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Parker: LAST NIGHT MITCH AND I WENT ON A JET BOAT RIDE
THAT RESULTED IN A PRETTY BAD CRASH,
AND IT'S A PRETTY SERIOUS [BLEEP] UP ON MY PART.
Narrator: PARKER WAS DRIVING THE JET BOAT AT HIGH SPEED,
HIT A ROCK, AND LANDED ON TOP OF MITCH.
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I FEEL LIKE A REAL PIECE OF [BLEEP].
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WENT OUT AROUND THE RIVER, PARKER WAS DOING REALLY GOOD,
BUT WE CAME AROUND A CORNER AND JUST A WALL OF ROCKS,
NOWHERE TO GO.
WE ALMOST MADE IT THROUGH, BUT WE DIDN'T.
HIT THE ROCK, BOAT LEANED UP ON THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE,
I WENT INTO THE SIDE OF THE BOAT.
PARKER CAME INTO ME,
I HEARD A BIG SNAP -- AND I'VE BROKE BONES BEFORE,
I KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND IS.
I KNEW RIGHT WHEN IT HAPPENED IT WAS BROKE,
SO I JUST GRABBED ONTO MY RAINCOAT
AND JUST HELD 'ER TIGHT AND STARTED WALKING OUT.
IT WAS PROBABLY ABOUT TWO MILES
FROM WHERE WE HAD TO PARK THE BOATS
TO WHERE WE COULD GET BACK TO THE PICKUPS.
GOT A HELICOPTER AND HERE WE ARE.
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I THINK HE'S GOT A BROKEN ARM.
I'M JUST GONNA SEE HIM NOW.
I FEEL [BLEEP] TERRIBLE.
HELLO.
HEY, MAN.
WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?
[BLEEP] MITCH.
HERE'S THE X-RAY.
OH MY [BLEEP].
YEAH, I DON'T THINK THERE'S A QUESTION THERE.
YEAH, I'M NOT A DOCTOR,
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT.
SOUNDS LIKE WE GOTTA GET SOME PLATES AND SOME SCREWS
AND BEEF 'ER UP A LITTLE BIT.
IT'S KINDA LIKE BREAKING A WASH PLANT,
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA PUT SOME MORE PARTS ON IT
TO GET IT BACK TOGETHER.
I'M SO [BLEEP] SORRY, MAN.
UH, WE JUST STOPPED REAL QUICK
AND MY ARM WAS THE SOFTEST THING
BETWEEN THE SIDE OF THE BOAT AND US.
WE DID STOP IN A HURRY. YEAH.
OH, MY [BLEEP].
WELL, MAN, I MEAN, IT COULDA BEEN WAY WORSE.
IT COULDA BEEN. YEAH.
[ SIGHS ]
TWO MORE CARS, ONE PLANE.
NO WORRIES.
Narrator: THE NEAREST ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON
IS AT WHITEHORSE HOSPITAL,
330 MILES AWAY.
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Parker: IT'S MY OWN DAMN FAULT,
BUT THIS IS THE LAST THING WE NEEDED THIS SEASON
AND IT'S THE LAST THING MITCH NEEDS IN HIS LIFE.
MITCH IS MUCH LESS OF AN EMPLOYEE
AND MORE OF A, YOU KNOW, FRIEND
AND I JUST DON'T WANT THERE
TO BE ANY LASTING ISSUES, YOU KNOW.
LIKE, I MEAN, [BLEEP] THE GOLD.
I JUST HOPE HE'S ALL RIGHT.
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