Oh
Hello there. I'm William Osman, and I can't actually read this book is just full of pictures
I like looking at. Where have the videos been? Why are you guys lazy not posting?
Well none of your business and
We what am I saying? Not a lot. We've filmed a lot of stuff, but it hasn't been posted
We're gonna compile it all today into the single super mega video full of a bunch of mediocre content for a giant piece of mediocre content
We were Maker Faire almost two months ago. If not exactly two months ago at this point
We built a HeboCon robot Peter Street and I. So let's look at that the worst robots we've ever built
Welcome to HeboCon the robot contest where winning is bad. Do you ready Peter?
We have like three hours to build as bad of a good robot as possible
I think we should go take a look at what other people do and it looks like a contest is about to start
So we can look at that
The hardest part that was just a look emotion like how do you go forward?
You need something that goes forward reliably, but also bad like you want to be good, but you want it to actually work
let's go check out the supplies that they provide and see what we can piece it together from there and then try to remember what's
in the car
We have a bunch of servos and stuff. And I think there are do we knows we should make something really smart really bad
We're brains big things worse. It looks like toys scissors hot glue in actual rubber bands
Should we go dig through the car and see if we can find a servo
What do we have in the trunk of the car
Bad stuff good stuff. What are we thinking? I don't really know what we've been keeping in here
We need something technologically advanced that makes our robot worse
We have to step up our game to step down our robot Peter, can you define what a good robot is?
A bag of junk, Springs? Really guys, you're gonna eat Ritz Crackers by themselves. Yeah, you want to dig through there
This is all the stuff I got on Amazon if there any addresses on there Oh, yep, look at that side
not the other side Oh, what if we use moisture sensors and you have to spit on the robot to make you go disgusting Oh,
Actually, how would you get the spit off to make it stop?
[Romantic Music ]
We have 20 minutes
You read like three hours before first year, but now we actually have left for 30 minutes
The hot glue gun is heating up. The plan is take this thing apart build a Pop Tart frame for it
And then we're gonna build a second robot and put little servo legs on it. You know what that's what we're doing
We're putting little servo legs on the duck
Yeah, how many channels can you control with the servo? I have 3 but we can make a wire
Can you can you can you automate him? It just goes back where it's all can do. Oh, yeah, that's happening. All right,
Mr. Ducky, I have a feeling you're not gonna do a lot of moving but that's okay
What were you talking about Peter that got us to this position of being so late to have HeboCon
I mean, honestly, it's in spirit of the competition, so it shouldn't be too big a video
Hey, Cameraman John, do me a solid and dig for a hot glue gun and stick in the bag
Thank you, actually I could use a snack right about now.
That is not as much motion as I would have hoped for but you win some you lose some and in our case
I feel like we lose more than we win but,
Is it rip them off?
Oh my god, what do I have to do to make this thing work! I'm done! Peter's done? I beat you.
Hey guys, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, your robot terrifies me tell me all about it
It's a surprise you won't even tell us well, what's your deal Will? Sorry. You're Bill Osman
Yeah, I hope your robot moves because I'm not sure mine does
It's Sitting Duck we named it Sitting Duck.You're disqualified. Robots on? Robots primed? And Weapons hot?
Where do I where do I put this microphone? Daiji can help you out.
Hello, then let's get this started in 3... 2... 1...
Go!
Daiji, What's the verdict? Winner! Morgan!
This this is genuinely embarrassing like I'm ashamed.
My robot is Breakfast, if you can see that and I'm going to murder that robot
Why don't you pick on someone your own size? Will Osman?
BOOOOOOOOO!
3...2...1... GO!
Daiji, what's the verdict? Wait what happened? Yeah, it's like stop take
That went pretty badly.
I won a trophy.
For being the worst?
Ah, Well I'm glad that's over now time for the next low-budget low effort segment
We stuck a small child in the shopping cart and against his will drove them into people and things
Including an ATM machine as the poor woman who's trying to extract some cash. Thanks Leo and enjoy the segment as the curtains
Anything across it coming down
Welcome to the segment. I like to call good luck Leo. It's not my problem
Don't do it, don't do it cart.
Hi, can I have some hot chocolate please small, please?
You got a remote-control? No, here are my hands. I'm not controlling it.
Yeah, thanks Cameraman John. He's always keeping me on my toes. Oh my toe the juice in my toe lump is no wrong one
It's that one. It's no longer there. They used to smack them with Bibles
That's what the internet says and it would explode but it turns out it was a ganglion cyst
I think three people got it right in the comments everyone else said cancer and it's
Thankfully not cancer. I think it might be growing back. We might just end up hitting it with a book someday in the future
Let's watch the video have the juice getting sucked out of the lump of my foot
This looks like a lot grosser when you have a weird lump on your foot that you're just you're happy that it's gone
Like you want it to go away and the sort of suffering or problems of having it become worse than
having a needle going into your foot
You can see... Oh!
Dude, it like exploded into the syringe just like a clear jelly
It's like joint fluid if you get a small like kind of random tear in the sac of fluid around your joint it can propagate
Out in a little channel and start ballooning out and that's what the cyst is. ganglion? ganglion? That was fun!
I hope no one was eating while watching this and I hope no one was eating jello while watching this because that looks like jello
Clear jello, or maybe lime, lemon Jello. You seen it Cameraman John
We just like show you and just like cut to bucket like vomiting. How is the fridge still running and then VidCon happened?
Look at my sweet Creator Sandals. They're kind of growing on me though. You made a lot of cool people
We gotta get the microphone closer for those sounds. Louder ah
Ton of you guys said hi, like at least three or four
Makes it a little easier to just like start go through and try to make something work
We met Casey Neistat. He says he still has the hand
I told him if he didn't have it and he threw it away. Don't feel bad
But he did say he had it unless he's lying. I didn't really push it too far by asking it fix it
I don't know I should have maybe whatever we ran into Casey Neistat
While filming with David Dobrik and Tim Tom with the remote-control shopping cart
We got to beat up Jonah who apparently the real name is Nick or something. I don't know. This is weird
I feel weird calling someone by a name that they're called on the internet when their name is
The cops are literally right there. Are we going to jail?
Everything you need for viral a hit David. Well, let's just go off the stairs
I'm so stressed out. We just go there and... What if we what if we go to the pool pool welcome
I'm William Osman and welcome to David Dobrik
How did we find ourselves
Here you may ask. I don't know. I don't know. What do you mean?
You don't know you were literally there. If you do want to know go watch Tim Tom's video, though
He explains the whole thing. Are we like three Williams deep at this point?
Can I say I'm sorry beforehand?
Good luck Jonah!
Sorry
Are you serious?
Now I feel like a dick!
Jonah how about you to stand out like a surfboard? No!
Okay, I don't like it when he said you want to stop doing them
Got a charge up first
That's how it charges?
(Apparently)
Sorry Jonah, I can't believe that someone sighs up to like get in a (shopping) cart
And let's you drive as recklessly as possible. Is today Friday? I think it's Friday?
We've got a bunch of boxes to open this is a mess.
Oh, It's ice cream we made an ice cream launcher! Hi, I'm William Osman and here today is my gay lover Morgan and today we're (Laughs)
I'm just going off the comments
And brought it to VidCon but it kind of sucked
Dan, do you want one?
Everything I we've been so bad at getting the videos out after filming them. I just
It's it's old and stale and
Vidcon's old and they're just not even that great and I want to make a better one
The whole point of the launcher was to do a multi-step project where we do different things with it
And then we haven't done that
So now it's like do we build a better one and just like say it was for fun at VidCon? I don't really know
We are so bad at making videos. It's not even funny
Let's open boxes
Sure is from Rumble Lab Moultrie, I can't this shirt is hilarious. I
Really like it. It's got my face on it, but it's not like a flattering. Is this flattering?
(Hell yeah it is!)
You know
First box!
We gotta go fast cuz there's a lot of packages and I feel really bad that we don't do this more figure
This is like glued together do the hot glue Ali. What have you done? Oh, no
special pistol the creativity you and your friends display every day is really
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Inspirational oh it looks like a U
This is not on you. This is 100% on me. Just the reading level is
I'm gonna be third grade good ally from Florida. Thank you very much for whatever potentially horrendous thing is inside of this bag.
Oh, God what is this? Don't look at me. What changed? What did you put your feet in first? Oh my god
Could you imagine having to like take this off to go to the bathroom one second guys, is that on?
Is this a furry
Someone sent me a cat shirt, but Cameraman John says I'm a furry now.
Well, thank you Ali
Next! Oh this is from Andy of How to Make Everything. Oh, this is gonna make a mess. There's blood on this foam
Jeez, Andy's cat hairs all over it. Oh my god-
Thanks for the house Andy might get a little cold in the winter. How did you get? Oh it's as a whole
Thank you for the new home Andy and the t-shirt I will
live in it
Yeah
I
Think this is the first thing we've ever gotten for free after asking for it for free. I've always wanted a stripper
Can't say that thanks wiggle lever nut who needs video games or drugs when you have wiggle lever nuts
Can of cat food Ethan G and it's for Cameraman John because I couldn't find socks
You Ethan. didgeridoo did they leave a note with this? I can't remember
I'm so bad at keeping track of so, but thank you guys for the didgeridoo
This was given to us at VidCon and I'm going to try and play it right now
There's two things going through my head right now: Practice makes perfect and quit while you're ahead and that's enough boxes for one video
We've got too many. Let's do them on the next video and until next time I'm Michael Reaves
I'm gonna pass out