- His head is tilting.
I'm gonna get my boobs out.
All right, I'm talking to Dana.
Is 2021 gonna be a good year?
So 2020, my review is a big no,
but 2021 is on the horizon.
And I wanted to make sure there's no surprised Pikachu
lying in wait for any of us.
I mean, to be honest, I don't think anything
would surprise me at this point.
Radioactive thunder sharks, bring 'em on.
Reign of intelligent bees, cover me in your honey (laughs).
But just so we're sure, I've decided to use
the most cutting edge psychic techniques
to find out what lies ahead for us in 2021.
If you don't know, I had a psychic grandma.
The psychicness is running through my blood.
Well, a quarter of my blood, the blood in this hand.
And my first one starts with you guys, hive mind telepathy.
So I don't know where it was (laughs).
I haven't done much research,
but there was a psychic somewhere that said
the more people that you get together in a hive mind,
(echoing)
the more psychic energy there can be.
So I thought what better way to get a vibe of 2021
than to ask you guys all at the same time.
So I went to my Instagram,
and I asked all my channel members
to give me a adjective, a verb and a noun.
And then, we can combine the three
to give us our first clue of what 2021 is.
So I'm just gonna think about 2021,
using some psychic brainwaves while choosing random words.
All right, the first one is confused.
Of course, the first one I got from Instagram is effing.
(laughing)
I'm gonna include it.
I don't know where this is going.
Confused, effing,
turtles.
(mystical music)
Confused effing turtles.
All I'm thinking about is the turtle that tried
to mate with a trainer that was going.
(turtle squeaks) Do you remember that?
(laughs)
But let's try and interpret that psychically.
Maybe we are the confused effing turtles,
and it'll just take us a bit of time
to get back on our feet,
because we're slow to get into 2021.
So don't rush into any new projects.
Just chill out for a bit.
Let your brain settle.
And then, you can mate with your trainers.
Stinky with three exclamation marks.
Kissing, ooh, don't want to know (laughs).
The next word is corgis.
As long as they're stinkily kissing me, (laughs) it's a win.
(cheerful music)
Come on, we need a good one.
Mysterious (laughs).
Yeeting.
(horn blowing sardonically)
Honestly, this is the first one I saw next: penis.
Mysterious yeeting penis.
Guys, I was relying on you to take
this seriously and save humanity.
Maybe that is the key.
We just don't understand it yet.
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All right, on to our next method which is online psychic.
So I found a website where you can chat to psychics.
Typical day for me.
I put $5 into it.
I thought we could do text chat rather than video,
'cause I don't want to freak them out
by putting them on YouTube.
- [Narrator] A few moments later.
- I've chosen the psychics with five stars,
so hopefully, we're gonna get some answers.
All right, I'm talking to Dana.
So I said, "Hey, I'm doing a quick YouTube video about 2021.
Can you give me any hints?"
Ooh, she said, "Sure."
I said, "Do you think it would be better for the world?"
And she said, "Yes, I do,
but expect some drama in the first quarter."
Well, that's ominous.
Are we talking giant pooping fungus
or little alien bunnies that want to snuggle us?
Oh, she continued, though.
"Finally at the third quarter, a big success."
Oh, I love a big success.
All right, I've asked if she gets any vibes
if 2021 will be a good year for me specifically.
Dana, be nice.
You'll enter a very new and surprising phase of your life.
What?
Didn't say if it was good or bad.
You'll experience unexpected transformation.
I have to grow the ultimate beard.
Phillip here.
I've said, "If you can sum up 2021 in one word,
what will it be?"
"Action, achievement."
I'm liking those words.
Oh, she was nice.
Thanks, Dana, this has been great.
Have a lovely day.
I'm gonna take that as a win for 2021.
We can take a little bit of drama
if it ends us in a good place.
Okay, I'm speaking to Alice.
"Will 2021 be good?"
"I see lots of changes going on as we are switching
from the Piscean Age to the Age of Aquarius."
Is that the age of me, I'm an Aquarius?
I said, "Do you get any vibes through my phone
that 2021 will be a good year for me?"
Ooh, "Yes," ah!
"You are seeking.
You will find because you are seeking."
What the frick does that mean?
I am a sea king.
(ominous music)
"For you, navigation."
Ooh, we're setting sail.
I'm joining the crew of below deck (laughs).
Well, thanks, Alice.
All right, last one, we've got a man psychic.
It's Deckland.
"Hello, Philip."
Ooh, he said that immediately, okay, hi.
"Go ahead, Philip."
Ooh, this one feels like I've crawled
into a mysterious tent in the middle of a woods,
and he's sat there in a hood.
"Will 2021 to be a good year?"
"Overall more smiles than 2020."
I'll take it, let's take the wins where we can (laughs).
"Is there anything I should be aware of?"
- [Narrator] One eternity later.
- What (laughs)?
Okay, this is a weird.
"Nothing worrying, Philip.
I do see a fall into water this summer."
What?
"But it will not result in any physical injury.
It'll just be a bit embarrassing."
Well, that sounds like me.
Look forward to me yeeting myself into the sea.
Fortune telling fish.
We've all swam in the murky waters of the Miracle Fish,
but this is the ultimate question.
I'm gonna ask it if 2021 is gonna be good,
and I've just realized it doesn't (laughs),
it doesn't do yes or no answers.
It does jealousy, indifference, love,
fickle, false, dead one or passionate.
Let's just hope we don't get dead one.
All right, fishy, now is your time to shine.
I could have got Norman to do this,
but I don't think he would enjoy it too much.
(upbeat music) Ooh, its head is tilting.
Its tail is tilting.
(horn blowing sardonically)
Did it die, what does that mean?
I thought that meant it was dead.
No, curls up entirely meant passionate.
Well, that always means good things, right?
I mean you could passionately murder someone (laughs),
but let's just ignore that
and think about all the good things
that you could do with a bit of passion.
(crickets chirping)
Back in your hole until next year.
Tarot cards.
My grandma had tarot cards,
and I like to think this is where we're gonna get
one of our good, strong answers.
So I'm gonna do a reading for the whole of humanity
and then one for myself, as well.
So I'm just going to shuffle the cards
and try and vibe with the concept of 2021.
Okay, here we go, shush.
When I get a tingly feeling, I will stop.
2021, oh, no!
That was weird.
As soon as I said 2021,
these little stack yeeted themselves out of my hand.
(mystical music)
Some say it's clumsiness.
I say it is psychic beams.
So I'm gonna take the top card from that little pile
and say that represents what lies in wait for us next year.
And it is, ooh, what is that?
It's the rainbow card.
(cheerful music) Gay pride, 2021, that's great.
It's gonna be like death and disaster rainbow.
No, how many?
It's cups, one, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, 10 of cups.
Oh, my God, the world is gonna feel contentment,
joy, divine harmony and alignment.
Honestly, that must be the best one of all of those cards.
Let's all feel that rainbow tickling our hearts.
So for me, I'm gonna do what I did last time
and do a past, present and future.
Here we go, I'm thinking about my past,
my present and my future.
So in my past, I don't know how far
in the past we're going, is what are you?
It's the one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
It's the eight of wands.
Movement, fast-paced change, action,
alignment and air travel?
Maybe the air travel was tour or Japan.
What was the fast paced change?
Getting rid of the emo hair.
(laughs) Interesting.
Where am I currently?
Oh, no, that looks sad.
He's dropped his cups on the floor.
I think it's the five of cups.
Ooh, this is weird.
"It is a card of loss, but something remains.
Three have been taken, but two are left."
What does that mean?
A representation of the biscuits in my cupboard (laughs).
There is bitterness and frustration.
If I had to interpret that,
I'd say I'm frustrated because I can't see
my family and friends at the moment.
And also, I'm clumsy and knock over cups
more than the average human (laughs).
All right, the last one.
Ooh, it's scary.
I'm gonna get my boobs out.
It's judgment.
My eyes just went to the boobs and not the ass.
What does that mean?
What's going on, what did I do?
My God, it's called the Last Judgment on here, Christ.
All right, Vaguey McGee.
All it says is change of position, renewal, outcome.
Wait, I need to Google something else,
because that's just rubbish.
Ooh, here we go.
You are gonna rise and embrace
a higher level of consciousness.
(mystical music) (meditatively droning)
You are destined for so much more.
This is your cosmic leveling up.
I don't know about a spiritual leveling up,
but I have felt my creative juices
and my general brain feeling
a lot happier towards the end of December,
maybe 'cause I can see a new year is in sight,
like a fresh start, a new leaf.
I know it's just a day as we switch over to January,
but I think it can be a great thing mentally to think,
right, what am I going to do with this year?
How's it going to work?
What's going to be different?
But I think I will take this little cosmic toot
(horn tooting) from the sky trumpet guy
with flaming hair, because why not?
I'll take whatever I can.
(horn tooting)
Okay, last one, the ultimate in psychic techniques:
the Magic 8-Ball.
This ball is all that stands between us
and the answer you want to know.
Is 2021 gonna be a good year?
I got the edge.
No!
Why do these things never work?
All right, okay, is 2021 gonna be a good year?
(suspenseful music)
Indications say...
Yes! (cheering)
2021's gonna be a good year, I called it.
Magic 8-Ball, you can't go wrong.
They never lie.
I'm gonna take that as gospel.
Let's put those beams into the universe
and hopefully have a nice year next year (laughs).
I'm not gonna ask any more questions, that's it.
It's too powerful.
Overall, we got some good results.
There's gonna be a bit of drama.
I'm gonna fall in the sea.
But generally the psychic waves are predicting
2021 is gonna be a bit better.
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(bell dings) Not a lot of you have dung
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And I will see you very soon.
Good.