The Holy Hand Canon, The Scrying Eye of Egulbub, The Spear of Destiny, Five Teeth of a Menstrating
Death Claw, The Taxation Forms of Lord Trump.
How do you think they wrote that note?
Right now i’m not taking issue with that detail, I’m just wondering how long it’s
going to take to get all this stuff.
Keep it zipped dip shit or I’m going to upgrade you to Windows 10.
Yeah not so funny now are you.
Who many things are on the list?
Lets see... a golden mirelurk egg, The Solar Scorcher, A Phoenix Down... wait a second
I don’t even think that’s in this IP.
What?
Hold on...
The Gun of Gravity, The Saber of Light, A Shrubbery, The Pack of Proton, The Gauntlet
of Infinity, My Big...
Fat...
Throbbing...
Cock.
Oh... those mother fuckers.
Big fat throbbing... oh.
Those byzantine-
Bovine.
They fucking punked us!
This list is fucking useless!
Yes...
I had my doubts about their trustworthiness.
Never trust exploding undulates.
Hey you hungry?
Why do you ask?
Because I’m about to go barbecue those mother fuckers.
Let’s go.
Uhhhhm.
Do... you...
remember walking through this?
I don't remember much.
I... just have to keep telling myself I'll get used to this.
Okay.
Which way?
My compass doesn’t seem to be working.
What’s the map say.
Well... guess we should just... start walking then?
You know I get the feeling the further we go, the more things like this are going to
start happening.
You sure you still want to do this?
Are you kidding, this is some of the best material I’ve gotten in ages.
You have no idea how disappointing the commonwealth was when it came to historical topics.
I think I have... some idea.
I know!
It’s incredible.
I’m never going to understand you big guy.
I think in that regard, we are in agreement.
Rauuuuuuuuullllllllll.
Oh, fuck me.
Who is that?
The fucking harpy.
You shit wanking piece of useless junky garbage, where in the flying fuck have you been?
Oh well hello there you shrill, frigid, testicle shrinking banshee.
I’ve been marching around this screwball fuck-show for days looking for you.
Days.
In a cashmere fucking suit.
Which is more uncomfortable, the cashmere or the stick up your ass?
And who the fuck is this?
Another one of your interns?
Not... exactly.
Does your... friend...?
Have a name?
This is medusa, I mean, Michelle.
Okay, assistant.
Deputy.
Assistant, I hope you enjoyed your little furlough but it’s time to go.
Sorry, can't do that.
What?!
I have some business to attend to.
But I’ll be back as soon as I'm done.
Business?
I tell you what business you do or don’t have.
Or have you forgotten?
I haven’t forgotten, Ursula, but I’m pretty sure I’m overdue for cashing in some vacation
days.
You have a job, Raul, you and your friend can play dress up another day.
Did the little retarded toaster oven just speak?
Annnnd there it is.
Now you listen here Raul, you and I, we have an agreement.
Or have you somehow forgotten the fine print?
I’ve been at your beck and call longer than either of us can remember.
This is something I’m doing.
If you want to draw a line in the sand, fine.
Then let’s do this thing.
We have a show to do.
So... let’s do it here?
You know the rules.
Nope.
That’s not happening.
Then what do you suggest?
Hey big guy.
What’s going on?
How do you know her?
It’s a long story, and I don’t think I remember all of it anyway... look I’m sorry
about this, but some rules even I can’t break.
What are you talking about...?
...does she have something to do with Ste-?
He’ll be all right.
But you need to power off now okay?
Do as he says.
If we wanted you dead, it would have happened already.
Just have a nice nap, and I’ll wake you when we’re done here.
Come on.
It’ll be fine.
Two weeks.
And if I have to come back, you know what I’ll do to them.
Threat duly noted and filed.
Shall we?