- The Oscars was amazing.
No, genuine--
It was my first time there.
I'm eternally grateful to anyone who made it happen.
I was in heaven, I was like, this is genuinely insane.
Everyone tries to act fancy about it.
I see people tweeting all the time.
Oh, nobody cares about the Oscars.
Who cares?
I don't care about that, I don't care.
And then it's like, Helen Mirren?
Was that Helen Mirren?
Oh my God, Daniel Craig!
I care.
I care now!
I care.
People try and act cool all they want, man.
No matter who you are around the world, you watch movies.
Do you know what I mean?
Movies that'll make you happy, movies that'll make you sad.
These people, you see them as part of your life,
you've grown up with them,
and then when you see them in person,
it's a magical experience.
It genuinely is.
The event was amazing,
and there's all these after parties that come afterwards,
and I didn't know about these things.
There's the main event,
and then there's the first after party,
and then there'll be the next after party.
It's called the Vanity Fair after party,
and it's super, super exclusive, and then you go there,
and so we get there,
and this is also where you see levels of fame and stuff,
which I really love,
'cause we're all standing in line.
Everyone there has achieved something in some way,
you know what I mean?
So I'm standing there, it's myself, it's Terry Crews,
you know what I mean?
You're standing in the line with people who people know.
It's Keegan-Michael Key, there he is.
It's like, yeah, we've done stuff.
You know us.
And then we're moving forward, and then they stop us.
They're like, please move aside!
Jennifer Lopez is coming through!
And literally we're all like, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
And J-Lo walks in, and she goes and she stands there,
and this was the funniest thing,
'cause there's all these photographers
taking pictures, right?
And they're taking pictures of us
while we're standing there.
And then when J-Lo comes,
it's almost like the photographers
wish they could un-take our pictures.
They wish they could be like
ah, I wish I hadn't wasted any battery on these men.
'Cause she, I don't know if you saw the pictures of her,
she looked ama...
She had this glitter-ball gown thing.
There was like mirrors, it was reflecting.
So she's walking through,
and everyone is just like, she looks stunning.
Everyone just wanted a picture of her.
We didn't exist anymore as people, as anything.
Even my iPhone started deleting my own pictures
by itself.
It was just like, no, no, make space.
Take pictures of J-Lo.
I was like, this is my family!
Screw your family, Trevor!
Take pictures of J-Lo!
So that was one after party.
And then,
in my opinion, probably the best after party of the night
was the Jay-Z-Beyonce after party.
(audience oohing)
Yeah.
And it's like the coolest thing ever.
There's no social media, there's no anything.
It's just people having a great time,
and everyone is just having fun.
But again, it's a little weird.
'Cause if you're not used to it,
there are moment when you go this is surreal.
All right?
'Cause one moment I'm on the dance floor,
I'm dancing,
because the DJ Black Coffee was there,
a South African DJ, amazing.
So I'm dancing, I'm like yeah, South Africans!
South Africans!
And then Usher comes onto the dance floor,
and he's like, let's dance.
And it's like, no!
No!
No, Usher.
No, you're like a professional.
No!
The rest of us are just like hey, hey!
And then Usher's like move, move, to the other one,
to the thing, do it all, yeah, bap.
And it's like, no.
There should be like a professional dance floor,
and then a dance floor for the rest of us.
This is bull.
The rest of us are just making our bodies move,
and Usher's dancing.
It's like what's next, karaoke with Beyonce?
No, it's not fair.
It's not fair.
You go dance over there.
And speaking of, Beyonce and Jay-Z,
just the sweetest, nicest people.
This was the weirdest moment of my night and maybe my life.
I will see where I categorize it.
I'm on the dance floor,
everyone's having a good time,
and then Beyonce starts walking in my direction.
So I'm like, oh, I should move, right?
'Cause it's Beyonce.
Where she is going is not to me.
(audience laughing)
I'm like, I must move.
It's Beyonce!
And also I do not want the Bey-hive coming after me,
'cause they're like, yo, you blocked Beyonce's path.
I don't want to be involved in this.
So she walks towards me,
so I turn to move out of the way,
but it turns out she was coming to say hi.
She says hi to everybody,
like a nice hi.
You'd think she'd be sitting in a box waving.
No!
She's saying hi, and she's really cool,
and she comes over to say hi,
but now I'm moving away from her,
and she's trying to come in and hug me and say hi,
and I'm moving,
and then I realize I'm making Beyonce do this weird move.
And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, Beyonce!
I'm so sorry!
It was,
yeah, it was...
If it never happens again, it's fine.
I'm done.