- Fruit lovers assemble.
- [Orange] Me and Little A
are gonna play with our Wii (laughs).
- [Apple] Little A?
Is that my new nickname?
- [Orange] Yep, just invented it.
- [Apple] Well, it sure beats what you normally call me.
Whaddya wanna play?
- [Orange] You know what I wanna play.
♫ Wii bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, what
♫ Wii bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, c'mon
- [Apple] Aaugh, stop it.
- [Orange] (laughing) bowling.
- [Apple] Alright, two players.
We get this game going.
- [Orange] And wave my controller.
- [Apple] Orange, keep your, keep your controller still.
- [Orange] I'm waving it around.
- [Apple] Wait, Orange knock it off.
- [Orange] Okay, I'll stop now.
Ah great, this is always really awkward.
- [Apple] Yeah, when are they gonna offer a no hands option?
I mean really Nintendo, it's so insensitive.
Alright, who should I be?
- [Orange] Obviously that small red guy in the corner.
Duh (laughs).
- [Apple] Touche.
- [Orange] Okay, looks like I'm player B
and you're player C.
The C must stand for
can't reach stuff on high shelves (laughs).
- [Apple] Yeah, well the B stands for butthead.
- [Orange] Nope, the B stands for baller (laughs).
Okay, okay, quiet.
I need to focus if I'm gonna roll the world's first
thanksgaming turkey.
- [Apple] Thanksgaming turkey?
- [Orange] Yeah, it's when you roll three strikes in a roll,
and then gobble like a turkey
until your opponent gets so annoyed
he storms out of the room.
- [Apple] I can't wait.
- [Orange] Well I guess the ole thanksgiving turkey
will have to wait until later in the game,
but let's see if I can pick up this sweet, sweet spare.
- [Apple] Don't miss it Orange.
- [Orange] I won't.
- [Apple] Don't miss it Orange.
- [Orange] I won't.
- [Apple] Don't miss it.
- [Orange] I won't.
- [Apple] Don't miss it.
(arguing)
- [Orange] Not gonna miss it, not gonna miss it.
- [Apple] Oh, no.
- [Orange] Ahh, I missed it.
I missed it even worse than you miss out on adult size rides
at the carnival.
- [Apple] Aaugh.
(laughing)
Alright, here's where Little Apple takes the lead.
- [Orange] Nice, pink ball you got there.
- [Apple] I didn't pick it, the game did.
- [Orange] Yeah, the game knew.
It knew you wanted a pink ball.
- [Apple] I didn't want a pink ball.
I just got one at random.
- [Orange] (laughs) I'm so in your head right now.
- [Apple] That's it.
I'm gonna roll a thanksgaming turkey before you do.
- [Orange] Oh, you sure about that?
- [Apple] Come on.
- [Orange] Oh, not like that your not (laughs).
- [Apple] Quiet you.
Quit talkin' trash all the time.
Just stop talkin' trash.
- [Orange] Hey Little Apple, can you..
- [Apple] What.
- [Orange] Spare a moment?
- [Apple] It's getting really, really old.
- [Orange] Hey Little Apple, guess what?
- [Apple] What?
- [Orange] You dare to spare in your underwear?
Cuz I do.
- [Apple] Just stop it, stop (laughing).
- [Orange] Made you laugh, made you laugh.
- [Apple] No you didn't.
You did not.
- [Orange] Alright, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon,
c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
Ah, so close.
- [Apple] Whaddya call three spares in a row?
A lane duck.
- [Orange] Hahaha, I like that.
- [Apple] So, whaddya doing?
- [Orange] Shh, I'm trying to focus on getting this spare.
- [Apple] What, by looking at it?
- [Orange] Yes, I'm visualizing the spare.
- [Apple] Okay, but Or--
- [Orange] No, no zip the lip.
- [Apple] But Orange.
- [Orange] Shushy pants.
- [Orange] Shush gravy.
Shushy burgers.
- [Apple] Would you just go. - [Orange] Shush bacon.
- [Apple] Stop it. - [Orange] Shush and butts.
- [Apple] Aaugh.
- [Orange] Alright, alright, thinking good thoughts.
Imagining I have arms.
Okay, okay, okay.
Here.
We.
Go.
Oh yeah, alright it worked.
- [Apple] I'm trying not to think of all the things
I could've accomplished while waiting for you
to make that rule.
- [Orange] Like grow a couple inches?
- [Apple] Oh, would you knock it off.
Alright, that's it.
Just because of that, I'm rolling a strike.
Right now. - Sure, sure.
- [Apple] Here it comes.
In your face. - Yeah, keep talking.
- [Apple] C'mon.
Yeah, I called it.
- [Orange] You actually did.
- [Apple] Oh yeah, rockin' n rollin'
and trollin' for some bowling.
Yeah.
- [Orange] Wow, I didn't know you had such a big ego
could fit in a small package.
- [Apple] Whatever.
You're just jelly.
Alright, alright.
Let's get that spare.
- [Orange] Don't do it.
- [Apple] Oh yeah.
- [Orange] Oh man.
- [Apple] That's right, that's right.
Little Apple taking the big lead.
- [Orange] Oh don't you worry.
I got some tricks underneath my peel still.
- [Apple] Yeah, but you're gonna have to play amazing
in the last frame to catch up to me.
- [Orange] Yeah I know, I need to get a turkey.
And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
- [Apple] Last chance, don't blow it.
- [Orange] Oh don't worry, I won't.
I plan on having some winner, winner, Thanksgiving dinner.
C'mon strike.
- [Apple] No.
- [Orange] Yeah.
- [Apple] That was lucky.
That was lucky.
- [Orange] Hey, when I get this turkey
I'm gonna gobble so long and so loud
you'll have to put stuffing in your ears to make it stop.
- [Apple] You're not gonna roll a turkey.
You still have to roll two more strikes in a row dude.
- [Orange] Indeed I do.
Here goes nothing.
- [Apple] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- [Orange] Boo ya.
- [Apple] I can't believe that.
- [Orange] Can you smell it?
Can you smell it Little Apple?
I smell a turkey cooking.
- [Apple] Would you just roll already.
We'll see who's laughing after this.
- [Orange] We sure will, and in honor of Thanksgiving
I will bowl this last strike with my eyes closed.
- [Apple] Bologna.
- [Orange] Nope, I'm doing it.
Please verify to the audience that my eyes are closed.
- [Apple] Fine, they're closed.
- [Orange] And here goes.
- [Apple] There's no way.
- [Orange] Oh, yeah.
What, no way.
- [Orange] Oh yeah.
- [Apple] No way.
- [Orange] Hey guess what Little Apple?
- [Apple] What?
(gobbling)
- [Apple] No, stop it.
Stop it.
Quit it.
Okay, that's it, I'm leaving.
Goodbye.
Alright, you win.
I'm leaving.
- [Orange] Where you going, come back.
- [Apple] No, I'm not coming back.
- [Orange] Okay, but I have one more thing to say to you.
- [Apple] What is it?
(gobbling)
- [Marshmallow] Television.
Wow.
Oh my goodness.
I love you TV.
You're my best friend.
Oh, let's go.
Let's go on an adventure to the dancing lights.
Whee.
Alright.