WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN -- ( AUDIENCE CHANTING )
OH, YOU'RE VERY KIND.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SAVE IT FOR MY NEXT GUEST BECAUSE YOU'RE
GOING TO LOVE HIM.
HE'S A COMEDIAN, PODCAST PIONEER, AND ACTOR YOU
KNOW FROM "GLOW." PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, MARC
MARON!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
HELLO.
HELLO, MARC MARON.
>> HOW ARE YOU, MAN?
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU, MAN.
LAST TIME I SAW YOU, WE WERE SITTING DOWN IN A RECORDING
STUDIO TO DO YOUR WTUF.
>> DID MY SHOW IN YOUR BUILDING.
RIGHT, IN A LITTLE STRIP THERE.
>> BECAUSE THAT WAS THE ONLY CHOICE I HAD, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE I DO A SHOW EVERY DAY SO IT'S HARD FOR
ME TO GO -- WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
>> LOS ANGELES WHERE OTHER SHOWBIZ IS.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE OUT WITH THE MOTHER SHIP THERE.
>> I DIDN'T MIND DOING IT FOR YOU.
I WAITED YEARS TO TALK TO YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE TALKED TO ME MANY TIMES.
>> NO, BUT ON THE PODCAST AND YOU SEQUESTERED ME IN A STRANGE
ROOM IN THE BUILDING.
>> Stephen: YES, I DID.
I BROUGHT MY OWN EQUIPMENT BUT YOU HAD GUYS COME IN WITH
THEIR OWN EQUIPMENT, RIGHT?
>> Stephen: MM-HMM.
O WHAT I'M SAYING IS I THINK YOU CONTROLLED THE NARRATIVE ON
THAT, STEPHEN.
I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE UP TO.
YOU WERE, LIKE, WE'VE GOT A SET AMOUNT OF TIME, GO AHEAD AND DO
WHAT YOU DO, MARC, IS WHAT YOU SAID.
>> Stephen: I DID SAY THAT AND YOU DID WHAT YOU DID AND I VERY
MUCH ENJOYED IT.
>> WE HAD A NICE TIME.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
IT WAS A VERY GOOD SHOW.
WE GOT DEEP, YOU RECITED POETRY.
>> Stephen: I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR
POETRY.
>> I THINK MY EXPERIENCE WAS A LITTLE DISCONCERTING IS, LIKE,
SO, WE FINISHED INTERVIEWING YOU, AND WHEN I DO IT AT MY
HOUSE, WE WALK PEOPLE OUT, TAKE A PICTURE.
THIS IS HOW WE ENDED UP IN YOUR PLACE -- WE GOOD?
OKAY.
AND YOU LEFT THE ROOM.
AND THERE I WAS SITTING WITH YOUR PEOPLE AND YOUR EQUIPMENT
SAYING, I GUESS I LEAVE NOW?
( LAUGHTER ) BUT IT WAS GREAT AND IT WAS NICE
TO GET TO KNOW YOU LIKE THAT BUT NOW I FEEL WE'RE STRANGERS
AGAIN.
>> Stephen: I'M GOING TO END THIS INTERVIEW EXACTLY THE SAME
WAY.
>> I KNOW.
>> Stephen: HE'S GOING TO TELL ME WE'RE GOOD.
I'M WALKING THAT WAY.
>> YOU LEAVE ME HERE.
>> Stephen: RIGHT THERE.
YOU THROW IT TO COMMERCIAL.
>> CAN I DO THAT?
>> Stephen: YEAH.
I KNOW YOU'RE JUST COMING DOWN FROM A CATE BLANCHETT BUZZ.
I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES.
>> Stephen: MARC, RIGHT?
MARC MARON, RIGHT.
YOU WERE IN MY PODCAST.
WHEN SHE WAS WALKING OUT, I TRIED TO HAVE A LITTLE LOOK AT
ME MOMENT.
GOT NOTHING.
SHE WALKED BY ME -- YOU KNOW THAT WEIRD LOOK WHERE YOU HOPE
SOMEBODY NOTICES YOU AND YOU'RE LIKE, HEY...
( LAUGHTER ) AND -- LIKE I WORKED HERE.
SHE ACTED LIKE IT WAS JUST LIKE I JUST CLEANED THE TOILETS OR
SOMETHING.
I GOT KNOT.
HOW YOU DOING, ALL RIGHT?
NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.
YOU COMING UP ON YOUR THOUSANDN'T?
>> WE'VE DONE A THOUSAND EPISODES OF WTF, THE PODCAST,
WE'RE COMING UP ON TEN YEARS.
I GET NERVOUS AND EXCITED TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
I DO IT IN MY GARAGE AND THE GARAGE IS NOW BEING WORKED ON.
SO WE HAVE TO DO IT IN MY ACTUAL HOUSE UPSTAIRS IN ONE OF THE
BEDROOMS, WHICH IS AWKWARD.
>> Stephen: IT IS.
I GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND YOU SAY, COME UP TO THE BEDROOM.
>> IT'S LIKE THAT.
DAVID LETTERMAN CAME ON AND I SAID THIS IS THE KITCHEN, NOW
WE'RE GOING UP TO THE BEDROOM, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?
( LAUGHTER ) IT ADDS ANOTHER DIMENSION.
WHEN SOMEBODY'S AT YOUR HOME, THEY TAKE IN YOUR LIFE, AND IT
WAS LIKE THAT WITH THE OLD PLACE.
>> Stephen: THERE'S JUDGMENT THERE.
>> IT'S FINE BECAUSE THE NEW HOUSE IS PRETTY.
THE OTHER WAS SAD.
BRUCE DERN, THE GREAT BRUCE DERN IS 83.
NOW HERE'S THE NEW PROBLEM OF WHAT I'M DEALING WITH IS THERE
ARE STAIRS.
HE'S 83.
HE'S A PRETTY SPREE 83 BUT HE RECENTLY HAD A LITTLE HIP
PROBLEM, SO THERE ARE STAIRS COMING INTO THE HOUSE WHICH HE
WAS HAVING A HARD TIME WITH.
RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE, I WAS, LIKE, THIS IS GOING TO BE A
PROBLEM.
I DON'T KNOW IF I GET BRUCE UP THE STAIRS.
WE GET HIM UP THE STAIRS.
WE HELPED HIM UP, ME AND HIS PERSON, AND THEN WE GET HIM INTO
THE ROOM, IT'S A GREAT INTERVIEW.
BUT I HAVE A MOMENT WHERE I THINK, HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO
LIVE HERE NOW.
( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE HOW AM I GOING TO GET
HIM DOWN THE STAIRS?
HE'S ALREADY IN THE BEDROOM.
>> Stephen: LIE DOWN.
I'LL TELL YOUR DAUGHTER YOU'RE HERE AND IF YOU'VE GOT TO
DO A MOVIE WE'LL GET A CAR FOR YOU.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A LILT BREAK.
YOU DID A MOVIE WITH ROBERT DE NIRO RECENTLY.
>> YES, I DID.
>> Stephen: I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT THAT.
STICK AROUND FOR MARC MARON AND BOBBIE D.