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this can't be the end
she's too young to depart his world stay
strong
she's in good
get hands
will somebody answer that ben's phone
miss vanthrax miss anthrax uh ben is
very busy at the moment
hello hello hello oh
oh velma you sound awful i've come down
with a cold
now the class needs to decide on a
project for next week's science fair
and i was wondering if you were free
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it would be an honor oh excellent no
it's not for amateurs
so no baking soda volcanoes
understood i want that first place
ribbon ben i want it bad
i won't let you down ben you have to fix
the fridge
maybe later i have a class to sub wait
don't leave her like this
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hey i just left my skateboard in the
hall she's the one who decided to slip
on it
what are you doing here i'm your
substitute teacher
as you may have heard miss van thrax is
homesick
yes okay
take your seats man we just hit the
jackpot
ben's not a real teacher he's just a guy
and
our goal is to come up with an idea for
the science fair i've printed
information on some exciting fields to
pique your interests
micro entomology xeno paleontology
butanol meteorology are your interests
peaked
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ginger huh are you even listening to me
what did i just say um there's a fair
in interest
no ginger the fair is extremely
important we need to come up with an
idea
let's just make a volcano no chaos come
on
cut the mean teacher it's me
yeah boy
you just lost your class they're racist
wait what you can't do that i just did
and if anyone has a problem with that
you can thank your boy
let's face it tom we have to eat all the
food before it spoils
okay i think i'm getting somewhere
why don't i call my neighbor mike he
fixed my air conditioner when it broke
over the summer
oh mike why didn't you call me to fix
your air conditioner
what's so funny no offense tom it's just
well you're not really a handyman oh
yeah
watch this see the coolant tank
is almost empty yeah that's a bagel
spread
wow and it is almost empty
miss mantrax i'm going to take this in
the hall and when i get back i want to
hear some good ideas for our project
you're gonna pay for this
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oh no they're behaving i just had to
show them who was boss
excellent that first place ribbon is as
good as yours
well i hope so i'm going back to sleep
now
don't screw up i can make this right
i promise oh yeah how are you gonna do
that
i've got a plan
all right class let's see what you've
all come up with for the science
sorry ben it was you or me
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you see angela good as new
oh i should have called mike when we
have the chance
those little savages how dare they
disrespect an educator like this hey ya
ben
you have something on your face and uh
most of your body
ms anthrax is going to come back to a
class that hasn't even started the
science fair project
hmm ben sounds like you might need my
help even more
you don't know these kids tom they're
monsters
well when it comes to dealing with
monsters you might say i'm pretty
handy fine
i guess we could try to fix this
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are you sure about this tom just follow
my directions and say what i tell you
oh and be cool
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so have i got your attention yet
excellent now what do you want to learn
about today
no wrong answers um math wrong
what do you really want um video games
great let's play video games
[Applause]
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what
great job ben keep it up the day is
almost over what
look we haven't even started the project
huh
right right okay i should probably
mention
cool teachers
class we must neglect our science fair
project
and everyone get some grassroots scooped
around all day so now we're doing this
project whether you like it or not
friends here's what we think about you
trying to get serious about
learning all of a sudden
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that was pathetic it's not my fault the
paper cheated
the paper never had a chance jinger the
aerodynamic forces on that thing are
totally off balance
wow
wait science can make paper airplanes
better
what is going on here velma you're
feeling better
i was until you turned my classroom into
a rumpus room
you should be ashamed of yourself ah
excuse me teacher ben i need to improve
the arc of my plane's flight path
what can i do hmm it looks like you're
forgetting one of the four major forces
that act on a plane
remember
it can't be after all these years
oh i'll increase my wingspan to get more
lift
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oh i've never seen children so eager to
learn
excellent work benjamin excellent
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well guys it seems like ben didn't what
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how'd you do that easy peasy
icy creepsy huh all right
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thanks mike i owe you one do you know
which button never gets stuck
the subscribe button try it should we
check
let's check no no no no don't be afraid
look and the great hankerito is in the
house
great just to warn you though i am no no
no i
i can't be near my words you
are dead