[music]
[whimper]
[whinny]
Daddy no!
[heavy breathing]
I can't believe Daddy would leave us like that!
Kick us out of our own home
And for no reason!
He did have a reason!
"You're twenty-seven years old" is not a reason Gretel!
He's one million years old and he gets to live in his house
It is his house
And besides, he said we could stay in the summer house!
A summer house is not a real house, Gretel!
If it was it would be called an "all the time house" Ja?
[chuckles]
The wine cellar there is so tiny
It's basically no wine there!
There's still a lot of wine...
No there's not. Not as much as at home!
Where are you going?
I'm going back home
When Daddy wasn't looking
I left us a trail of Cheesy Bites Pizza for us to follow back!
Hansel, you are genius!
I feel the exact same way
I can't find anymore pieces
How many did you drop?
Oh, a bunch!
You know, two
Or three?
Two or three!?
Ja, I didn't want to waste them!
Besides, they were so big in my hand, I thought they'd be easy to see but,
now I realize they are a bit small compared to trees..
How is three pieces a trail!?
Will you shut up!
I cannot smell things while you're talking!
What do you smell?
Shut up
Ja...
I smell
pizza.
Fresh pizza just over this way
[music builds]
Well...
it's not home but, it will have to do/
It's beautiful!
What are you doing?
You're going to compromise the structural integrity of the pizza house!
We're staying here for one night!
besides it's not even really a house
it's more of a hut if you ask me.
[chuckles]
What if someone lives here?
God!
If they didn't want their house ruined
they should not have built it out of pizza!
Now find me some Parmesan.
Hello?
Welcome!
Hold on old bag
We found this pizza house first, which makes it ours.
I have lived here for over fifty years
my husband and I built this house.
Ja, but did you find it?
[chuckles]
Would you like to come inside?
[exhales]
...If you insist
Is there a wine cellar in there?
Ah, just some fountain beverages
Eh
this is not ideal but
It will have to do for tonight
Oh!
[music returns]
You know it's so nice to have company
My son never comes to visit me much anymore
Not since...
Well since...
He died.
[laughs]
Everyone's busy with something these days!
[laughs]
Oh!
Oh my goodness!
Oh, forgive me
I have to go bake another wall.
Ja, bake more walls, keep those walls coming
So what do you think this bitch's deal is?
She seems nice
I mean, the pizza house is a little on the nutty side
but it is quite tasty
Ja
Maybe a little too tasty for my tastes
What do you mean?
Well,
I don't want to jump to conclusions, but
I think she's trying to fatten us up to eat us!
But she has a pizza house, why would she want to eat people?
Because she's a witch!
That's what witches do
they eat sweet, innocent children
Like us!
Are you sure about this?
I wasn't at first,
but then, I started picturing her with little hats on.
Different hats
and the only hat that made any sense
was a pointy black one!
That is the kind of hat witches wear!
Yes exactly
And if we don't act soon,
we will be the next topping on her pizza!
I don't want to be a pizza!
[cries]
Don't cry Gretel
the salt from your tears will only make you tastier!
What do we do?
Do you kids think that you could help me put the pizza in the oven?
Oh, I usually do it myself but my arthritis is acting up something fierce.
Ja
Ok
[chuckles]
It's so nice to bake for wandering children
You know when you get to be my age
it's hard to find meaning in your life
just knowing I can cook a warm meal for people absolutely delights me!
[laughs]
You are both such sweet children
You remind me, you know, of my kids when they were your age
Ok
Now push her in the oven!
[screams]
We did it Gretel
We're heroes!
You won't eat a single other child you dirty witch!
[laughter]
[cell door slams]
Let me get this straight.
an old woman invites you into her home,
serves you pizza
and generously provides unlimited fountain drinks
and your response to this is burning her alive while she makes you dinner?
Whatever officer, she was a witch.
Ja
That "witch's" name
was Millie Sunshine, she was the most beloved woman in town,
Every week she'd go down to the hospital and serve kids personal pan pizzas
Ja, but if you could have seen the hat I imagined her in...
You two are going to jail for a very...very long time!
We will be tried as children for this!
Yes?
[cell door slams]
Ok!
So what are you in for?
Well they say I killed my grandmother
But it was definitely a wolf
dressed as a gra-
No you!
No! Shut up!
No, what big eyes you have!
It was definitely a wolf dressed as my grandmother...
See?
And they think we are the crazy ones
Ja, hi Hansel here, I'm still in the jail
and my hair and beard have turned all brown!
but I would like to thank Pizza Hut for making this video possible!
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