take away the health care
from the very people you promised to protect.
Who hurt you?
[ Applause ]
-GOP fanboy John Early, everyone.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughing ]
And we talked about this last week.
President Trump responded to a letter from a 9-year-old boy,
nicknamed "Pickle," who wrote in
to say that he was a fan of the president.
Well, Pickle actually went on "Fox and Friends" this weekend.
Take a look at his reaction to one of their questions.
-You know, a lot of kids write letters to the White House,
but not all of them get an answer
from the president himself.
What did you think when you heard
the president had read your letter
and wants to be your friend?
What'd you think, buddy? -What'd you think?
[ Laughter ]
-You're shocked? [ Laughter ]
-That kid was so good at avoiding questions,
Trump named him White House communications director.
[ Laughter and applause ] -Wow.
-Today. -Today.
-Pickle.
Pickle -- Pickle is in the White House.
And finally, I read that five baby flamingos
were just born at the Sacramento Zoo.
[ Audience "aww"s ]
And this was nice, the mother even got a text
from Anthony Scaramucci saying congratulations.