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(singing)
Oh, we're back. Oh we're done! Okay.
So, people date.
I don't know how to start this.
People date. They get married and have kids. Ew!
But it is a well-known fact that sometimes
people date other people,
or date someone long enough to a point,
and they just look like each other.
They can easily be mistaken as siblings.
And that's what we're doing today.
Wait, I didn't explain that right.
Well, basically, while I was searching on YouTube
because I spend most of my time and my days on YouTube,
still, instead of Tiktok.
I know guys, I am not a millennial,
but I seem to fucking act like one. I'm sorry.
I was literally just wearing an entire Ravenclaw pajama set
that I got for Christmas last year.
'Cause apparently, people think I'm way into Harry Potter
than I actually am, because of my age.
Girl, I only seen some of those movies once.
I've seen Goblet of Fire.
I've seen Goblet of Fire a lot of time.
That was my favorite.
I just like seeing Robert Pattinson just die on repeat.
No! No!
Well, basically when I was on YouTube,
I saw on my recommendation, for some reason,
three separate videos from three separate creators,
doing something called "Siblings or Dating".
So I decided to Google "Siblings or Dating",
and found out there's an entire Instagram page
dedicated to posting photos of either people dating,
or people that are siblings,
and making their followers guess,
whether these people are dating, or are siblings.
Siblings or Dating.
Today, we're going to play that game,
'cause it sounds hilarious as hell.
I have not watched the videos that popped up
on recommendations yet,
because I did not want to be influenced,
but shout out to Cody Ko and jennxpenn.
Yours were the two that popped up, and I was like,
I want to do it too.
I want to do this.
So we're doing it sis.
Siblings or Dating!
It's literally an entire page full of a bunch of couples,
either straight or gay or sibling.
Let's play this.
I think I'm just going to go down the line,
but I'm going to make sure to get some gays in here because,
that's my brand, and gays, y'all know.
Y'all know.
First one, siblings or dating.
Siblings. 110% siblings.
Look at their eyes. Look at their smiles.
Those are siblings.
You cannot play with me. You cannot fool me.
I can see, I can see with my brain nouveau.
I can see with my third eye.
They are 100% siblings.
They are 100% siblings,
and they're not.
Oh, this one's going to get weird.
Ooh! Next one, we got some lesbians,
that look nothing alike, not one bit.
And because of that, I'm going to say they're siblings.
I feel like this Instagram wouldn't be posting stuff
like this of two people that don't look that well similar,
and just be like, "oh they're dating, you got it".
No, they're siblings.
They're siblings. Watch it be siblings.
And they're siblings!
He is a genius!
Next, we have this couple with their cute ass smile.
And they are dating.
110%, they're dating.
Like with this selfie, and the way they're positioned,
and the way they're posing.
They're way too close.
Their faces are way too close together to be a sibling.
This is some couple shit. This is a couple photo.
I think I've taken this with my boyfriend.
And they are dating.
Y'all can't get me!
You got me first time,
but it ain't gon' happen again, Chelsea, okay?
These two people.
One of them wearing a puka shell necklace
because apparently we're in the year 2004.
Okay, white boy.
Now, I'm not looking at their faces anymore.
Now, I'm looking at their body language.
I think I figured it out. I think I'm cheating.
This is a sibling photo.
This is a photo of two siblings would take.
That girl's elbow is straight up in that man's neck.
That is not something you do to a man
that's taking you down, okay?
That's some sibling shit.
It's like a "we're standing close, but not too close.
Don't fucking think about it" siblings.
And they are siblongs! Siblongs?
I'm good at this.
I'm like too good at this.
Now, we got these two, a twink with this wink.
Hmm.
Hmm. These are siblings. These are siblings.
Look at their eye structure.
That's very like sibling eye structure.
What am I saying?
No, I mean, they have, like, very similar eye structure.
Their hair seems to glow at the same radius.
So, they're siblings.
That's something genetic similarities, okay?
And they're dating.
Give me some gay. I need some gay.
And here are some gay.
Look at this gay. He's gay.
Probably going to hike.
You know, some gay shit.
'Cause gays only hike, you know.
I do, sometimes I swear, I promise.
They are dating. I 110% believe they're dating.
Like I get it, like, "oh they have shaved heads.
Oh my God, they look so similar."
But no, if you look at it closely,
you can kind of tell who's the daddy, and who's the boy.
You know what I mean? You know what I mean?
One of them has the very like,
"Oh! I'm gonna pound this shit out of you."
The other one has very like,
"Oh, pound that shit out of me, daddy."
You know what I mean? No?
Tell me you're twelve. I'm sorry.
I mark these videos as not made for kids.
I don't know what y'all doing.
And they're dating.
See! Y'all can't get me!
Y'all can't get me, except for twice. Shut up.
55% of voters said they were dating.
I mean, you can tell.
If you're gay, you can tell.
Don't tell me you couldn't tell you're gay right now.
I'm going to be very upset.
These two delicious balls of Pepto Bismol. What?
Siblings. They're siblings.
They have, like, very similar mouth.
I don't know of that.
I don't know.
I just had, just had that vibe.
I mean, their faces are really closer together,
that's like, usually said dating,
but like their mouth, for some reason,
and their noses that seemed way too similar
to be two people that are dating.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
For some reason, I feel like lesbians
will really date people
that look just like them as much.
I feel like it's more of like a gay man
and straight couple thing.
And they're siblings!
You can't get me. You can't get me.
I'm better than you!
Ooh. Ooh!
Okay, y'all got me.
This one I have to take a second.
Give me a second.
Okay. Siblings! Siblings!
Also, second of all, if they are dating,
how in the hell did you find someone
with the same eye color as you?
Girl, I've never seen this eye color
in my entire life until tonight.
So, you! Uh, you!
I don't know how the fuck that.
And they're dating. Oh!
Girl, how'd you do that?
Is there like a dating app
to find people with certain eye color?
Because please tell me and show me that,
because that would be fun.
For what?
These two, dating!
Siblings! Okay.
These two, siblings!
Dating! Oh shit!
These two, dating!
Siblings! Oh my god!
Oh!
Ah!
Siblings!
Yeah, bitch, I'm back! Whaddup!
He messed up for a second, but we'll be back here.
And now that shit happen, in and out Mac, we perfect.
We perfect in here, bitch. We perfect.
Ah!
Dating!
These two have been dating since high school.
They give that vibe.
They met in, like, high school, freshman year.
Dated on and off, and are still dating to this day.
Why are they staring at me like that?
And they're dating!
Yep! There's gonna be like that, 'cause I'm a genius!
That's why, bitch!
What is wrong with me?
I'mma go on a limb on this one, okay?
I'm going to say, siblings!
That "collectively shaved their head together
because either their other sibling
or one of their parents got cancer".
Maybe I should stop giving them side stories.
That's probably ruining it for me.
Let's just stop overthinking things, I don't know.
And they're siblings.
Nope. I'm gonna keep on doing it because it's working.
Keep calm and overthinking.
Overthinking in this brain to keep me safe.
Give me more gays.
Where are the gays?
I need more gays.
Can I have more gays?
Where are the gays?
Oh! Here's the gays!
I lost the gays. Wait, give me a second. I lost the gays.
I lost the gays.
I got too excited when I saw gays, and I lost them.
Did they runaway?
Gays! Here we go! Boom!
Dating!
Siblings, Goddamn.
Hep hep hooray! Found more gays.
Dating.
siblings. Jesus Christ.
Maybe I just want every picture of two men
on this profile to be dating
because it fills some fantasy in my head that I'm making.
Some Sean Cody shit that's occurring in my, in my mind.
I'm not horny. I swear to God, I'm not horny.
Found more gays!
Dating.
Siblings. Oh my God.
This is the last one. This is the last one.
I'm going to analyze this to my full capacity,
and get this 110% correct.
Okay. Ooh!
Okay! Ooh!
Okay, you see, the picture,
pretty gay.
But that's what they want you to think.
They want you to think they are a couple
taking a typical couple stands photo.
Being couply and shit.
That's the red herring of this entire situation.
Knowing how this profile has been going,
these people are siblings.
They're 110% siblings.
They have the same farmer's tan, and everything.
Bitch. Period.
And here we go.
They're siblings!
What's up? What's good?
What's a gookie? Ooh.
I'm a gookie.
You know what, I deserve another shot.
I deserve another shot.
Let me end this video real quick. Wait.
What did we learn today, kids?
People
really want to fuck themselves apparently.
I don't know. I don't know.
Maybe I just grew up hating myself too much.
Let this people hump. Let this people hump.
Go hump your brother, kid. Don't hump your brother.
Oh my God. Don't hump your brother.
Stop that. Wait, hold on.
This video is sponsored.
Shout out to @lanna4769 and @chase_oagd
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Look at you all!
Comment down below.
Would you date someone that, like, looks similar to you?
Or when you see couples that look really close together,
do you get horny?
Don't answer this second question.
Please, don't answer the second question.
No, no wait! Comment down below.
If you were given $10 million to have sex. No.
Nevermind. We're not doing that.
Comment down below.
If you were to find someone on Tinder
that look very similar to you, what would you do?
Swipe right, left, super like,
screenshot and tell your friends?
Block them? Report them for cat fishing? I don't know.
You tell me girl, you tell me.
Then anyways, I'm going to go, not take more shots.
I'm not going to take more shots.
I'm going to edit this video.
Okay? I promise you.
Thank you Verb Energy for sponsoring this video.
And my name is Mac.
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