(The goddamn Glitchy Boy intro)
(SMG4 Presents :D)
Mario: GRR!
(SYKE! This is Mario's channel!)
Mario: Get ready to move your pingas!
(Suspensefully zooming into a castle)
Mario: Ha-ha! Hello! (It's-a Mario...)
(gibberish) Here we go!
(Sexy mario challenge)
Flying Mario Head TV: (gibberish) x3
Toad: Owoahwoahwoah! N-n-NOOO!
Wario: AAH! WAAH!
Yeah! Ha-ha-ha!
Luigi: Oh-ho-ha-ha-ha! Oh Yeah!
Merio: No, You big piece of sh!t! :D
(OH MY GOD!!! SO SHINY!!!)
Mayro: OOOOOOOOO
Everyone: OOOOOOOOH...AAAAAAAAH...
(Gibberish)
Mario's tunnel of-a doom!
Very scary....
Meggy: sqwa(?) We-we-we(?) Squee-Sqwee!
*Luigi and Fishy Boopkins whimper*
*Bowser and Dr. Pootis Laugh*
(gibberish)
Let's-a go! Here we go!
*Everybody screaming as they charge into the castle*
O sh!t - it's the PIT! ....that was a good poem right there.
Wario: Wahaa-haahaahaa!
(Well that's a long fall)
Hoohoohoo! Oh you're so good! Let's-a go!
SMG4: Oh hell no!
SMG4: Check this fuckin' shit out!
(Running like Sonic...or Naruto, whatever you prefer)
FAIL (RIP SMG4)
DED
DED x6
E.Gadd: WOOOOO! (*Sigh* goddamnit E. Gadd)
E.Gadd: GET FOCKED BITCHES!!!
Wario: Come on!
Yoshi: Hmm, woah!
Wario: WAHAHAHAHA!
Wario: ...eeeYAH!
*crunch* Wario: GO!
Wario: Hmmmm...
Yoshi: I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS ;-;
Yoshi: HELP!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Yeah, back up. Back up real far.)
Goombas: Let's do dis. LEROOOOOYYYYYYY
(Not A Bad Idea, Not Bad At All)
Goomba 1: [noise noise]
(Nevermind, that was a bad idea. Now they are stuck.) Goomba 2: [noise noise in reply]
Gourmet Guy: Yeah!!!! (Oh its the obese shy guy)
Gourmet Guy & Goombas: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- (screaming)
DED
Oh we're doing graphs now?
Pete the skeleton: Holy Sh!ato!
Dong Expanded
Mallio: Mario think your f**ked, your just f**ked.
*Suddenly, the very first DK*
(Oh Shiet) IT'S RAINING SHIT!
Hallelujah, it's raining sh*t!
Hallelujah, it's raining sh*t! Toadsworth: Hai Ho!
CRASH!
DED
Weegie: WAAAHH! Ooooh...
Luigi: Oh yeah! Go Wee--
(TACTICAL WARIO INCOMING) Wario: Ow-waaaa! Luigi: Oh yeah! Go Wee--
Link: STAYING ALIVE, STAYING ALIVE
Bowser: *Laughing and roaring*
I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up... (Shell Shield)
Bob: oH yEaH mEAtshEIlD! Fishy: Oh no put me down!
Waluigi: *Sneaky Chuckle* I got it!
Waluigi: Yeah!
WOOWOWOOWOWOW!
Waluigi: NOOOOO-WA! (Waluigi Is Durable AF, Goddamn Son)
Waluigi: AH! (Waluigi Is Durable AF, Goddamn Son)
Waluigi: *pain grunt* (Waluigi Is Durable AF, Goddamn Son)
(Waluigi got fucked up)
DED
(RUUNN BITCH! RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!)
E.Gadd: GET FOCKED BITCHES!!!
SLAM!
DED
(Wat is a gargoyle?)
*Mario Gibberish* Hoohoo!
*More Mario Gibberish*
Mario: Oooh! Very scary!
(Everyone's eager to die)
Wario: Hah!
EEEYA!
*Luigi gets fucked by pie*
Wario: Come on! Come onnn!
Gobbles: *TF2 Heavy laugh*
DING! Luigi: Ooohh... Wario: F**k yeah!
Frankie: My ding-a-ling, My ding-a-ling! (WTF!?)
Frankie: *continues singing* I want you to play with- Gobbles The Gargoyle: Di--uh, I...
Frankie: -MY DING-A-LIN-
*Shut your bitch ass up!*
DED
Fishy Boopkins: Oh no, what am I gonna dooo?
Gobbles: Hmmm?
Fishy Boopkins: AH!
*Best presentation ever*
Fishy Boopkins: WHAHOO
Bowser: *Typical Bowser noises* NO! *Small grunt* (I feel Like I Recognize This Song, IGP?)
(Bowser Is Joinning In) Bowser: RRRAAHHH-HAHA! Boopkins: Lalala-la
Bowser: RRRAAHHH-HAHA! Fishy Boopkins: Wh-Wha? (Ok, TBH Bowser Is Doing Gud)
Fishy Boopkins: Rr... I'll show you!!
Fishy Boopkins: *Grunting* *Breakdance Tapdance*
Bowser: Oh shit!
*Motor noises* (Best dance battle of 2017)
Fishy: EEEEEEEEEEEE-
Fishy: *Is on fire* AAAAA! (Yeah, 911, Someones on fire)
Fishy: *Is on fire* AAAAA!
*Motor whirs harder* (Tapdancing god) *Through the Fire and Flames plays as Bowser tapdances*
(Sick burns dude)
GOBBLES: Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Fishy Boopkins: Oh hey, I did it! :D
Bob: hAh! tHiS iS gOiNg tO bE eAsY!
(Liar) Bob: I dO eNtErTaInMeNt fOr A lIvInG!
Bob: HeY GaRgOyaL!
Gobbles: Dafuq?
Bob: wHy wAs 6 aFrAiD oF 7?
Bob: bEcAuSe yOuR a gAiNt sToNe dOuChBaG!
... (That was shit)
Bob: lmao, tHaT wAs hIlaRiOuS!
(Fuck you, it wasn't)
DED
Mario: Hello! It's me, Mario!
HMMMMM!
(Mario gibberish)
Mario: Let's-a go, little guy!
Koopa: Oh my ass! OHHH! (RIP KOOPA)
Meggy: Sqwee-Sqwee!
BOOM HEADSHOT! *Bullseye*
Heavy Weapons Guy: Ahh! Is not possible!!
Meggy: *Giggle*
Heavy: *Growls*
Heavy: POW!
(Miss)
Heavy: SH*T!
Heavy: AAHH! *Recoil pain*
Goomba: La la lala, La la--
*Headshot*
Goomba: Oh!
RIP GOOMBA
(HEAVY IS TRIGGERD)
Heavy: I AM...BULLETPROOOOOOOOOOF!
Heavy: VERY GOOD! Mario: No u don't! x2
*FALCON KICK!* Heavy: AHHHHHHH!
Heavy: Oof! OOHOOF!
I am DED
Toad: 360 NOSCOPE!
(Super Shot)
Bowser: Eh?
Bowser: OW!
*Toad Scream*
Bowser: !
(Uh-oh, Bowser's Angry)
Toad: Wawa- *Thud* *MAH NIGGA, YOU JUST GOT ROASTED!*
Mario: That's-a spicy meat-a ball!
(How could this be hard?)
(Oh, that's why) Mario: Woah! *gibberish*
Mario: Yippee!
Toadette: Yahoo! I'm the winner! Not bad!
(You done goofed)
Toadette: Whoaaaaaaaa! Whaaaaaaaaa-
*Boing and Squash*
DED
Princess Peach: Ahh!! Help me!
Swagmaster69: fOCK oUTa HERe
DED
Swagmaster696969... ect.: sORRY tOOTS bUT sWAGMASTER hAS tO wiN
Dr. Pootis: MOVE! Swagmaster696969... ect.: sORRY tOOTS bUT sWAGMASTER hAS tO wiN
Swagmaster69: oH hEY wAT tHE sHIT
Swagmaster69: o cRAP, nO x3 Dr. Pootis: STOOPID x3
Swagmaster69: u fAT sH!T i wILL kILL u wE r aLL gUNNA dAI nOW
Dr. Pootis: U R DED!
*Slapfight*
*SMG3 confused*
DED
SMG3: NO x3 AH CHRIST AH JEEZ
SMG3: Oh. My. Holy. Frea-
(SALVATION!)
*LEAP OF FAITH!*
SMG3: I HAVE THE POWER!
(WHAT THE HELL!?) Bowser: Hooohoo-ho-reh! SMG3: OW-HA-HUR!
DED
Mario: *gibberish...* Ha-ha! *more damned gibberish* Let-a go!
*Horrifying Human-like Barney*
(RUN X RUN)
I L O V E Y O U, Y O U L O V E M E, W E ' R E-
X: No No No, No No No No No No No!
X: HOLY... SHIT
Bowser: AH FUK U! OH GOD! WTF!?!?
(Truly a horrifying being)
Wario: FAK YOU!
Fishy Boopkins: Ah, this place is so scary! Where do I go? D:
Fishy: over here, maybe?
Uhh...
(What In Jesus Mother Christ!?)
Dead Hand: WELL, HELLOOOO!
Fishy Boopkins: AAAHHH!
Fishy Boopkins: Ah, open up! x3
Fishy Boopkins: Don't hurt me! I--I uh,
I have this banana!
Dead Hand: WAZZUP?!
DONKEY KONG IS HERE!
Fishy Boopkins: AH DK! YOU'RE HERE 2 SAVE ME!
Donkey Kong: WAHEY!
*snatch*
Fishy Boopkins: Huh? Wait what?
DK: OOOOHHHHHHHH, BANANA!
*DK is happy now, and Elmo's world is playing*
Fishy Boopkins: Uhh...
Fishy Boopkins: Wanna see me tapdance?
DED
Fishy Boopkins: No? Oh, OK. :(
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Mario: WAHOO! *spaghetti homeland's ancient gibberish* OOO-HO-HO-HO!
*Siren*
*Demoman sounds*
Drunk Ptooie: gONNA kILL yA aNd iLL kEEP kILLING yA...
(Dis Dude Ded)
Drunk Ptooie: ITS ON! ITS ON LIKE- (BOOM)
DED
Wario: AHHH! *Grunts angrily*
*falcon punches Luigi* Luigi: WAHHH!
(Panic)
(Luigi's Talent)
(He drooled, the little sneak)
DING!
Wario: OH COME ON!
Werio: Come on! DAMMIT!
(Oh Shiet Son)
(Wario spooped)
Wa-ha-HOOO: *Tryin' 2 get free muneh*
Wario: Wahahahah! I won! I won I won! x3
Wario: Oh yeah!!
Wario: *screaming* (No You Dead Betch)
DED
(Oh No)
Link: AND AAAAAIIIIII, HOLY SH!T!
(NU PLEASE STAHP)
Link: WILL ALWAYS LUVE U-
*Ta-Da* (Ding)
*Train Horn* (SMASH!) *Link Loves Traina*
DED
Mario: *whatever black magicery gibberish* If you ready!
Wa-Hoo: Hey! Let's see if we can go even faster!
(OOOOOH SHIIIIIIT....)
EVERYONE: AHHHHHHH
*X, a Goomba, and others fall*
DED
Po: Uh-ohh!! *giggles*
(Oh No)
Po: GET OVER HERE!
Whomp: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Po: *laughing*
Po: *being a douche*
Po: *Goat scream*
DED
SWISH
Steve: Oh Shiet!
Steve: YOLOOOOO!
Steve: Oh yeah!! I did it!
RIP STEVE
Steve: DAMMIT!
Shy Guy: YEAH TOAST!
Bowser: GET OUTTA HERE! Shy Guy: AUUGH!!!
DED
(Bowser cheatin')
Meggy: Wee?! Wee! Sqwee!
(Hardcore Parkour Skillz)
Bowser: *laughter*
*Stomp*
Meggy: Sqwee-Sqwee!
Bowser: WHAT THE FOCK
Mario: Oh Boy! Its a Megaman! *gibberish* (WHERE IS HE?)
Everyone that is left: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*ding*
Mario: *mario gibberish* Here we gooo!
ready 4 it?
(wut, I mean really WUT?)
???: Oh golly gee! I made it, y'all!
WAT!?
Shroomy: Oh howdy! My name's Shroomy!
Shroomy the Mushroom! (Ok Now he's just copying Flowey.)
Um, OK...
Oh golly, mister...Did I do something wrong?
*more gibberish* Okey-dokey!
Mario: Grrrr! *gibberish*
Oh boy, wonder what it is!
(ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME?)
It's-a me! Mario!
Its
The
Final
ROUND
(Goddamn Italian and his tricks)
Oh golly, good thing I have this here rocket launcher!
HOLY SHIT!
MAMA F**KER!
You...son of a bitch!
Shroomy: Oh, I made it myself! Learned how to do it at Boy Scout camp!
-and I have this here badge to prove it!
Anyhow I'm gonna kill you now :D
Mario: *terrified* AHAHHAHHAHH!
BOOM!
Mario: WAHHHHHAAOOO!
Hot diggity! I won! Hooray! It's all mine!
*Gasp!* WOAH...
(THE BEST PRIZE EVER)
*Sniffling* (but thats Mario for you)
Its- Its beautiful...
And that's perfect, right there.
Put your hands in the air BITCHES!
(Side Note: Never Accept Challenge Mario Makes For The Entire Mushroom Kingdom, Or Else THIS Idiot Will Show Up.)
subtitles by smg4 fans all over the world, like me, SonoftheSun, Giygas_Thinker14, etc.