Rachel
Get off!
Ooh, oh, give me.
Can you see me operating a drill press?
I don't know. What are you wearing?
Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill?
Just for some short term work.
You know, till I get back some of my massage clients.
Pirates again?
No, nothing like that.
I'm just...such a dummy.
I taught this "Massage yourself at home" workshop.
And they are.
Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.
Thanks, Joey. That's a good idea.
Well.. I could. I could! What is it?
Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks.
She's having one of her boobs reduced.
It's a whole big boob story.
I could be a secretary.
Well you know, Pheebs, I don't know
if it's your kind of thing because, uh..
...it involves a lot of being normal.
For a large portion of the day.
I could do that.
- What're you playing with? - Oh, it's my new beeper.
What the hell does a paleontologist
need a beeper for?
Is it like for dinosaur emergencies?
"Help! Come quick. They're still extinct!"
No. It's for when Carol goes into labor.
She can get me wherever I am.
All she has to do is dial, uh, 55 Jimbo.
A cool phone number and a possible name for the kid!
Alright. See you guys later.
Off to see young Ethan?
Thank you.
How young is young Ethan? Young?
He's our age.
When we were..
Okay. He's a senior in college.
- College? - Whoa!
And this man-child has no problem
with how old you are?
No. Of course not. It's not even an issue.
'Cause I told him I was 22.
- What? - What?
- Oh, I can't pass for 22? -Well, maybe 25, 26.
- I am 26. - There you go.
[telephone ringing]
Can you hear that?
Yeah.
[telephone ringing]
You see, that'll stop when you pick up the phone.
Oh!
- Ooh! I'm on. - Okay.
Mr. Bing's office.
No, I'm sorry. He's in a meeting right now.
I'm not in a meeting. I'm right-who..?
Will he know what this is in reference to?
And he has your number?
Alright. I'll see that he gets the message.
Bye-bye.
- What? - Ross says hi.
Ah.
This is so fun. Alright. What do we do now?
Well, now I actually have to get to work.
Most likely.
[laughs]
- Okay, I'm gonna be out there. - Okay.
- Alright. Bye bye. - Bye bye.
[intercom buzzing]
- Yes. - 'Whatcha doin'?'
Oh.