*Splash*
*Another splash*
*Piccolo* Let's get down to business
To control
the world.
*Gohan* But I don't think I'm ready.
*Piccolo* Shu-u-ut up,
you nerd!
You're the saddest runt I've ever met.
But you can bet,
before we're through.
Gohan, I'll
make a man
out of you.
*Gohan* But I'm only four.
*Piccolo* DODGE!
*Gohan* Nhyaaaa!
*King Kai* Raise your hands to the sky~.
To colle~ct
the ki~.
*Goku* Hey I think I got it.
Ooo look a
monkey!
*Mr. Popo* You're a spineless, pale,
pathetic lot.
And you ha~ven't got a clue.
Somehow I~'ll
make a ma~n
out of you~!!
*Tien* Oh my God, this is worse than death.
*Yamcha* Hope Toriyama doesn't screw me.
*Chiaotzu* Man, I really hope Tien will be okay.
*Yamcha* Gay!
*Chiaotzu* Hey!
*Mr. Popo* What's wrong maggots? Out of breath?
*Krillin* I don't want to die a virgin!
*Mr. Popo* Boy, you really need to watch just what you say~!
*background voices* Be a man.
*Piccolo* You must be swift as a coursing
river. *Gohan* Bwaaaaa!
*Piccolo* With all the force of a great typhoon.
*Gohan* Piccolo help!
*Piccolo* With all the strength of a raging fire.
Mysterious as the dark side of
the moo~n!!
*Gohan* You blew that up Mister Piccolo!
*Piccolo* I know.
*Nappa* Time is racing forward.
Until we
arri~ve.
*Vegeta* Shut the hell up Nappa!
And you might
survive!
*Nappa* Vegeta, are we there yet?
*Vegeta* No Nappa,
no we're not.
*Nappa* How 'bout now?
*Vegeta* No goddamn
it Nappa!!!
*Background voices* Be a man.
*Mr. Popo* You must be swift as a coursing river.
With all the force of a great typhoo~n.
With all the strength of a raging fire.
Mysterious as the dark side of
the moo~~n!
*Background voices* Be a man.
*Goku* *No instruments* I must be swift as a coursing river.
With all the force of a great typhoon.
With all the strength of a raging fire.
Mysterious as the dark side of
the moo~~n!!
Hey King Kai, I did it!
*King Kai* Awesome.