(upbeat music)
(wings flapping)
(flames whooshing)
(paint sloshing)
(plant rustling)
(sweat dripping)
- Argh, it's so hot.
- You're so hot.
Wait, no.
I, you suck?
Wait, what did you say?
- I don't remember,
it's too hot.
- You're too hot.
(sweat sloshing)
(material tearing)
(feet clonking)
- Ah, (air whooshes)
much better. - [News Anchor] And now,
over to the weather with Kent.
(flames whooshing)
How's that heat wave, Kent?
(Kent sobbing)
- It's too hot.
- [News Anchor] Thanks, Kent.
- Oh, good.
It looks like it's cooling off.
(Edd wheezes)
- Hooray!
- [Television Presenter] Are you so hot
that you're melting into your sofa?
Then you need an ice cold drink in your mouth.
Survive the heat with Cola.
Cola, it's cool.
In a temperature way.
Drinking Cola will not make you beautiful
or quench your thirst.
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- [TV Announcer] Banana hammock,
cheese toasties,
sticky pogums,
a little wooden bloke,
a cuddly toy.
- I hope so.
- [Both] Let's go to the beach!
- Coconut bra!
(lively music)
(car whooshes) (slow cheery music)
(waves crashing)
(slow cheery music)
(car thuds)
(ice cream sloshing)
(slow cheery music)
(drink sloshing)
(slow cheery music)
(bucket rasping)
(slow cheery music)
(waves crashing)
(slow cheery music fading)
(car whooshes)
(tires screeching) (glass breaking)
(air whooshing)
(packet thudding)
(air hissing) (towels thudding)
(wings flapping)
(teddy squeaking) (teddy thudding)
- Sun on a beach,
it's beautiful. (sun gleaming)
(Tom grunting)
- Well worth the five-hour drive.
In fact, not long enough.
- How are you holding up Matt?
- Oh, don't mind me.
The sun and I are old enemies.
(dramatic music)
(flames erupting) (Matt yelping)
(Matt hissing)
Plan C.
(elevator music)
(sunscreen sloshing)
(sunscreen crackling)
(sunscreen clattering)
(horn honking)
(Matt humming)
(people grunting)
(dark music)
- Bring the aft engines to full.
- Aye, sir.
- What is that stuff?
- I don't ask questions.
- Where did it come from?
- I said, I don't ask questions.
- Well, where are we taking it?
- I don't know.
I didn't ask.
Hang on.
(phone dialing)
Yes, about this cargo.
Yes, I know I didn't ask any questions
and that's kind of the problem.
My crew have raised some very valid points.
(mysterious crashing)
What was that!?
- That sounds like a question.
Take him to the brig!
(Captain sighing) - That's fair.
(ominous music)
(water splashing)
- Ah, don't you just love the beach?
Die!
(flames blasting and people screaming)
(Matt laughing madly)
(8 bit game music)
- Yes, it sure is nice to get away from that noisy city
and all those inconsiderate people.
Ah, not a care in the world.
(banana splatting)
(blender whirling)
(person slipping) (juice pouring)
- Hey, don't litter.
- Yep, not a care in the world.
(Tom slurping)
(Tom burping)
Ah, the simple things.
- You're a simple thing.
(hands smacking)
(dramatic music)
(electricity buzzing)
(upbeat music)
- I've done it.
The cure for all diseases!
This will change the course of human history forever!
Oh my, that was a close one.
I nearly tripped in that pot hole.
Oh, I nearly tripped on that mysterious cable
that seems to be running throughout the city.
(piano crashing)
Oh my goodness!
That was even closer.
(tiger growling)
(vile clinking) Arg, a tiger?!
My God, it's eating me. It's tearing me apart.
(limb whooshing and splatting)
What's a tiger even doing here?
It's just eaten my entire lower half.
This is the worst pain I've ever felt in my whole life.
How am I even conscious right now?
Now it's eating the rest of me.
- I really don't understand street performers.
- Mm, whoop. (glass breaking)
(monster roaring)
- This is the worst thing to happen to anyone ever.
Humph!
- There's plenty of other things to enjoy.
- For me, it's the cool, refreshing sea breeze.
- Uh, sir, your sea breeze.
(drink glistening)
(ice clattering)
(Tom slurping)
(can popping)
(jaw cranking)
(cola sloshing)
(Edd gulping)
(Edd burping)
(Edd and Tom sighing)
- Humph!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
- Hey beach buds, surfing hard or hardly surfing,
am I right?
Cool. Cool.
Are any of you signed up for the fun-petition?
- What? That's not a word, you suck.
- I never claimed-
- He's right, that's not a word.
You do,
guzzle, slap, or siphon.
- I, ugh.
- Out of the way dork!
(person groaning)
- Hey, you can't just walk all over people.
Not cool.
- What you're gonna do about it?
Insult.
- Insult?
You are the insult.
(caption chiming)
Us against you, the fun-petition.
- Loser leaves the beach forever.
- Yeah, I saw the sign.
- And we get your girl.
- Um, What?
- Coconut bra.
- Deal.
(Tom slurping)
- Hmm, what?
(people chuckling)
(person groaning and screaming)
- Ugh, another competition seems like a tired concept.
- I know we can do a competition for someone
to write the next episode.
- No wait stop!
(elevator music)
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
(water gleaming)
(Matt running)
(water splashing)
Ahhh!
(bucket clattering)
(water sloshing)
(water gently sloshing)
(water gleaming)
Ah, this is nice.
Although, I guess I don't need to say it as I'm all alone.
I can always think it in my head!
Oo, ooh.
Echo, echo.
- [Echo Voice] Hey, keep it down!
This is a nice neighborhood.
- [Matt] Who's that?
(sirens sounding) - [Police Officer] Excuse me.
Do we have a problem here, sir?
- [Matt] Oh crap, it's the fuzz.
(tires squealing) (sirens sounding)
- The first event is the sand eating contest.
(body crashing)
(Tom plopping)
(Tom munching)
(sand crunching)
Sorry, the paper was stuck together.
The first event is the watermelon eating contest.
- The what?!
(dooming music)
(beach-goers chattering)
(jaw cranking open)
(watermelon gleaming)
(rubber squeaking)
(inflatable popping)
(all laughing)
- Of course you know, this means war.
(cheery music)
- Wait a second, no it doesn't.
(dramatic music)
(water sloshing)
(Matt humming)
(water splashing)
(water sloshing)
(barrel soaring)
(barrel plopping)
Hmm.
(water splashing)
(Matt humming)
Oh!
(Matt gasping)
(violin playing)
(claw snapping)
- Oh.
(claw snapping)
Nice try. But I don't have a nose, no!
(Matt screaming)
(water sloshing)
(face smacking)
(oil gushing)
I'm okay.
Oh no.
(dramatic music)
(Matt grunting and groaning)
(shirt tearing)
(Matt Monster growling)
(dramatic music)
(upbeat music)