(APPLAUSE) HEY, EVERYBODY WE'RE BACK WITH
THE AUTHOR OF COMEDY COMEDY COMEDY DRAMA, MR. BOB ODENKIRK,
NOW HOW DID YOU FIND THE PROCESS OF WRITING A BOOK BECAUSE YOU
HAVE WRITTEN YOUR WHOLE CAREER, YOU ARE A COMEDY WRITER.
>> MOSTLY I HAVE WRITTEN COME DIERKS MOST OF MY CAREER.
THIS WAS SO HARD.
I MEAN IT IS LONELY.
THAT IS NUMBER ONE.
>> Stephen: IT IS YOU AND YOUR LIFE AND YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE
WHO KNOWS.
>> YOU AND YOUR LIFE AND YOUR MEMORIES AND THOUGHTS.
AND HONESTLY WITH ALL OF THE DISTRACTIONS, WITH SOCIAL MEDIA,
I COULDN'T FOCUS, SO I DID WHAT WRITERS HAVE DONE THROUGH TIME
IMMEMORIAL, I RENTED A CABIN.
AND I JUST STUCK MYSELF THERE AND I SAT MY ASS DOWN.
AND I LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR.
I SAID YOU GET TO WORK, MISTER AND I JUST-- I JUST POWERED
THROUGH.
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND AND THIS IS RARE FOR SOMEBODY WHO IS
WRITING A BOOK, I UNDERSTAND YOU BOUGHT A CLIP OF YOU WRITING THE
BOOK, WE NEED TO SET THIS UP.
>> CAN I SAY I WAS SO INTRIGUED BY MY OWN PROCESS.
AND I DON'T MEAN TO CRAWL UP MY OWN ASS HERE BUT I WAS SO-- I
WAS SO IN LOVE WITH MY OWN-- IS THAT OKAY TO SAY, I WAS IN LOVE
WITH MYSELF.
>> Stephen: UNDERSTANDABLE.
>> AND I JUST THOUGHT, IF I COULD SHARE WITH THE WORLD WHAT
IT IS LIKE TO REALLY BE A WRITER, A REAL WRITER, I WOULD
LOVE TO DO THAT, SO I MADE A LITTLE, I SHOT SOME FOOTAGE.
DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS?
(APPLAUSE) >> IT'S A WRITER AT WORK, LET'S
WATCH, IT'S NOTHING.
HERE WE GO.
CRAP!
COME ON, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME?
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME?
>> WE HAVE A ROUGH DRAFT OF CHAPTER ONE.
>> CHAPTER ONE.
WHAT THE HECK.
THIS ISN'T MY CHILDHOOD.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, TIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY
AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
>> WE DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW YOUR LIFE STORY.
>> NOBODY DOES, THAT IS WHY WE ARE WRITING IT, GET TO WORK, I
WANT TO HEAR THINKING.
CLICK AND CLACK, DO YOU HEAR ME?
YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE.
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO EAT IN THIS CABIN IS MASHED POTATOES IN
GIANT BUCKETS AND THAT IS ALL YOU WILL EAT UNTIL I GET AN
AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
HMMMM.
WHAT IS THIS WORD.
INCONSABLE-- WHAT IS THIS WORD.
>> INCONSOLABLE.
>> IT IS TOO LONG.
THIS IS AN ACTOR'S MEMOIR.
DUMB IT DOWN!
MORE CRAP, HOW ABOUT REHAB, A CHAPTER ON REHAB, ANYBODY?
HEROIN, OH NO, NO, NO, IT HAS BEEN DONE, HOW ABOUT METHADONE
THAT MIGHT GET YOU HIGH.
>> HOW ABOUT COCAINE.
>> DO I LOOK LIKE I'M 1990.
THAT IS 1970S CRAP, OKAY.
GO STAND IN THE CORNER.
FACE THE LAMP.
NO, NO, NO.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME LOOK GOOD.
THAT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A MONSTER.
WHAT AM I, A MONSTER?
>> NO SIR, MR. ODENKIRK.
>> WELL THEN HUMANIZE ME, YOU MORON.
HUMANIZE ME.
THERE IS NO FEUD, I NEED A CELEBRITY FEUD, ANYTHING?
>> ANYONE WHO DID YOU HAVE A FEUD WITH.
>> I DONE KNOW, YOU TELL ME.
>> BRYAN CRANSTON.
>> BRYAN CRANSTON, WHO IS THAT.
>> BRYIN FROM BREAKING BAD.
>> NEVER SAW IT, YOU'RE FIRED.
SAY IN THE CORNER.
>> AGAIN, I'M ALONE.
THIS IS CRAP!
(APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: WOW.
>> THAT'S HOW THE SAUSAGE GETS MADE, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: THAT WAS INCREDIBLY MOVING.
I-- AND I LISTENED AND I'M SURE THIS IS GOING TO EMBARRASS YOU
BUT HAVE I NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
I WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT RIGHT NOW TO PRESENT YOU THE BOB
ODENKIRK AWARD FOR MOST YELLING IN A SHORT FILM.
THERE IS SNO WAY-- BOB, CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.
>> I WON THE AWARD THAT IS NAMED AFTER ME?
>> Stephen: IT DOESN'T ALWAYS HAPPEN.
>> IT DOESN'T ALWAYS HAPPEN.
>> Stephen: NO WFNTION I WILL TAKE IT.
I WILL TAKE IT.
>> Stephen: IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY.
>> I WANT TO THANK ME AND I WANT TO THANK THE CABIN IN THE WOODS.
>> Stephen: CAME THROUGH.
>> REALLY CAME THROUGH.
>> Stephen: BOB, THANK YOU, ALWAYS A PLEASURE, THE BOOK IS
"COMEDY COMEDY COMEDY DRAMA: A MEMOIR" IS AVAILABLE TOMORROW.
BOB ODENKIRK EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.