- Here I go again, why I am doing this. What's up? Yo, what's up girl?
- [Jason] So, tell me a little bit about yourself.
- Okay, so basically I'm a Taurus but you know what, I'm also a Virgo because my sign
rises in Virgo so I'm like really smart like that.
- [Jason] What's this?
- I actually fermented and made my own kombucha at home, it's from my own recipe, would you like some?
Do you ever do anything separate?
- Why?
- [Jason] Very nice to meet you.
(She is speaking Japanese)- [Jason] Oh, you speak Japanese, that's great.
- [Jason] Okay.
- You didn't have to ask me out, I just knew you were gonna be here.
- Om. Om.
- [Jason] So, a little about me, I was adopted kinda tragically.
- I just wanna have babies right now.
- Hey, oh my God, it's so nice meeting you in person. You're really cute, oh wow do you
work out?
- [Jason] You are way different in person than you are in your picture.
- If you're dating her, then we're kinda the same person, so it's kinda like you're dating
me too, so you should be paying for my stuff too.
- Which is a big score for you.
- It's a big win for you because you get to be seen with two girls, and what guy does
not want that? Because you're straight, right?
- I don't look like my pictures?
- [Jason] You look better.
- I haven't taken my OOTD today, so can you? Are you good with photos?
- [Jason] What's OO--
- Outfit of the day, like, what are you wearing?
- Oh my God, so scandalous! The older man with the younger girl, but I probably have
more money than you so it's not really like gold digger.
- Hey! Watch it lady! I'm on a date here. That was so rude!
- Get like from, okay never mind, never mind, thank you!
- I mean, we had so much fun together.
- [Jason] The last time you were at my place, you started a fire, and my landlord was really
mad, so.
In broken English "Los Angeles"
- [Jason] This is a waste.
- I am sensing such a negative energy, so we're just gonna make the energy go away.
Go away, negative energy! Flee!
- I wanna take you back to my place. Dress you up in my clothes. And I wanna put makeup
and a wig on you. And I wanna have sex with you like you're me.
- The biggest golden rule, take it away Jenna.
- You can't touch us.
- Say it. Say it with me, Flee from us!
- [Jason] Flee from--
- Hashtag Tinder, hashtag date at the bar, hashtag not going so well?
- [Jason] Gonna do a shot?
- Oh shots? Barkeep! We need one shot and I'll have a cosmo! So fun drinking with you!
I just want to get totally drunk, and totally naked.
- [Barkeep] Sorry.
- Oh my God, do I need to do your job for you? Clean that up!
He's such an idiot or what?
- This is nasty!
- [Jason] Two trains, they just crashed into each other my mom was on one, and my dad was
on the other.
- We have a punishment jar where you have to put 10 bucks in every time you accidentally
touch me. If you accidentally kiss me then that requires $100, because I would be deeply
offended.
- [Jason] This sounds expensive.
- Well, we're worth it!
- You would look good in floral.
- [Jason] I don't wanna wear flowers.
- You would look good in floral.
- You liked it. It turned you on!
- [Jason] Ow!
- Who's my naughty boy?
- [Jason] I'm not your naughty boy.
- Oh Paco.
- I can see if you're open to it, us having beautiful children. Black children.
- Yeah, come here boy! Come here boy! Come here.
- [Jason] Ow! Ow!
- I love you. Oh my God, is that too soon? Is that too soon? I love you.
Oh my God Mom hi, I totally met the one. I don't know, I haven't seen it. I don't know, I don't
know what size it is. I can't see. I can't see through his pants but I love him. And he loves me!
- I look at you and I feel like we have a lot in common. Like probably a lot more than you know...
- Sit. Sit.
- [Jason] I'm already sitting!
- Oh my God Oh my God, I love you. I love you, oh my God. And what was your name again?
- Jason, are you crying?
- [Jason] Well, I guess I blew it.
- Oh my God, I've had so much to drink tonight. I'm gonna go to the little wa-wa room and
take a big old dump.
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