Welcome to Cross Training Enduro!
More than 100 free training vids for riders on bike setup.
And basic, intermediate and advanced skills.
How good are our videos?
We are the 27th most watched dirt channel in Uzbekistan.
We have won the Polished Turd Award five years in a row.
And we have a world record 25 class action lawsuits for inaccurate coaching information.
Why are called cross training?
We have a focus on hard enduro, and most of the pro riders are former trials champions.
So we apply trials techniques to enduro techniques,
with coaching tips from some of Australasia's best riders:
Tim Coleman, Chris Birch, Ruben Chadwick and Trevor Campbell.
We even have tips from the hard enduro meister himself, Graham Jarvis.
Oh yeah. You just need to teach the bike.
So I can get on their bike.
Teach the bike how to do it.
Then it's all good to go.
The real fun starts when you see us middle aged dirt muppets trying to learn hard enduro skills.
And speaking of fun, we do try to seriously present the best training tips possible.
But we think dirt riding should be fun... and a bit dumb!
So we include tips on how to keep a KTM running.
How to manage your gimp.
How to enlarge your testicles.
How to manage diseases. Which body protection to use.
How to buy Graham Jarvis' condom catheter.
What to wear.
The best cigarettes.
And better riding with beer.
The dirt riding is getting too commercial for our liking.
Everyone is trying to sell you shit you don't need,
convince you to buy the latest model dirt bike with 1mm extra suspension travel.
Offering prizes, bombarding you with ads.
Pushing the products they get kickbacks for.
We reckon it's 80% the rider and 20% the bike.
So our focus is on learning to ride better instead of obsessing over
which tyres to fit or spending millions on your suspension or billet alloy gas cap.
So we actively avoid sponsorship.
(But we do run ads our vids).
It also means we can do no bulldust reviews.
Manufacturers make some really bad mistakes.
And there is a lot of dodgy crap being sold out there.
Instead of glowing reviews for kickbacks or free product, we will try to keep the bastards honest.
Whether it's EVS pretending their knee guards are knee braces, strap brackets rusting on
Airoh, Leatt and Suomy helmets, lack of quality control on Sidi Crossfire boots.
And our bike reviews will actively look for known issues and problems,
not just the usual positive blurb.
So how do we keep this leaky ship afloat without sponsorship or kickbacks?
0.03% of my Youtube subscribers have become supporters.
So for about a dollar a week they get a tediously long supporters vid every week.
And lifetime supporters get over 300 of these extra crappy vids sent out.
This just manages to pay the bills.
And occasionally when there's some extra left over it buys
a house for Cambodian family living in poverty.
This very cool charity is run by dirt riders.
Check it out.
What else?
We ride in Australia, Canada, and Romania.
We have joined forces with Traction eRag, the world's crappiest online dirt magazine.
So I hope you enjoy the channel guys.
And if you don't we have a complaints department too.